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Did you know that the moon is getting farther away from the earth every year? Well, about 1.5 million years ago, the earth would have been so close to the moon, that all the dinosaurs would have been mooned to death. The Moon killed the dinosaurs!!!!! (BTW, this proves the earth is not millions of years old.)

BigChrisfilm, DebatingChristianity 54 Comments [7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Hadanelith

It is impossible to extrapolate back in a straight line over such a huge time period. As such, your claim is bullshit. Go learn something about statistics, fuckwit.

7/2/2006 1:43:17 AM

Talisman

Mooned to death? You're a bright one, aren't ya?

7/2/2006 2:00:55 AM

Rockstar

I... what?
Moon?

7/2/2006 2:07:19 AM

Zadic

Did you know that I just threw a ball up in the air? At it's current speed it's going to reach Mars in 1.5 million years...Wait a second...THE BALL IS FALLING BACK TOWARD ME! WHAT IN THE WORLD AND THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS GOING ON HERE! I DON'T UNDERSTAND! HELP! HELP!

7/2/2006 2:21:44 AM

Amos

Of course, scientists are suppressing this knowledge.

7/2/2006 2:33:19 AM

CousinTed

Well, as long as BCf is being a moron over there and not on our forums, I'm happy.

7/2/2006 2:38:40 AM

ssdexecutor

You IDIOT. They weren't mooned to death! They escaped onto the moon, where they now live.

7/2/2006 2:45:10 AM

Jaded_Revenge

mooned to death... well there's an image i don't want to think about

7/2/2006 2:49:31 AM

Dante's Virgil

So the Man in the Moon mooned the dinosaurs and they were so aghast they fell down dead. That's great.

7/2/2006 3:08:17 AM

Amigone201

Don't laugh! I was nearly mooned to death when I hired a plumber to fix my sink!

7/2/2006 3:25:30 AM

Adrian

wow, who'd have thought that dinosaurs were such delicate creatures... Fundies, OTOH, are quite used to being in close proximity with their \"moon\", so it wouldn't work on them.

(on a side note: dinosaurs died 65 millions years ago, fucktard!)

7/2/2006 3:49:27 AM

Papabear

We should hold some sort of competition, a \"Dumb-off\" if you will, between some of these... uh... people. A battle of \"wits\" between BigChrisfilm, JohnR7, dad and mamacags, WooHoo! Of course, that much stupidity all in one place probably causes cancer or something, so maybe we had best skip it.

7/2/2006 3:52:52 AM

Hadanelith

Ah, yes. BigChrisfilm, dad, and JohnR7: The Unholy Trinity of the Church of Stupid. Run in terror.

7/2/2006 4:11:07 AM

glyptodon

Hahaha, is he fucking serious?

How would that even work? Is the idea that um... the gravity would fuck them up or something? Or is he actually imagining the moon pressed against the earth, grinding any dinosaurs in between?

Hahahahaha. Surely this can't be serious.

7/2/2006 4:33:42 AM

Crosis

Ah yes, argument from bad math. These are always fun.

As Hadanelith pointed out, extrapolating millions of years from a hundred years of data (if even that) is almost guaranteed to be wildly inaccurate. Zoom in close enough and any continuously differentiable curve looks linear. More to the point, there are obvious physical reasons the moon's distance from earth would *not* be changing at a constant rate.

<<< Hahahahaha. Surely this can't be serious. >>>

You overestimate BCF's intelligence. He's either an extraordinarily devoted troll or dead serious and nearly as dumb as JohnR7.

7/2/2006 5:20:46 AM

StandardDeviant

Mooned to death?

(15 minutes of laughter emanate from SD's room)
I now officially have a new favorite quote.

7/2/2006 5:51:06 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Still a complete fuckwit, eh?

7/2/2006 6:34:21 AM

NotMe

Originally posted by \"

17And the LORD said unto Moses, I will do this thing also that thou hast spoken: for thou hast found grace in my sight, and I know thee by name.

18And he said, I beseech thee, shew me thy glory.

19And he said, I will make all my goodness pass before thee, and I will proclaim the name of the LORD before thee; and will be gracious to whom I will be gracious, and will shew mercy on whom I will shew mercy.

20And he said, Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live.

21And the LORD said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock:

22And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put thee in a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by:

23And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.


If God can moon Moses without any serious consequences, than the dinosaurs will survive the mooning of the real moon.

7/2/2006 8:00:11 AM

Julian

Geez, I heard it wasn't mooning but this.

Jurrasic Fart

(I can't believe I found something so retarded it made that tragic link look witty)

7/2/2006 10:34:06 AM

Babbleon

The moon is moving away from the Earth at about 1.5 inches per year. Over the past 1.5 million years it has retreated about 35.5 miles. It is now about 240,000 miles away, so this distance is negligible.

In fact, there is good evidence that the moon has been receding from the Earth at a constant rate for at least 900 million years.

7/2/2006 2:57:56 PM

Nic

Oh god, this made me laugh out loud hysterically. Not bad, but I'm at work and now the delivery guy thinks I'm crazy.

7/2/2006 3:28:40 PM

Berny

You know, when you stop trying to make the universe conform to the Bible it starts to make a lot more sense.

7/2/2006 7:18:59 PM

TDR

he said mooned to death!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

7/2/2006 9:24:46 PM

Redhunter

I've read this dink before but I find it hard to believe that anybody is seriously this stupid. This is a joke, right? Please say it is.

7/3/2006 6:59:24 AM

Tigerdreams

The Earth's natural satellite is not a verb...

\"Mooned to death\"--it's so painfully sad it's funny!

7/3/2006 7:57:16 AM
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