The Koran is propaganda.
Look, there is no supernatural power that made the Koran come true. The Muslim fundamentalists went off saying "we must make the Quran correct, " so they bombed us on 9-11 (while a Republican was in office) so a war could start.
They will prove it correct until they try to take back Jerusalem, where they and their religion will be proven false when they fail to steal Jerusalem from the Jews, and God, for that matter.
The Jews will be in the Holy Land when God comes (Armageddon).
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The Jews will be in the Holy Land when God comes (Armageddon).
Well, in that case bomb Israel and prevent the end of the world. Whats a few million people in the light of the eternal suffering of billions?
I had no idea that the 9/11 bombins had anything to do with fulfilling a prophecy in the Quran. You learn something new every day. I suppose we should all start horrendously persecuting Christians so that they'll be in the End Times faster. I'll volunteer to be the harlot who rides the wild beast. I know, I know, it's a sacrifice, but I'll take one for the team.
DV, there is an urban legend that has circulated since 9/11 that says the events of that day were foretold in the Quran. Here is a link to the Snopes.com article
http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/quran911.asp
It is entirely false. The problem is that these dumbass fundies believe everything they read about crap like this and get all up in arms about it. Of course, it just stands to reason that if they believe the bullshit in their Bible, they'll believe anything else, also.
Look, there is no supernatural power that made the Koran come true.
You mean, like the Bible?
The Muslim fundamentalists went off saying "we must make the Quran correct, " so they bombed us on 9-11 (while a Republican was in office) so a war could start.
You mean, like George Bush and Iraq?
OK, I think we still need some volunteers for the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Any takers? Come on, people, do your part!
I have a shock for you, Dave. The muslims hold the temple site in Jerusalem, which is the only biblically significant place there, in terms of "Armegeddon".
Read your bible, don't let others do it for you. The Israeli's will have to "steal" Jerusalem, and rebuild, in exact detail, Solomon's temple,in order for your fucked up little prophecy to be valid.
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"The Bible is propaganda.
Look, there is no supernatural power that made the Bible come true. The Christian fundamentalists went off saying "we must make the Bible correct, " so they bombed Iraq (while a Republican was in office) so a war could start.
They will prove it correct until they try to take back Jerusalem, where they and their religion will be proven false when they fail to steal Jerusalem from the Muslems, and Allah, for that matter.
The Muslems will be in the Holy Land when Allah comes."
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Dante's Virgil, if you wanna be the whore of babylon, I'll be your scarlet coloured beast! A sexy beast!
With a name like Redhunter, you got it hands down, baby! (Don't forget the "devouring" part after we rampage. Make yourself a sticky note, or something.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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