I use my flag as a fuse after I wrap it around a lib's neck. Old Glory never looked so good.
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Welcome to white-trash America.
Note to our foreign posters: This inbred, sister-humping, moonshine drinkin', bare-foot, deodorant shunning, gap-toothed, wheel-less car owning, dog-kicking, plug-chewing, dog-plugging, chicken-fried, cowpie-chucking, book avoiding, language killing, banjo-playing, hunter-raping okie does not represent the rest of America. We think he is a piece of shit, just like you do.
Moonbiter, good point!
And Redhunter, don't worry, one may laugh at or fear them rednecks outside the USA, but I surely know the USA is not those people. I consider the vast majority of americans liberal, and it's only those fundies are mostly heard at this time. Thanks to George W. Bush and his ability to strike fear in the hearts of people because of the 9/11 attacks.
It frightens me a great deal that the only thing holding some of these people back from raping and murdering me is that they believe they might be eternally damned if they do.
*nods* And that's why Cal Thomas, for instance, is so in favor of mandatory Xianity: because he assumes everyone else is as inherently depraved as he is and that people who aren't Christians must have the same inhuman impulses that characterize his every waking thought without the fear of the Cosmic Sky Muffin to stop us acting on them the way it stops him acting on his own sick desires.
I never really understood the fascination with flags. I suppose it's been a tradition scince time immemorial, but why? I mean, except to drape out your car window as you speed along honking your horn because your team won?
Ignorant fucktard said:
"I use my flag as a fuse after I wrap it around a lib's neck. Old Glory never looked so good."
Except, of course, if you tried it for real they'd likely shove it up your ignorant ass, still lit.
Every one of the posters on Free Conservatives should feel free to post address, directions to their residence, and good times to find them at home. After all, such big talkers should have nothing to fear from a horde of "limp wristed liberal sissies" showing up their doorsteps...
@MK
Every one of the posters on Free Conservatives should feel free to post address, directions to their residence, and good times to find them at home. After all, such big talkers should have nothing to fear from a horde of "limp wristed liberal sissies" showing up their doorsteps...
As long as someone else is in front. The odds of his owning a gun and being stupid enough to use it are infinitely greater than my owning a gun.
"Well, that and fear of just punishment by a functioning legal system grounded in the Constitution. Which is why the FreeConservative types want to destroy it."
An excellent point. Although maybe they figure they wouldn't spend much time there... they'd just repent and then preach about their own rightiousness until their cell mate did them in out of annoyance.
@Klaus
And Redhunter, don't worry, one may laugh at or fear them rednecks outside the USA, but I surely know the USA is not those people. I consider the vast majority of americans liberal, and it's only those fundies are mostly heard at this time. Thanks to George W. Bush and his ability to strike fear in the hearts of people because of the 9/11 attacks.
To paraphrase John Stewart: Most politicians are extremeists because all the moderates have shit to do.
Funny, that this juvenile posturing is the same as you might see in the white trash bars. Can anyone else picture angry Wyatt sitting at the end of the bar with his truckers cap and red flannel shirt, smoldering over his Coors?
NOTME SAID: "What's wrong with moonshine? If it tastes good it tastes good. People would eat shit if it tasted like (whatever you like)."
Not bashing it, never actually had it. All I know is if it is widely associated with blindness, old bathtubs and brain-dead hicks, it's probably not for me. Since I have a decent job I'll just pick up a jug o' Jim Beam once in a while, thanks. Now if you have a fat one hiding somewhere.......Cheers.
Hadanelith: why the anger at the flag burning? I mean, I too am offended at this particular method, but are you totally against it on principle?
Haha, I don't give a shit about flag-burning. It's a piece of cloth. Living beings are always more important than symbols. I was alluding to the fact that radical conservatives stereotypically get really upset about the idea of flag-burning, but here this guy is claiming that he uses it as a fuse. And a murder weapon. So, like, how dare he!!!!
<<< That's one of the things that makes people so happy whenever a skinhead grabs a "Rainbow" flag from one of the pervert clowns marching in a "gay pride" parade and burns it in front of the assembled homos! >>>
Better that than burning the gays themselves, I guess.
I do not agree with those who burn the American flag. But I do not think their actions should be punishable by law. The First Amendment makes freedom of expression a near-absolute right. Dissent against the government is equally protected in the same amendment. The rights enshrined in our Constitution are the reason this country, and its flag, are worth respect. Likewise, while I do not agree with those who would burn a rainbow flag, I think it is their right to do so (assuming it is their property; otherwise it's vandalism just as it would be to burn anything else that belongs to someone else). I am no fan of hate-speech laws; existing laws that make it a crime to incite others to acts of violence are sufficient.
Ironically, the day it becomes illegal to burn the flag is the day that the flag deserves to be burned. Because a large chunk of what it stands for will have been lost.
And when did 'liberal' become a dirty word anyway ?
Ever since Andrea Dworkin. She ruined it for the rest of 'em.
Confused?
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