I have a question.How do you know which voice is Gods and which one is just "head voices"?
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Do these voices tell you to kill, that everybody is out to get you, that you are the only person who deserves to live? If so then thats god, the ones that contemplate the universe are just head voices.
Well, going into see a shirnk can help guide you there. Basically, if the voices are stopped by any combination of meds, you know they're auditory hallucinations. Treat all "voices" as hallucinations, just to be safe. God will understand.
Oh, and if you swing between mania (extreme happiness and feeling like everything will work out, no matter what you do, to put it in simple terms) and depression, it's likely severe bipolar disorder. If people comment that your speech pattern is breaking down and the words you put together make no sense, it is likely a form of schizophrenia. If feelings of people being out to get you are their, that is almost definately paranoid schizophrenia. You'll need to seek help.
Oh, and not using hallucinagenic drugs is a good idea.
This reminds me of this quote:
"It is of course always best to be led by god,
and have him personally whisper into your ear.
Only, when it is the devil talking he will tell you he is god,
for the devil is a crafty liar. So you never know
who is talking to you."
-- Franz Bibfeldt, Theologian
Of course, the real problem is that persons such as JIC think their thoughts and consciences are the voices of fictional characters like God, Satan and Jesus.
If you hear, "Kill Kill Kill!". It's God
If you hear, "Love Love Love". It's Satan.
That Satan, always trying to trick you into failure with love.
Well, I think the whole damn thread is hilarious (and scary, too), e.g., this from post #17: "once in the shower as I was thinking how ugly my feet were I was hit with 'how beautiful are the feet of those who carry the word'"
Of course, every time I look at Rapture Ready, I feel like I've crash landed on the bizarro world. How sad that there are still such ignorant, superstitious people in the 21st century!
See? Well modulated booming bass. James Earl Jones... same thing.
But hmmmm... that would make God = Darth Vader and Jesus = Luke Skywalker.
And just like Luke, Jesus didn't know his real father till he was all grown up. I can just picture it:
Jesus: "But I was going into Galilee to pick up some 2x4s!"
Joseph: "You can waste time with your disciples when your chores are done."
God: "John the Baptist never told you what happened to your father."
Jesus: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him."
God: "No. I am your father. And I demand that you be crucified."
Jesus: "Nooooooooo!"
Well, it depends. Does it sound like Charlton Heston?
All right, seriously, they're ALL just head-voices. Please seek professional psychiatric help.
~David D.G.
Okay, is there at least three of them? THen that's god. The trinity you know. God has a voice that sounds like Bea Arthur, jesus sounds like a Phil Silvers, and the holy spirit sounds like Meatwad from the 'Aquateen Hunger Force' show.
Now, if you hear more than them, there could be a number of 'lying spirits' and angels hanging around, if that's the case, you probably don't have any fever demons, so that's a good sign. If you have the talking ass spirit, it's probably hard to make out what he is commanding you do/who to kill, so if he's there, you want to ask the burning bush what he's saying. If the bush isn't there then you don't have the talking donkey as they always travel together with satan. If, and this is important, if the voices are chinese, then you are in the wrong religion buddy, and you better get yourself to an interpreter post haste. Nothing worse then finding yourself in the hell of somebody else's religion!
If the voice in your head is Dee Snyder, you probably just have the radio on.
All other voices can be removed with a 'Voice Eliminator' aka noose from a rafter.
Happy trials! (not a typo)
actually Redhunter, I think Jesus would sound like 'The Dude' Lebowski, God would sound like Walter Sopchek, and the Holy Spirit would sound like Donnie.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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