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#53424
quantumspirit
reminds me of a rant by The_Ascetic_Crusader
7/18/2006 11:41:05 AM
#53427
Incubusion
Meh. Being used by the devil's a lot sexier than being used by Jesus. Jesus is always \"I can turn water into wine you know\" but he never drinks. And forget getting him to do any favors for you.
Now the devil... there's a man that nows how to have fun.
7/18/2006 11:44:42 AM
#53442
Julian
meh - take your bukkake fantasies elsewhere please!
7/18/2006 12:16:00 PM
#53503
7/18/2006 1:23:53 PM
#53504
MK
What a lineup of supporters... Jerry Falwell, Chuck Colson, Pat Robertson...
Teehee. I always get a warm fuzzy when I think about the inherent contradiction of these fundies supporting the Republican Party, which is the party of lowering government regulation of trade and business, not increasing. It's like both sides made a mutual pact with the Devil.
7/18/2006 1:34:36 PM
#53520
Ice
Yeah, read that in a public toiled yesterday.
What makes a person want to sprout this shit (and in a shithouse, too, if I may add) is beyond my understanding.
I guess, everything lives. Gauss. *rolls eyes*
7/18/2006 2:05:28 PM
#53547
ProperJob
Am I the only one to be reminded of that hideous 'god warrior' woman?
7/18/2006 2:34:17 PM
#53558
David D.G.
Get away! You are only a person being used by your religion! Reason will overcome!
But, sadly, it looks like it's going to take quite a while.
~David D.G.
7/18/2006 2:47:01 PM
#53592
Papabear
If Jesus over comes, he better clean it up.
7/18/2006 3:31:33 PM
#53649
Blurb
Virtual rebuff. Oooooooooooooooooo~
7/18/2006 6:06:16 PM
#53711
Napoleon the Clown
Well, the Devil's stuck in Hell and wanted a couple bottles of Captain Morgan's...
7/18/2006 7:38:25 PM
#53794
whitewater55
living4Nothing: Jesus is an imaginary friend, like Casper. Get real, get a life, then fuckoffanddie!
7/18/2006 9:27:09 PM
#53945
Maronan
I took a quick glance at the Battlecry wiki page. Yikes!
Battlecry's got a \"Teenage Bill of Rights,\" but I saw no rights on it whatsoever; just a list of obligations. Most notable was this:
We will respect the authorities placed in our lives, even though some may not live as honorably as they should.
We'll obey authorities no matter how they act??! What is this, the Hitler Youth??! *dodges tomatoes thrown due to Godwin*
7/19/2006 4:18:47 AM
#54034
Redhunter
Jesus has to let the devil out first; Revelations 1:18 \"...I have the keys to hell and death.\"
If jesus over comes he better check his earlobes before he goes on his date with Mary!
7/19/2006 7:49:06 AM
#54098
Jaxraven
O.o ...one of the most satisfying experiences in my life was going up to a teen-aged acquaintance shortly before leaving the church completely, sticking my thumbs in my ears, wiggling my fingers, and chanting 'oogabooga I am the devil'. Her response was much like this one, a shouted 'get away, Jesus save me'... except she followed it by running face-first into a nearby wall and knocking herself out cold. Gotta love being a disillusioned gothpunk in a small-town church youth group.
7/19/2006 12:04:47 PM
#54175
Jeremy
Is there a \"DARK-SIDED/Jesus lady\" award?
DARK SIDED!
7/19/2006 6:09:21 PM
#54617
tracer
We'll obey authorities no matter how they act??! What is this, the Hitler Youth??! *dodges tomatoes thrown due to Godwin*
Watch out, these are Christian
Warriors on BattleCry.
If you dodge, they will simply switch to Battle Stance and hit you with an Overpower.
</WoW geek>
7/20/2006 7:49:32 PM
#54638
Jaxraven
Funny, you'd think they'd be Paladins...
7/20/2006 9:02:38 PM
#54668
Caphi
Best way to win an argument ever.
Oh wait, did I say win? I meant to type \"end stupidly\". Silly me.
7/20/2006 11:27:36 PM
#57509
Crosis
Nope. Still here. Try the exorcism again, though, I'm rather amused by the way that vein in your forehead bulges out when you do that. (Apologies to Papabear for the blatant ripoff.)
7/30/2006 6:50:29 AM
#335521
cyborgtroy
Reminds me of human terror. Zesty.
11/14/2007 12:43:20 PM
#335547
Laurel
DEEP IN MAH HEART I DO BELIEVE JESUS WILL OVER COME SOOOOME DAAAAAY!
11/14/2007 1:11:14 PM
#335550
GigaGuess
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Sheesh.
11/14/2007 1:13:41 PM
#586792
Kitourahime
At least Satan looks at me when we make love!
7/14/2008 2:54:21 PM
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