Do you believe in chance and probability? What are the chances that christian and jewish settlements would manage to not be at major faultlines? Why would such ideologies not take root there? Why would places like communist Cuba be hit hardest by hurricanes? Why would muslim/buddist/hindu/Atheist countries like Indonesia, India, Cuba, etc...constantly be marred by natural catastrophe...only to have the reprocussions of the natural disasters disapate before they can effect neighboring areas?
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Hey, wanderphilos, ever heard of this magical and wonderous place called California (or the entire West Coast for that matter?) There are both Christian and Jewish "settlements" there that are right on the San Andreas Fault Line, one of the worlds largest and active earthquake centers there is.
So, the Spanish missions in California, land o' faults, all were founded by those special non-christian Catholics?
What were the chances? Um... pretty big. Seeing as...y'know... people that live on major faultlines..
Yep, the total lack of hurricanes, earthquakes, vulcanos and several other major disaster sources means that God loves euthanasie, abortion, gay marriage, legalized drugs and tax paying hookers.
Personally I don't believe in chance and probability. I believe that an all-knowing, all-powerful sky fairy has written the future until the end of time and there is no way to alter it.
More pertinantly, why is it he insists his followers be retarded, gullible pieces of shit? Sometimes a causal pre-requisite can give important clues.
<< Why would places like communist Cuba be hit hardest by hurricanes? >>
For the record, since no one has mentioned tornadoes yet, I'd like to remind people to ponder why it is that most of the tornadoes in the U.S. hit the "bible belt". Which assuredly affect many devout christians, regardless of what "no true scotsman" wanderphilos might have made in his very next quoted post.
Jaded_Revenge...
Let me see. Florida is half Christian(many Catholics)and Jewish. Hurricans and storms. Same with tornadoes in Kansas and the west states(fundies plenty). In Spain, Catholic country, drought and let´s not count Phillipines, which is a Catholic country and Australia. If we add Hurrican Mitch in the Caribbean, who is Catholic area, am I missing something?(and Katrina?)
Places like California, Alaska (Sarah Palin country), Mexico, Central America, the West coast of South America, and Israel. Yes, the Jordan Valley, where JC himself preached, is the lowest place on earth for a reason. It's a rift valley, part of the largest rift valley in the world, goimg down through the Red Sea to the East African Great Lakes.image
"Why would muslim/buddist/hindu/Atheist countries like Indonesia, India, Cuba, etc...constantly be marred by natural catastrophe...only to have the reprocussions of the natural disasters disapate before they can effect neighboring areas"
...but not the very pro-LGBT/abortion, secular, nay, Atheist UK? Nope, no natural disasters for us ! Why is this? Either (emphasis added):
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'God is British - because we never get any fucking earthquakes, tornadoes or hurricanes in Britain. '
'We don't have earthquakes in Britain, because we don't deserve 'em! '
-Al Murray (Pub Landlord)
OR :
Shit happens (except for we Brits in our meteorologically temperate & geologically stable location, geographically), and God doesn't fucking exist .
Choose one, cuntbrain fundie.
I have family in the Midwest, and I have spent more than one afternoon in a basement while a tornado raged through the area. I have handled hailstones the size of golf balls. I have seen snow packed so high that cars tied bicycle flags to their antennas to be visible at intersections.
Either the Heartland is full of devil-worshippers or you're just full of shit.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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