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Atheism is one of those religions running out of gas. There is so much wonder in this universe to be stuck with that crowd, and almost everyone gets it. Even the atheists are scared because they know that there is a God, they just don't want to admit it and will desperately fight to reject His presence in their minds. Anyhow, it won't matter soon because God's about to start forcing people to choose sides, and atheism will be strongarm'd out.

A_AmericanSaint, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [5/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Rime

I think the phrase \"the irony is strong with this one\" would have been perfect.

A poll in 2002 suggests 82%, which is down 2 percent since 1996. That's down 5 million people in 6 years.

Personally, I haven't rejected God. I've rejected the hard sell of the fundie who's insisted that I have to see it their way.

I can't speak for everyone, though.

Let's see how it goes...

5/25/2005 11:15:54 PM

Pop Atheist

Keep dreaming. When the econamy takes a dump you theist will be asking, where's God.

7/23/2005 7:28:51 PM

Papabear

\"Atheism is one of those religions running out of gas.\"
Assumes facts not in evidence.

\"There is so much wonder in this universe to be stuck with that crowd, and almost everyone gets it.\"
Not an intelligible English sentence.

\"Even the atheists are scared\"
No, I am NOT scared and I do not know of any atheists how are scared of God.

\"because they know that there is a God,\"
No, the basic tenet of being an atheist is not believing there is a God.

\"they just don't want to admit it\"
I would be happy to admit that there is a God if you Xians would provide good, solid evidence that there is one.

\"and will desperately fight to reject His presence in their minds.\"
I do not \"desperately fight to reject His presence.\" There is nothing to reject but your tedious assertions of the supernatural.

\"Anyhow, it won't matter soon because God's about to start forcing people to choose sides, and atheism will be strongarm'd out.\"
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Strongarmed out, huh. Rather than, say, convinced by hard evidence, I guess.

2/26/2006 12:18:13 AM

Offspring of Diversity

You said it yourself, God is in my head.

5/9/2008 4:48:11 AM

Lys

We are running out of gas and moving onto electricity! Gotta love us avant-garde, brainy atheists!

7/15/2008 5:07:09 PM

GigaGuess

Atheism is one of those religions running out of gas.
Aside from the ubiquitous "ATHEISM ISN'T A RELIGION" comment, sources for this? Or is it just you and your congregation pooh-pooh'ing the atheists, while stroking your mighty faith?

There is so much wonder in this universe to be stuck with that crowd, and almost everyone gets it.
Except we're the ones embracing that wonder...exploring it. You're the ones that chant "GODDIDIT" any time you see something new, or screech about Satan if you don't understand it.

Even the atheists are scared because they know that there is a God, they just don't want to admit it and will desperately fight to reject His presence in their minds.
Thank you for telling us all what we REALLY believe. It's a good thing we have you and your mighty GSP (Godly Sensory Perception) to tell us what we really think and feel.

Anyhow, it won't matter soon because God's about to start forcing people to choose sides, and atheism will be strongarm'd out.
Uh-huh. Gotcha.

7/15/2008 6:01:01 PM

Grigadil

Atheism. Not a religion, not threatened in any way, not under the influence of gods, not a political system (but it could be if necessary)...

7/15/2008 6:19:21 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Yeah right..just keep on wishing bud..your "god" wouldnt dare strong arm me because he doesnt exist. Keep on wishing because pretty soon, hopefully in my lifetime, the majority will be replaced with atheism.

9/5/2008 1:04:32 PM



GigaGuess said everything i was gunna say..........

4/19/2010 12:53:29 PM

GigaGuess

@1148459

*Bows* Any time. :p

4/19/2010 1:53:05 PM

Blasphemina

Atheism is one of those religions running out of gas.

Atheism is not now, never was and never will be a religion. Dictionary.com for you retarded homeskooled fundies. Furthermore, the only religion that seems to be running out of gas is Christianity, particularly your evil brand of bigoted, hateful, intolerant Southern Baptist.

There is so much wonder in this universe to be stuck with that crowd, and almost everyone gets it.

This sentence really doesn't make sense, but I'll say just because there are wonderful and mysterious things in the world doesn't prove the presence of a god, and even if it DID, it wouldn't necessarily be YOUR god. There are others that are far, far older and more impressive.

Even the atheists are scared because they know that there is a God, they just don't want to admit it and will desperately fight to reject His presence in their minds.

Are you really so fuckin stupid that you think that people would really believe in that sociopathic deity of yours and just PRETEND that he didn't exist, knowing they would be doomed to an eternity of torment? IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN. NO ONE WOULD DO THAT. THEY JUST DON'T BELIEVE. GET OVER IT.

Anyhow, it won't matter soon because God's about to start forcing people to choose sides, and atheism will be strongarm'd out.

God's about to. God's about to. Your god is always ABOUT to do something but it seems that he never manages to follow through. As deities go, he's rather wishy-washy and pathetic.

To finish up here, calling yourself a saint smacks of the sin of pride, and you know what your "good" book says about that....

4/19/2010 3:00:40 PM

Canadiest

Straight out facts
Religions have god(s), Atheism doesn't
Atheism is growing, even in America.
Christianity has been losing ground for years.
Islam is growing,,,yeah,,,converting Christians for one reason.

Atheism has to win or we'll all lose. Humanitarism is the most sensible outlook, a Humanist goverment has never existed and probably never will.

Yeah, that's fucking scary, gotta admit, life's not boring

Sorry to bring anyone down, and now for something completely different,,,,

4/19/2010 4:26:46 PM

Swede

Someone missed the crucial point with a-theism...

So, is your god ready to do that forcing yet? He's had five years to prepare, since that post was done.

4/21/2010 12:55:46 AM

David B.

Yeah, atheism used to be my religion, but then I kind of just lost my belief.

4/21/2010 2:46:23 AM



It seems like all these fundies like to pretend Atheism will just go away, for whatever reason.

Ain't gonna happen.

7/12/2012 1:03:12 PM

Filin De Blanc

If the universe is so wonderful, why are you so anxious to leave it and going on about how sin-filled and blah blah it is all the time? It seems to me that you don't find wonder in the universe at all; in fact you take it for granted.

7/12/2012 1:28:53 PM

Professor von SCIENCE!

The proper grammar would be "An_AmericanSaint" you whacky fundie.

7/23/2013 8:43:53 PM

Justanotheratheist

Atheism is not a religion, and it is not runing out of gas. Quite the opposite, in fact. These may be inconvenient truths for you and your ilk, but they remain truths nevertheless.

7/24/2013 1:50:52 AM

Goomy pls

@Rime

And so begins a long list of witty and hilarious comments on this wonderful site.

11/24/2013 7:44:51 PM

Elia

What the FUCK is it with these folk who bleat "atheism = religion"? There are no gods in atheism, no saints, there's no clergy . . . geeze, even when I was a Catholic I don't think I was wholly incapable of comprehending that fact.

11/24/2013 10:08:35 PM
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