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#48391
Hadanelith
WTF? Capitalizing every word? What is with this guy? I also love the interjection of the word 'like' into the third sentence, and the double capitalizing 'UnRelenting' at the end. So, what was he smoking?
7/1/2006 12:57:41 PM
#48395
Incubusion
Gurochan might not be the place to be preaching about a god. They'll do nasty things to that god, trust me.
7/1/2006 1:05:59 PM
#48406
Papabear
\"God's\" grace is denied to those who do not understand the proper use of capital letters.
7/1/2006 3:03:47 PM
#48414
Vyoma
Wow! If that's just the title, I'd hate to hear how angry the whole essay sounds!
7/1/2006 4:02:50 PM
#48415
Julian
Why does this read like a fundy ransom note made from newspaper?
If You Ever Want What is Yours, Turn Up in CHURCH on Sunday. NO COPS!
7/1/2006 4:07:10 PM
#48416
Gerard
What have the poor conjuction words done to be undeserving of capitalisation?
Ahum....translation:
I Am A Sanctimonious Moron Who Uses Capitals To Make My Words Seem Like The Voice of The Lord, As Heard In Cool Movies Like The Ten Commandments And Stuff....
7/1/2006 4:09:22 PM
#48418
Ghostgirl
*sigh* You can tell them they're freaks without dragging God into it.
7/1/2006 4:26:54 PM
#48424
Brain_In_A_Jar
This guy's shift button must need repairing at least twice a week!
7/1/2006 5:05:55 PM
#48428
NotMe
I bet he capitalised every word so he could make a \"cool\" acronym out of them. From now on he will just say
\"LIBKGHNMONYSSSAITBRWAJBDSYSBLFYHSATCMH
FYMLFTUSMYAASSFHGRRNNTYTFYFISSWKTSBYSTL
CHLHMWHGBHIPYFTMYAAEIURTGGNADIIDTY\"
And everyone will know what he is talking about.
The Grace of God Nor Any Divine Intervention Is Denied To You
Doesn't this mean that we are entitled to both?
7/1/2006 5:13:57 PM
#48431
Nekhbet
And You Have A Nice Day Too
7/1/2006 5:40:31 PM
#48437
TDR
he's auditioning for town crier.
7/1/2006 6:20:05 PM
#48442
Napoleon the Clown
There's only one \"c\" in macabre.
Further proof that the Fundie God is a Greaty and Mighty Asshole.
7/1/2006 7:41:31 PM
#48450
Crosis
Let It Be Known That You Are Not Supposed To Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence.
Well, at least he's honest about God being a merciless bastard.
7/1/2006 9:17:10 PM
#48506
Dante's Virgil
Get out of the 1700s, dumbass. That was the last time people over-capitalized their words, and even then they stuck to capitalizing the NOUNS.
I hope there's a special circle of hell for grammar abusers.
7/2/2006 2:57:18 AM
#48515
Adrian
Hey, Redemption, You're Using Up The World's Supply Of Capitals, Please Stop. What Did The English Language Ever Do To You?
7/2/2006 3:19:02 AM
#48524
Amigone201
Yikes, I went over to that Gurochan site...that's some sick shit up in there. That said, I'm not really sure what this nonsense is supposed to accomplish.
7/2/2006 3:38:25 AM
#48526
Kiwimac
it is a crock of that which enables plant growth and it is very strong such that few can stand it!
Kiwimac
7/2/2006 3:41:18 AM
#48529
Catbert18
Ugh, dude, who was surfing Gurochan, anyway?
7/2/2006 3:44:36 AM
#48557
Crosis
<<< That was the last time people over-capitalized their words, and even then they stuck to capitalizing the NOUNS. >>>
The German language still does that.
7/2/2006 5:29:47 AM
#48577
NotMe
Ugh, dude, who was surfing Gurochan, anyway?
My sentiments exactly.
7/2/2006 8:50:57 AM
#48581
ProperJob
\"By The Foetid Breath Of Dogar And Kazon!\"
7/2/2006 9:35:19 AM
#48608
Evergreen
Maybe they think that Capitalising Every Word Makes Themself Look More Important?
Hmmm... nope. Just looks stupid.
That aside I think I've finally found something that scares me more than fundies... I need brain-bleach after glancing at that site.
7/2/2006 2:16:43 PM
#48841
Redhunter
Dante's Virgil
\"I hope there's a special circle of hell for grammar abusers.\"
Exactly. It's not even the average stuff, people make mistakes all of the time, it's these dorks who think that there are no rules to writing and their 'thing' is cool. Well it ain't cool. It's annoying to the rest of us that know the rules and have to read it keeping in mind that the writer's rules are non-existent. It actually takes three times the work to process this information then if they'd just write like they's supposed!
7/3/2006 7:30:48 AM
#48847
Tigerdreams
Somebody take away his \"Shift\" key...
7/3/2006 7:38:51 AM
#48867
Julian
I wanna patent a keyboard that has an all metal shift key connected to a large capacitor and a sensor for keyboard input and if capitals take up more than 10% of input it starts dicharging at random intervals.
7/3/2006 9:23:06 AM
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