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This topic isn't going to be as noobish as you perhaps thought.
Now, gays.
I will admit that I am somewhat of a homophobe.
The Lord says that it's wrong, I shall believe.
But this is a different argument, because not all people believe in the Good Lord, and will be punished in the end.

It's just not darn natural.
INSERT TAB A INTO SLOT B.
Plop, out comes the baby.
That's how it was made to be.
There is a reson women don't have penises, and men don't have vaginas.
They were not meant to have sex.
Sex naturally goes along with love.
Sodomy is a sin, and "Cockfighting" has no point.
And what the heck do women do?
Rub up on each other?
Wow, how romantic.

It's just that simple: gays were not meant to be.
I don't know why they don't concider it a mental disease anymore.
It is.
If you like the same sex, there is something wrong with you in your brain.
They're like retarded people.
Next thing you know, people will be accepting incest and beastiality.
But even incest is better than homosexuality.
Because then, they can still procreate.
That's the way it was meant to be.

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