No, all the ancient civilizations(we're talking pre-flood here) had superior technology simply because of what was on the earth those days...
Back then, you had angels who abandoned their homes, teaching man everything, having giants... and there we're more lifeforms available... more everything basicly.
Dinosaurs were pre-flood, and were refered to as reptiles...dragons with hydrogen in their lungs included also(this let them spew fire from the mouth)...
I think sometimes people underestimate man's ability to learn new things... I mean we have a spirit just like anything else that can be used to whatever extent.
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"Back then, you had angels who abandoned their homes, teaching man everything, having giants... and there we're more lifeforms available... more everything basicly."
Is there nothing you people wont believe?
"Dinosaurs were pre-flood, and were refered to as reptiles...dragons with hydrogen in their lungs included also(this let them spew fire from the mouth)..."
Apparently not.
"I think sometimes people underestimate man's ability to learn new things...
I think you're overestimating your ability to even come to grips with reality, let alone learn anything new.
Notme Wrote: "How did they light the hydrogen? Did they smack their teeth together really hard?"
Well, obviously, the dragon's teeth were made of flint! So as you can see, if we can imagine it, then it must be real.
You know the number one thing that causes men to learn new things? EVIDENCE.
Also, I'd like to see a dragon with hydrogen in its lungs breathe normally a few times then try to breathe fire - can you say "fuel-air bomb"? Yech, think of the MESS!
"No, all the ancient civilizations(we're talking pre-flood here) had superior technology simply because of what was on the earth those days..."
There is no evidence to support this assertion.
"Back then, you had angels who abandoned their homes, teaching man everything, having giants... and there we're more lifeforms available... more everything basicly."
There is no evidence to support this assertion.
"Dinosaurs were pre-flood, and were refered to as reptiles..."
They are referred to as reptiles because they were reptiles, you moron.
"dragons with hydrogen in their lungs included also(this let them spew fire from the mouth)..."
There is no evidence to support this assertion.
"I think"
There is no evidence to support this assertion.
"sometimes people underestimate man's ability to learn new things..."
This is true.
"I mean we have a spirit just like anything else that can be used to whatever extent."
There is no evidence to support this assertion.
Yeah, sure, pre-flood civilizations had much more superior technology... and so Noah had to made his ark from wood.
Did god chose the greatest moron in the world? No, you don't have to answer.
"I mean we have a spirit just like anything else that can be used to whatever extent."
Great example of speaking and saying nothing.
David DG said: "I know I never would have expected people to spout this stuff with such sincerity before I started reading the weirdness quoted on this site."
Ain't that the fucking truth. This site makes me laugh, cry, say "huh?", and vomit, nearly every single day.
first I'd like to applaud all the Elf Nerds on this board. That's truly disturbing in it's sheer nerdity.
and I'd like to ask WHERE in the Bible does it say this stuff, or are you just writing fanfic here, AzIz?
And, and, there were these unicorns, man! That used magic ! And they, like, they made candy and stuff for the kids! And these giants would gather up all this candy and stuff and take it to this dragon's cave, and, like, the dragon would like totally breathe fire in it, and, like, totally melt it down and stuff, and there was, like, this river , and, like, the chocolate would go down into it, but it wouldn't, like, get watery or 'nothin 'cause it was magical chocolate, and it would, like, go downriver and everyone would, like, cheer and celebrate and stuff! And the angels would whip out guitars and play this stuff that sounds just like Van Halen, man! Just like! Like, Van Halen was divinely inspired and stuff! It was awesome, man! I saw it when I was stoned, man. Heh. That was good stuff.
Another potential source for the dragons Az Iz is talking about (other than his ass) is Kent Hovind. One of Hovind's theories is that T. Rex could spew flames because he had cavities in his head that could've held incendiary chemicals. Hovind must be unaware of cavities we all have in our heads called sinuses . As with everything else Hovind talks about, there is absolutely no evidence for any of it.
'Animal Planet did a show on dragons and, theoretically, a fire breathing creature could exist. Hydrogen+the correct variation of platinum=combustion.'
And how would the platinum get there? Animals can't grow metals, and platinum is kind of hard to come by.
Here's another place where he could have gotten his hydrogen-filled dragon theory from:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083951/combined
In that cartoon, not only did the hydrogen provide the fuel for the dragon's fiery breath, it also provided enough buoyancy to allow them to fly with only those little dragon wings.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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