LawrenceOfAperabia #racist niggermania.net

We just got a new client at work, and that means we had to hire on a group of people to handle the workload, and that means you look down the roster and it's "human, human, human, human, nigger" because "commitment to diversity" is a selling point in crunchy-granola-bar Seattle.

Of course, you don't have to be a niggermaniac to know how this story always ends. Nigger is out of its depth, fucks up the work, either gets fired or quits when it realizes the job isn't just "sit on your ass pretending to be busy and collect paycheck".

This time, however, I've got a bit more seniority in QC and don't have to deal with nigger work myself. So I decided to assign a bunch of the control stuff to the girl I mentioned in another story, new to QC, "every color but black" and a bit of a NM herself...and who my lead, seeing she and I get along well, assigned me to mentor in the dark alchemy of turning shoddy rookie work into things we can present to the client. I let her know I'd have her QCing the trainees so she could get some reps in a no-pressure environment.

She's been great about delivering accurately-edited work to me; as I expected (and as the leads did when they promoted her), she weathers bullshit well.

Last night, though, in the break room, she came right up to me and asked "who is DJones?" and I said "Oh, you mean Darnell." (note: name changed to keep everything anonymized.)

"The black guy on day shift?"

"The very same. Why?"

"Because if he's as dumb as his work makes him look, he's too dumb to work at Burger King. He got the photo addendum wrong."

I nearly spat out my coffee.

The photo addendum my charge is referring to involves looking through about a 300-page document, finding three pages with three photographs each on them, putting them in order (and they're numbered 1 through 9), and extracting them as a PDF.

"I wonder how long it's taking him," I asked, more rhetorically than anything, and when coworker said "you can see his metrics, right? Why not check?" I did. A task that is literally "page through a document and when you see pictures, stop" was taking this monkey 10 minutes. We allow 90 seconds for it, and a quick-handed and alert-eyed person can do it in 30.

Then she said the very best thing, and I like to think she's comfortable around me and knows what's what and doesn't say this around people who might actually get a bug up their butt at her because she's great:

"Somehow I'm not surprised, are you?"

There is a nigger in my office who is making more than even Seattle's $15 minimum wage and cannot do something that my six-year-old niece would consider beneath her intellectually if her kindergarten teacher foisted such an assignment off on her. Welcome to the Watchdogs, new girl...you will always know when a nigger has been hired. At least this time I don't have to actually see him because I get in after day shift leaves for the night.

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