Not to be outdone by a new Bibleman, the Wacky Protestor formulates a plan to not only re-invent himself, but to create a world where there will be no Christians, no churches, no Bibles, and no God!
Using his latest anti-Christian invention; the neuroiconoclasticskeptisiser, the Wacky Protestor lures Vacation Bible School student leaders Gabriel and Olivia Phillips into his Animated Reconstructive Transport (A.R.T.). A world where there are no rules, no faith, no hope and no future!
Will the Bibleteam be able to save Gabriel and Olivia before they are trapped forever? Will the Wacky Protestor finally succeed with his latest plan? Join Bibleman, Biblegirl, Cypher and U.N.I.C.E. in their most exciting adventure yet as they practice 1 Timothy 1:18 and "Fight the good fight of faith"!
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Ya know... My roommate dared me to sit through an episode of Bibleman as it was on one Saturday morning on the Three Angels Broadcasting network, one of those channels you could go for years before realizing it's part of your cable package.
I feel like these Bibleman shows are full of not-so-sly, not-so-inside jokes aimed over the heads of kids. It's like, they're making fun of liberals (or trying to, anyway) in the guise of a kids' show.
We are suppposed to send a "Bag O' Blessings" home with a different student each week at the parochial school where I teach. The one for my grade has a Bibleman video in it.
Actually, my son is a fundamentalist Christian (sort of in my mind - we get along just fine and mostly like the same things)
@Sandman
We are suppposed to send a "Bag O' Blessings" home with a different student each week at the parochial school where I teach. The one for my grade has a Bibleman video in it.
You are my hero. Someday your students will be very grateful to you, whether they know it or not. :)
I really dislike the way many Xians propound the lie that because some people have no faith that they also have no rules, hope or future. Those of us with no faith may have fewer stupid rules, fewer false hopes and no belief in a future in heaven or hell, but we do have rules, hope and a future.
Bravo Sandman! That really was a great thing you did. *cheers*
Hadanelith said: "Redhunter: why in the world would you subject yourself to this kind of nonsense?"
Sandman - mad props to you, man.
For those of you wondering what happened to that "lost" Bibleman videotape...my wife read the post and burst out laughing. When I asked her why, she was astonioshed that I had forgotten what I did with it. She reminded me.
And I want a neuroiconoclasticskeptisiser, too!
Here's a sample Bibleman as anything less than a timeless cinematic masterpiece?
Let´s face it. If they want to make an animated movie out of the Bible, it´s ok. I would applaud it. BUT THIS?. Please, Christianity can be spread in a less tedious way than the traditional but please, you´re not going to attract children to God this way. A world with no Christians and no rules, not just for a Buddist or a Moslem, but also for many Catholics who believe that(wherever there are 5 people before me I´m there), it sounds not really dystopic. Actually, we are more afraid of worlds like Huxleys or Vendetta, because, contrary to what these morons predicate,we are like all humans and we are afraid of the same. Please, look for other material.
This is one of the pathetic bombastic marketing attempts of the Evangelical community to cater for the younger audience. They take a product which, unable to censor and seeing the impact and success that has in the younger audience, they try to "adapt" using their twisted religious conventions. Of course, it doesn't work because it simply has no base.
I'm a Christian, but I watch this show just for the cheap laughs...much like I'd watch any other cheesy movie. I saw the first episode and the bad guy (named Decepto) laughs like a hyena in heat. Worst acting ever, lol!
A world with no Christians, no churches, no Bibles and no God (or any other religions), would be a world WITH rules, hope and future, I'd say, and with a bit of reality-based faith too probably.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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