[Apparently salvation depends on your political party:]
Liberals (Marxists and socialists), gays and feminists go to heaven? Sheesh! You know, As Christians, we'd hate to live our lives in holiness, after dailiy being conformed to the image of God's Son Jesus Christ and then get up to heaven, see a bunch of liberals, ungodly conservatives, sodomites and feminists and hear God say, "Oh, well, hell's such a terrible place, and I've decided to let all these wicked people up in here."
What a perversion of God's justice!
Unless of course you mean what you said in an a la The Apostle Paul "this is what some of you were, but you were washed..." sense. I'm hoping that's what you meant. But then, they wouldn't be feminists, liberals and gays by then, would they?
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So, what you're saying is, you know better than God? The God of supposedly infinite justice and mercy? If you're right about salvation, God may have some questions about your hubris.
A kindly old man died peacefully and found himself resurrected in the middle of a country road. And behold! Running toward him was his favorite dog! He knelt and embraced his long lost pet in tearful reunion. After some time, the dog seemed anxious to walk the road in what seemed to be the direction of the rising sun. The man followed.
A man died and appeared before the Pearly Gates. "Welcome," said Saint Peter warmly, "and which Heaven would you like to be in?"
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and says, "You're an engineer you're in the wrong place."
I wonder about these kinds of people. They say that even Hitler himself could be redeemed if he accepts Jesus, but liberals (whatever they mean by that), gays, and feminists have no chance at all. How bad do they think we are then?
@Truth is Stranger
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So, I have to be a misogynistic, bigoted, brain-dead GWB follower to get into heaven?
"As Christians, we'd hate to live our lives in holiness, after dailiy being conformed to the image of God's Son Jesus Christ and then get up to heaven, see a bunch of liberals, ungodly conservatives, sodomites and feminists"
Jesus hung around with tax collectors, prostitutes, adulterers and the local unwashed, He didn't seem to mind. What's your beef, you're better than God's Little Boy?
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Wow. Just....wow.
Oh, and if God is perfect, how could he possibly pervert his OWN justice?
@Sandman
This guy needs to actually read his Bible, and not just walk around holding it. The god in there generally doesn't put up with this kind of shit.
OK. I have said 200 times that, if I´m not going to be saved, I don´t care. Honestly, according to this moron, I will have company, and these idiots would be lonely in a paradise?
“As Christians, we'd hate to live our lives in holiness, after dailiy being conformed to the image of God's Son Jesus Christ and then get up to heaven, see a bunch of liberals,…”
Oh, fuck off. This is exactly why i left the Church. You care more about being rewarded for your piety than you do about your fellow man.
When i believed God was real, I felt sure that Hell had to be a test. NO ONE who had Christ in their heart could enjoy Paradise if they knew anyone was in the Lake of Fire… But i found Xian after Xian that WANTED and desperately needed people to be down there, so they could enjoy viewing them from Heaven.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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