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ANCIENT EGYPTIANS ATE ANIMAL
CRAP FOR MEDICINE (N ATIONAL G EOGRAPHIC).
AND NOW, USA LEGALIZED "ANAL"
SEX. WHOA! GOD IS JUDGE.
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But, as a counterpoint, the Ancient Egyptians deeply respected cats. And now society is becoming more respectful of different kinks and sexualities. Woah!
@Bimaac
How much do you want to bet that this guy wouldn't mind anal sex so much if it was between two women rather than two men?
What does the first have to do with the second. The Egyptians had the longest lasting empire in the world, ever. Longer than Rome, Longer than the eastern empires that i admittedly know little about thanks to a shit school system, so what if they thought feces had power?
Why is anal in quotes? Do you mean something other than anal? And anal has pretty much always been legal so why are you bitching now?
Your mind is a puzzle i want to solve.
I don't know about specific "medical" usages, but the idea isn't completely dumb. Dung contains wasted nutrients; some species might have a high concentration of certain nutrients in their diet but don't absorb much because they don't need most of it. In theory, this could be used to treat conditions caused by a nutritional deficiency in the diet, or ones where you need extra because your body can't absorb or process it very well or something like that. Some ancient medical practices worked, even if they didn't understand why. Of course it could also have just been quackery or woo. Not everything ancient was good.
And now, USA legalized "anal" sex.
Only now?
If you consider anal sex repulsive (believe me, I am with you there), don't engage in anal sex .
Oh, you compulsively fantasise about other people's sex life? Get help and possibly out of the closet. If "I don't want to imagine their sex lifes!" were a valid reason against gay marriage, ugly people (let alone people of such disgusting characters as fundies) should not be allowed to marry, either.
PS;
The ancient Hebrews executed rape victims (Bible). And now, the USA tries to outlaw even necessary abortions. Whoa! Bastet is Mother Cat.
Did they? Is that why you write crap on posters, on the arse-end of your ute? Kind of adds a new definition to tailgating.
@Salami
Cats have never forgotten that we once worshiped them as gods, as seen in the average moggy's cat-titude.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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