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I AHVE TATTOOS AND WILL GET A FEW MORE AS IT HELPS IN MY MINISTRY TO GROUPS THAT ONLY LISTEN TO OTHER TATTOOED PEOPLE

BLAKWULF, MySpace 29 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Hadanelith

Nobody the fuck cares.

7/2/2006 1:41:33 AM

Talisman

That'd be a bad idea BLAKWULF.

Leviticus 19:28
\"Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.\"

I love it when I know more about their holy book than they do.

7/2/2006 2:03:56 AM

Amos

What are these supposed groups that only listen to the tattooed?

7/2/2006 2:24:35 AM

Ed

Don't think this is fundie; stupid and all in caps, but not fundie.

7/2/2006 2:34:53 AM

Nekhbet

I have several tattoos; I wouldn't listen to you if you shoved a megaphone into my ear and screamed at the top of your lungs.

7/2/2006 3:34:58 AM

Papabear

Ed -- Sure it's Fundie. A moron who writes in all caps and can't spell, ministering to groups of persons with dubious infromation source selection skills. Sounds Fundie to me.

7/2/2006 3:42:30 AM

Adrian

Well, I understand that neo-Nazis are quite fond of tattoos, maybe those are the people he's ministering to... I'd love to see that asshat pester a group of Hell's Angels until they get pissed off :P

7/2/2006 3:55:14 AM

glyptodon

I, for one, know that I don't trust the word of ANYONE who's not inked.

7/2/2006 4:29:28 AM

xMinionX

That's.... special... *backs away slowly*

But I don't think he's a fundie. Just very very strange.

7/2/2006 4:42:59 AM

Crosis

If they only listen to other tattooed people, they're almost as silly as you. Almost.

7/2/2006 5:12:14 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Have fun.

7/2/2006 6:36:00 AM

CousinTed

Wasn't there a guy like this in an episode of King of the Hill? He was a band roadie for a Christian Rock band that Bobby's XTREME youth group was going to see. He had the ten commandements tatooed on his back. You know the guy I'm talking about? Right?RIGHT?!

7/2/2006 6:56:10 AM

Julian

Nothing like using a tattoo to spread a message or indelibly brand yourself...


7/2/2006 10:45:04 AM

Jaded_Revenge

yeh but that fucks your chance with the people who don't lsiten to tatooed people...

7/2/2006 1:47:12 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Julian, that's pretty disturbing, but we don't actually know the motives for that tattoo - it's a depiction of Hitler, sure, and I sure as hell wouldn't want one on my back, but does it actually glorify him in some way, or is it just to shock people? In the absence of other information, I find things like the Hitler Smileys favoured by those fucked-up \"prussian blue\" kids to be more disturbing.

Still, tattoos generally disgust me anyway. My personal favourite response to someone showing them off is: \"That's gonna look real good when you're 60!\"

7/2/2006 6:24:03 PM

TDR

yeah, I liked the idea of getting a tattoo when I was in my teens. I'm very glad now that I didn't cave to the impulse.

7/2/2006 9:21:37 PM

Adrian

Brain, isn't the Hitler on this pic actually burning in Hell? Still weird (I sure wouldn't want to have that asshole inked into my skin), but...

yeh but that fucks your chance with the people who don't lsiten to tatooed people...

Plus you probably couldn't use the pool in most Japanese hotels (well, the policy is mostly anti-yakuza, but...)

7/3/2006 4:56:21 AM

Redhunter

Here are a few of BLAKWULF's tattoo's for god:

JEEZUS SAIVES

CHOOSEN WON

PIECE BE WIT U

PRAY'S B 2 GAWD

DOWN WIT DA LORRD

7/3/2006 6:54:00 AM

kmisho

One can excuse this brainwashed child for not knowing his Bible very well, but:

Leviticus 19:28
Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. (No tattoos, not even tattoos of Jesus)

7/3/2006 2:37:21 PM

David D.G.

That's the wildest justification given for getting tattoos that I have ever seen. It's a great comeback to other fundies who might criticize him for getting tattoos, since they'd probably buy it!


~David D.G.

7/3/2006 4:33:42 PM

Julian

Wikipedia mentioned sailors used to like to get tattoos of crosses or Jesus on their backs so they couldn't get flogged because that would be a blasphemy!

7/4/2006 12:34:38 AM

kkkron

OK, you do that.

(Why is he telling us this?)

7/6/2006 5:25:35 PM

RedRightHand

Check this guy's myspace. He smokes AND drinks, can't spell for shit, and has "GIT R DUN" in his headline. Who exactly is he qualified to minister to?

1/24/2008 2:06:08 AM

DontTortrueHim/Her

AND I SHALL SOON CONTRACT AIDS AND BE LABELED A SODOMITE BY OTHER TATTOOED NUMBSKULLS WHO SHARE MY WHACKED OUT SYSTEM OF WORSHIP

1/24/2008 4:17:34 AM

Anon

WOW, IT'S AMAZING HOW WHEN YOU'RE TYPING, YOU ONLY HAVE TO HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY A MERE CENTIMETRE AWAY TO NOT LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT.

1/24/2008 4:27:59 AM
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