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When straight people try that they get sued and forced to bake a cake against their will.
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No..not "straight people". Bakers. Bakers who will cheerfully bake a cake, for pay, for anyone else, but because they don't mind their own business, they think they have the right to (1) insult those particular customers by refusing to make a cake, and (2) publicize the names and addresses of those customers so they received more insults and threats.
I am lol-ing at the image of random straight people minding their own business being accosted by homosexuals and forced to bake a cake.
I mean how do you even write that sentence out without realising how incredibly silly it sounds?
You're assuming that all straight people are homophobes like you, triggered. And Sweet Cakes by Melissa got sued for harassment/doxxing. The lesbians in question didn't get a cake(or their money, yet) either. So all of your "points" are wrong.
I'm now imagining some judge....
"This court finds the defendant guilty of minding his own business. The sentence, to be carried out immediately, is....to bake a cake!" (dum-dum-DUMMMMMM!)
@HappyAtheist
That's nothing, I go around kicking in the front doors of random strangers demanding a cake. I'm not gay, but I want cake, dammit!
I was just minding my own business, when suddenly, a flour sack was shoved over my head and I was knocked to the ground! I was forced into a car and driven God knows where. It was really hard to breathe with all that flour dust in there, and I think I lost consciousness a few times.
Next thing I knew, I was marched into a building. I could feel the floorboards under my feet. The flour sack was whisked off my head. When my eyes adjusted, I was standing in front of a stove with flour, eggs, milk, vanilla extract, baking powder, sugar.... A menacing male voice behind me said, "Bake! Now!"
I heard another male voice say, "Oh Steve, you're so sexy when you're being assertive! Kiss me you fool!"
Just ask certain bakers in Northern Ireland since last year: after they lost their appeal, they are legally forced to make cakes for LGBT couples.
...and you've got that bass-ackward, o triggered . But then, being forced to accept what you don't like would have that effect on bigoted retards, I guess. [/Kim Il-Davis]
@ breakerslion
The flour sack was whisked off my head.
They took it off you with a whisk? Damn, that's brutal!
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