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GOOD GRIEF WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME PROOF OF EVOLUTION BEFORE I PUNCH MYSELF SQUARE IN THE FACE! LOL.
[7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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No. Please, punch yourself square in the face. Maybe that will keep you from using the Abnoxious Acronym of the Fuckwit.
7/2/2006 1:42:18 AM
No. As a matter of fact, why don't you do it twice. It may improve your comprehension since you don't seem to understand all the evidence presented to you so far.
7/2/2006 2:00:33 AM
If it's the same BigChrisfilm who was inhabiting the FSTDT forums, he refuses to read the evidence, let alone understand it.
7/2/2006 2:08:10 AM
I'm reminded of the
Upright Citizen's Brigade
Christian summer camp skit. A camp counselor treats himself to various tortures in order to pressure a guilty child to confess that he drank some juice without permission. But, of course, watching the counselor walk over broken glass is just too much fun...
7/2/2006 2:29:44 AM
Actually I'm now going to deliberatley withhold evidence from BigChrisfilm, I really want to see that moron get decked square in the jaw.
7/2/2006 2:37:32 AM
7/2/2006 2:40:31 AM
Hey, I submitted one of these queries of his, and it was rejected.
7/2/2006 2:44:24 AM
Yes, I think that this is the same one. No, I did not post this one here. Wish I did though.
7/2/2006 2:46:29 AM
Wow, whether to give or not to give...kind of a win/win proposition isn't it? If we give him proof of evolution, we're educating somebody, and that's good. But if we don't give him any, he'll punch himself in the face, and that's REAL good!
7/2/2006 3:24:15 AM
If we can keep denying him proof, such that he will repeatedly punch himself in the face, maybe he will die. Would this not be proof of natural selection?
7/2/2006 3:46:25 AM
If we give him proof of evolution, we're educating somebody, and that's good.
I wouldn't count on educating BigChrisfilm. He's asked for evidence before on other forums and when he's presented with rather large contributions of what he asked for he dismisses it all with a single sentence reply. I doubt he's interested in learning anything.
7/2/2006 3:48:12 AM
When you put it that way, you can't expect to actually get any proof. It wouldn't be as funny.
7/2/2006 4:41:51 AM
You could... read Darwin?
7/2/2006 5:07:15 AM
I vote we actually withhold the proof so he'll punch himself in the face. (Not that he's at all likely to recognize the proof when we show him ... )
7/2/2006 5:10:38 AM
Punch yourself first. No, here. Better let me do it for you.
7/2/2006 5:51:02 AM
Napoleon the Clown
No, I think I'll wait until after you puch yourself. This should be amusing.
7/2/2006 6:35:01 AM
Punch away! It isn't as if you would actually believe anything we tell you.
7/2/2006 7:51:35 AM
I have this suspicion that plenty of people have tried to give you evidence for evolution, and you've just ignored it. I might try someday (just for laughs; I don't expect BCf to actually be capable of
anything), but I'm holding out for you punching yourself in the face a few times first.
7/2/2006 9:37:35 AM
Thank God his viral stupidity has finally evolved to the point where we no longer need to do it!
7/2/2006 10:19:41 AM
If someone gives you proof, will you shoot yourself in the face instead?
7/2/2006 11:54:35 AM
beg pardon, but what's the typical \"single sentence reply\"?
(Please for the love of mercy, don't make me search the boards myself, I couldn't take the drivel. Or at least a single link to an example for a controllable level of drivel would do, please).
7/2/2006 12:15:28 PM
... oh, dammit. I let curiosity get the better of me. I went and browsed... I read about four pages, hoping there'd be just a glimmering of Clue Inheritance...
... is it worth jumping to the end? Please, for the love of mercy, please, please, somebody spoil it for me.
7/2/2006 12:59:21 PM
Troff, no, it's Chris! His clue gene is sadly defunct and his body has lost the ability to synthesize clues. This means he needs a daily intake, but his body is rejecting them and they're just passing straight through without being ingested.
7/2/2006 1:15:48 PM
Chris, we like it the way it is now - you punch yourself in the face, then we give you proof of evolution.
7/2/2006 1:18:27 PM
Evolution; Weeding out the people so dumb they punch themselves in the face since 1859
7/2/2006 1:48:22 PM