Here's something I've often wondered about. Okay......after the 7 year tribulation period we are coming back with Jesus and he puts an end to the Battle of Armageddon. Won't we be coming back on horses (chargers)? If so....how does one "decently" get on a horse wearing a robe? Are they robes that open in the front with a belt to tie around it? Are there garments underneath? Do the robes have slits up the side? Is anyone familiar with the Jewish dress code or will it even be a Jewish dress code at that particular time?
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"Jewish Dress Code":
Nicole: "fuck me sideways"? That's a new one. But, hey, if you insist...
Read the entire post and then re-read the first line.......OFTEN wondered about. shit that's funny.
>>I had a friend who said "well, fuck me up the ass sideways with a jackhammer."
somebody has wayyyyyy too much time on their hands.
@Rockstar
Is this guy seriously asking about the dress code for Armageddon? He can't be real...
I can't believe anyone can really spend time worrying about stuff like this, even if they *do* believe it's all going to happen. I mean, seriously, modesty in riding gear? *boggles*
Best Dressed award (n)th'd here... and now I have Teh Best Idea Evar for a fanfic drabble challenge. End Of The World fashions, outfiting religious archtypes and holy rollers in every dimension! Outfits designed with Intelligent Cloth that changes color to match your steed, headpieces that automatically gauge the correct length/shape from the headpieces of those around you, and shoes guaranteed to keep your feet dry and clean while wading through oceans of blood or trampling the corpses of your enemies. Purchase price cheerfully refunded if your deity of choice is in any way offended by your outfit.
I've decided to start my own line of 'Rapture Wear' for the fashion minded apocalypse nut. Rapture Wear is loose fitting and fully functional, no need to worry if those sleeves will allow full sword swinging, they do! Blood resistant? How about blood PROOF! Whether you are trying to slay the seven headed dragon with jesus the seven headed lamb, or watching stars falling to earth, you can go to the final battle knowing that your robes are double-stitched, no embarrasing episodes like last years company picnic. Order now and get your custom fitted robe made to match your horse! Be the envy of armeggedon! Send your orders in soon, 'cause the second coming is going to be any day now. (mention that you will help jesus kill the offspring of Jezabel to get $2 off!) Apocalypstick so you'll look your best at the Battle of Armageddon!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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