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#48473
Hadanelith
It is impossible to extrapolate back in a straight line over such a huge time period. As such, your claim is bullshit. Go learn something about statistics, fuckwit.
7/2/2006 1:43:17 AM
#48478
Talisman
Mooned to death? You're a bright one, aren't ya?
7/2/2006 2:00:55 AM
#48480
Rockstar
I... what?
Moon?
7/2/2006 2:07:19 AM
#48486
Zadic
Did you know that I just threw a ball up in the air? At it's current speed it's going to reach Mars in 1.5 million years...Wait a second...THE BALL IS FALLING BACK TOWARD ME! WHAT IN THE WORLD AND THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS GOING ON HERE! I DON'T UNDERSTAND! HELP! HELP!
7/2/2006 2:21:44 AM
#48489
Amos
Of course, scientists are suppressing this knowledge.
7/2/2006 2:33:19 AM
#48495
CousinTed
Well, as long as BCf is being a moron over there and not on our forums, I'm happy.
7/2/2006 2:38:40 AM
#48501
ssdexecutor
You IDIOT. They weren't mooned to death! They escaped onto the moon, where they now live.
7/2/2006 2:45:10 AM
#48503
Jaded_Revenge
mooned to death... well there's an image i don't want to think about
7/2/2006 2:49:31 AM
#48509
Dante's Virgil
So the Man in the Moon mooned the dinosaurs and they were so aghast they fell down dead. That's great.
7/2/2006 3:08:17 AM
#48517
Amigone201
Don't laugh! I was nearly mooned to death when I hired a plumber to fix my sink!
7/2/2006 3:25:30 AM
#48534
Adrian
wow, who'd have thought that dinosaurs were such delicate creatures... Fundies, OTOH, are quite used to being in close proximity with their \"moon\", so it wouldn't work on them.
(on a side note: dinosaurs died 65 millions years ago, fucktard!)
7/2/2006 3:49:27 AM
#48535
Papabear
We should hold some sort of competition, a \"Dumb-off\" if you will, between some of these... uh... people. A battle of \"wits\" between BigChrisfilm, JohnR7, dad and mamacags, WooHoo! Of course, that much stupidity all in one place probably causes cancer or something, so maybe we had best skip it.
7/2/2006 3:52:52 AM
#48541
Hadanelith
Ah, yes. BigChrisfilm, dad, and JohnR7: The Unholy Trinity of the Church of Stupid. Run in terror.
7/2/2006 4:11:07 AM
#48544
glyptodon
Hahaha, is he fucking serious?
How would that even work? Is the idea that um... the gravity would fuck them up or something? Or is he actually imagining the moon pressed against the earth, grinding any dinosaurs in between?
Hahahahaha. Surely this can't be serious.
7/2/2006 4:33:42 AM
#48555
Crosis
Ah yes, argument from bad math. These are always fun.
As Hadanelith pointed out, extrapolating millions of years from a hundred years of data (if even that) is almost guaranteed to be wildly inaccurate. Zoom in close enough and any continuously differentiable curve looks linear. More to the point, there are obvious physical reasons the moon's distance from earth would *not* be changing at a constant rate.
<<< Hahahahaha. Surely this can't be serious. >>>
You overestimate BCF's intelligence. He's either an extraordinarily devoted troll or dead serious and nearly as dumb as JohnR7.
7/2/2006 5:20:46 AM
#48562
StandardDeviant
Mooned to death?
(15 minutes of laughter emanate from SD's room)
I now officially have a new favorite quote.
7/2/2006 5:51:06 AM
#48567
Napoleon the Clown
Still a complete fuckwit, eh?
7/2/2006 6:34:21 AM
#48575
NotMe
Originally posted by \"
17And the LORD said unto Moses, I will do this thing also that thou hast spoken: for thou hast found grace in my sight, and I know thee by name.
18And he said, I beseech thee, shew me thy glory.
19And he said, I will make all my goodness pass before thee, and I will proclaim the name of the LORD before thee; and will be gracious to whom I will be gracious, and will shew mercy on whom I will shew mercy.
20And he said, Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live.
21And the LORD said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock:
22And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put thee in a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by:
23And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.
If God can moon Moses without any serious consequences, than the dinosaurs will survive the mooning of the real moon.
7/2/2006 8:00:11 AM
#48587
Julian
Geez, I heard it wasn't mooning but this.
Jurrasic Fart(I can't believe I found something so retarded it made that tragic link look witty)
7/2/2006 10:34:06 AM
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7/2/2006 2:57:56 PM
#48615
Nic
Oh god, this made me laugh out loud hysterically. Not bad, but I'm at work and now the delivery guy thinks I'm crazy.
7/2/2006 3:28:40 PM
#48670
Berny
You know, when you stop trying to make the universe conform to the Bible it starts to make a lot more sense.
7/2/2006 7:18:59 PM
#48700
TDR
he said mooned to death!
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
7/2/2006 9:24:46 PM
#48830
Redhunter
I've read this dink before but I find it hard to believe that anybody is seriously this stupid. This is a joke, right? Please say it is.
7/3/2006 6:59:24 AM
#48855
Tigerdreams
The Earth's natural satellite is not a verb...
\"Mooned to death\"--it's so painfully sad it's funny!
7/3/2006 7:57:16 AM
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