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get away! You are only a person being used by the devil! Jesus will over come!

living4God, BattleCry 25 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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quantumspirit

reminds me of a rant by The_Ascetic_Crusader

7/18/2006 11:41:05 AM

Incubusion

Meh. Being used by the devil's a lot sexier than being used by Jesus. Jesus is always \"I can turn water into wine you know\" but he never drinks. And forget getting him to do any favors for you.

Now the devil... there's a man that nows how to have fun.

7/18/2006 11:44:42 AM

Julian

meh - take your bukkake fantasies elsewhere please!

7/18/2006 12:16:00 PM

Cthulhu's Quill

ewww. BattleCry.

Take a look at the wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Cry_%28organization%29

be sure to look at the discussion page too

7/18/2006 1:23:53 PM

MK

What a lineup of supporters... Jerry Falwell, Chuck Colson, Pat Robertson...

Teehee. I always get a warm fuzzy when I think about the inherent contradiction of these fundies supporting the Republican Party, which is the party of lowering government regulation of trade and business, not increasing. It's like both sides made a mutual pact with the Devil.

7/18/2006 1:34:36 PM

Ice

Yeah, read that in a public toiled yesterday.

What makes a person want to sprout this shit (and in a shithouse, too, if I may add) is beyond my understanding.

I guess, everything lives. Gauss. *rolls eyes*

7/18/2006 2:05:28 PM

ProperJob

Am I the only one to be reminded of that hideous 'god warrior' woman?

7/18/2006 2:34:17 PM

David D.G.

Get away! You are only a person being used by your religion! Reason will overcome!

But, sadly, it looks like it's going to take quite a while.


~David D.G.

7/18/2006 2:47:01 PM

Papabear

If Jesus over comes, he better clean it up.

7/18/2006 3:31:33 PM

Blurb

Virtual rebuff. Oooooooooooooooooo~

7/18/2006 6:06:16 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Well, the Devil's stuck in Hell and wanted a couple bottles of Captain Morgan's...

7/18/2006 7:38:25 PM

whitewater55

living4Nothing: Jesus is an imaginary friend, like Casper. Get real, get a life, then fuckoffanddie!

7/18/2006 9:27:09 PM

Maronan

I took a quick glance at the Battlecry wiki page. Yikes!

Battlecry's got a \"Teenage Bill of Rights,\" but I saw no rights on it whatsoever; just a list of obligations. Most notable was this:

We will respect the authorities placed in our lives, even though some may not live as honorably as they should.


We'll obey authorities no matter how they act??! What is this, the Hitler Youth??! *dodges tomatoes thrown due to Godwin*

7/19/2006 4:18:47 AM

Redhunter

Jesus has to let the devil out first; Revelations 1:18 \"...I have the keys to hell and death.\"

If jesus over comes he better check his earlobes before he goes on his date with Mary!

7/19/2006 7:49:06 AM

Jaxraven

O.o ...one of the most satisfying experiences in my life was going up to a teen-aged acquaintance shortly before leaving the church completely, sticking my thumbs in my ears, wiggling my fingers, and chanting 'oogabooga I am the devil'. Her response was much like this one, a shouted 'get away, Jesus save me'... except she followed it by running face-first into a nearby wall and knocking herself out cold. Gotta love being a disillusioned gothpunk in a small-town church youth group.

7/19/2006 12:04:47 PM

Jeremy

Is there a \"DARK-SIDED/Jesus lady\" award?

DARK SIDED!

7/19/2006 6:09:21 PM

tracer

We'll obey authorities no matter how they act??! What is this, the Hitler Youth??! *dodges tomatoes thrown due to Godwin*

Watch out, these are Christian Warriors on BattleCry.

If you dodge, they will simply switch to Battle Stance and hit you with an Overpower.

</WoW geek>

7/20/2006 7:49:32 PM

Jaxraven

Funny, you'd think they'd be Paladins...

7/20/2006 9:02:38 PM

Caphi

Best way to win an argument ever.

Oh wait, did I say win? I meant to type \"end stupidly\". Silly me.

7/20/2006 11:27:36 PM

Crosis

Nope. Still here. Try the exorcism again, though, I'm rather amused by the way that vein in your forehead bulges out when you do that. (Apologies to Papabear for the blatant ripoff.)

7/30/2006 6:50:29 AM

cyborgtroy

Reminds me of human terror. Zesty.

11/14/2007 12:43:20 PM

Laurel

DEEP IN MAH HEART I DO BELIEVE JESUS WILL OVER COME SOOOOME DAAAAAY!




11/14/2007 1:11:14 PM

GigaGuess

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Sheesh.

11/14/2007 1:13:41 PM

Kitourahime

At least Satan looks at me when we make love!

7/14/2008 2:54:21 PM



Finish your sentences, and "overcome" is one word.

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