Quote# 130088

To say fencehopping were totally wrong and have to be punished is bullshit. Cruelty has to be punished in opposite to love! Many people can't effort or manage to have own horses, cows, donkeys or whatever animal in this size. Just because of the animals owners dont like that someone have sex with there animals, you can nobody force to life a life without love and sex.

Or say he has to get punished just for making an animal which he don´t own himself feel good. I do fencehopping since i was 12 years old (now i am 27). I do have an etablished romantic relationship to the mares i visited so many times in my life. I am 100% zoophile and i do not want to have sex or an romantic-like relationship with humans ever. The only thing that i live for is my love to animals. btw i live in germany.

v4ln4r, r/zoophilia 18 Comments [8/5/2017 12:28:20 PM]
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Malingspann

"I do have an etablished romantic relationship to the mares i visited so many times in my life"

You're their nightmare?

8/5/2017 12:58:58 PM

shy

All animal-fucking aside, English and German are too similar for this gibberish. There is no excuse for your mercilessly butchering the English language even more than I and other native speakers already do.

8/5/2017 1:10:24 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

I am German, and I have no idea what he is trying to say... but given the source, that is certainly for the better.

8/5/2017 1:11:42 PM

Vman

@shy

Heh, some of the worst atrocities against the English language I have seen on the internet came from native Brits and Germans.

8/5/2017 1:17:43 PM

Philbert McAdamia

btw i live in germany.

I was ready to guess, maybe...Alabama.

8/5/2017 1:18:55 PM

shy

@Vman: The difference between a language learner and a native speaker is that the native speaker knows how to properly break their mother tongue.

8/5/2017 1:21:26 PM

Demon Duck of Doom

And if you're shot by the farmers who own your "lovers," nobody will care.

8/5/2017 2:05:07 PM

Skidie

There`s some nasty bullshit in here but it`s your cretinious insistence on fucking donkeys that don`t even belong you you!

8/5/2017 2:54:10 PM

Phil O'Macedon

Reminds me of the play/movie Equus. Which where also a tad disturbing as I recall.

8/5/2017 3:19:04 PM

DiarrheaMan

Oh... gross.

This guy should meet up with the Gay White Supremacist Bugchasing Meth Fiend. They'd have a BALL.

8/5/2017 3:58:33 PM

Anon-e-moose

@Malingspann

I do have an etablished romantic relationship to the mares i visited so many times in my life

You're their nightmare?


The OP cosplays as Princess Luna's evil side.

It's the only way he can stealthily trespass onto farmland at night.

@DiarrheaMan

the Gay White Supremacist Bugchasing Meth Fiend


...who has a thing for King Thorax?!

(*Picks up guitar, puts on harmonica frame; sings*)

'The times they are a-changeling...!' [/Bob Dylan] /)^3^(\

8/5/2017 4:13:53 PM

DiarrheaMan

@ Anon-e-moose --

The very same!

8/5/2017 5:07:06 PM



......wow

8/5/2017 6:37:16 PM

The Angry Dybbuk

@ Shy:

I'm learning Arabic. What do you mean by "break your mother tongue"? (A reference to natural pauses?)

8/5/2017 7:53:23 PM

Jamaican Castle

Many people can't effort to grammar these days, it's sad.

Just because of the animals owners dont like that someone have sex with there animals, you can nobody force to life a life without love and sex.

Bestiality incel?

Anyway, yes they can. If I own a donkey, and you want to use that donkey for some purpose, I can tell you to piss off. That's what "owning" means, really.

The only thing that i live for is my love to animals.

What an intensely sad and reductive life... I'd recommend a hobby, but given how your last choice of hobbies went, maybe it's better that you not.

8/5/2017 8:16:46 PM

SomeApe

How does that work? Does the horse lay down or do you get on some small ladder? This is not a rhetoric question. Inquiring minds must know.

8/6/2017 4:35:06 AM

shy

@The Angry Dybbuk: Make lots of little "mistakes" that most people normally don't notice, but if you pointed them out, they would still recognize it as "improper" grammar.

(It's hard to think of an example in English right off hand, because it's the language I use ~70% of the time. I was actually excited when I started "breaking" French the same way native speakers do. One of the first "bad" habits I developed was getting certain things about the object pronouns wrong, like using les in place of leur.)

8/6/2017 10:19:33 AM

doorknob

Bugger Bossy.

9/23/2017 6:41:29 PM

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