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As good christians, are we not obliged to call upon God to smite these heathens who are trying to take over this country? Is not the USA in TERRIBLE DANGER of being destroyed? We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH! We MUST call for a removal of these wicked ones from our holy lands! Who will join me?!

Mrs Paige, Yahoo Answers 42 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Christy
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MK

Did someone hear a mosquito buzzing?

7/18/2006 12:45:35 PM

Coffee

If I capitalize RANDOM words, then people WILL believe me! It's much MORE effective than using LOGIC or evidence!

7/18/2006 12:55:57 PM

Tiny Bulcher

Troll!

Sodom and Gomorrah and Gomorrah creeps in this petty pace from day to day ...

7/18/2006 12:58:09 PM

Julian

As what?
We're what?
It's what?
We're what?
We what?

Ummmm, no!

7/18/2006 12:59:55 PM

Incubusion

Terrible danger... from...? Who?

If you're gonna say God, I point out that in the story some angels went to the city first. Wasn't there also some sort of direct warning in that story before hand also?

Mostly, I just remember there were bees/wasps involved and pillars of salt.

7/18/2006 1:05:46 PM

Ice

Wait wait wait... you are not, but you are, and you don't but you do... WHAT?!

7/18/2006 2:07:36 PM

MJW

Pick me! Pick me!

Not.

7/18/2006 2:17:31 PM

Dr. Major

I believe the message of S and G was that you just have to chill out and God will take care of us in good time (with delicious genocide.)

7/18/2006 2:19:13 PM

ProperJob

\"We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH!\"

Speak for yourself. I'd say I'm more of an Amsterdam.

7/18/2006 2:40:44 PM

David D.G.

\"We ARE the city of Sodom and Gomorah\"? This poster needs a few geography lessons!

Tiny Bulcher, nice reference to the Scottish Play! Shakespeare rocketh!


~David D.G.

7/18/2006 2:45:11 PM

zen

Apparently she's somehow missed the fact that the Evangelical Moral Majority are those that are trying to take over this country and turn it into a Theocracy...Wait, maybe she has a point afterall.

7/18/2006 3:13:33 PM

Papabear

\"As good christians, are we not obliged to call upon God to smite these heathens who are trying to take over this country?\"

Why is it that you Fundie idiots don't call upon your \"God\" to change peoples minds, enlighten them to your way of thinking, rather than smiting them?

\"Is not the USA in TERRIBLE DANGER of being destroyed?\"

No. It's in danger of being ruined by religious asshats.


\"We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH!\"

No, WE are not. You may be a twisted shitwit fucking house cats in your basement, I don't know, but most of us do not deserve a God-delivered death via fire storms.


\"We MUST call for a removal of these wicked ones from our holy lands!\"

Since when did my home become your holy lands?


\"Who will join me?!\"

Join you to what? How 'bout joining you to a train, as in, I'd like to super glue you to the front of a train? That work for you?

7/18/2006 3:17:59 PM

Blurb

Troll or not, it's their holy land, too. So get to work everybody!!

7/18/2006 3:31:27 PM

NotMe

As good christians you should stand back, pray to your god to kill all those who offend them. When he goes around and doesn't seem to kill anyone you should learn that if it doesn't offend him enough to warrant divine intervention, why would you care?

And ProperJob, please do not move Amsterdam to America, I don't think that I would like the loss of the capital city.

7/18/2006 4:24:46 PM

Dante's Virgil

We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH!\"

Speak for yourself. I'd say I'm more of an Amsterdam.

I'd like to think of myself as a tiny town tucked away somewhere in Southern Italy. Do I count as a holy land?

7/18/2006 4:31:42 PM

Amigone201

Wouldn't it just be easier if you fundies left, rather than kill everybody?

7/18/2006 4:46:54 PM

Eddie

It has been a while, but from what I remember of Jesus's teachings, you are obliged to love them, forgive them and turn the other cheek.

7/18/2006 5:20:53 PM

Shadows

You try to remove me and I will excercise my right to bear arms. It also seems to me that you are attempting to take over this country and enforce your beliefs on others. It is the freedom of religion, not the freedom to enforce christianity.

7/18/2006 6:57:49 PM

Napoleon the Clown

I thought as good Christians you were supposed to, I don't know, pray for the \"heathens\" to change their ways and throw money at your band of Christianity, though I may be wrong.

7/18/2006 7:42:01 PM

whitewater55

What's with all the smiting? Sadomasochism?
Smite this, bitch!

7/18/2006 9:31:05 PM

JadedRevenge

yey, lets kill people, kill people for god!

7/18/2006 11:56:59 PM

Crembels

\"Who will join me?!\"

I can just see the Tumbleweeds rolling past him...

and caps obviously add a +10 buff to your Truth skill.

7/19/2006 3:21:05 AM

Julian

Originally posted by Dante's Virgil

I'd like to think of myself as a tiny town tucked away somewhere in Southern Italy. Do I count as a holy land?


Now there's a pilgrimage worth the effort. :-)

7/19/2006 4:55:58 AM

Redhunter

So the definition of a good christian is one that kills? Well, I guess that's what the bible says but it sure seems wrong......Guess your god isn't powerful enough to show them proof or treat them like beings fashioned in god's image.

The USA isn't in danger of being destroyed, it's her image that is being destroyed by a bumbling redneck president that makes Barney Fife look like Batman. Our standing in the world as an upstanding country has been tainted by a greedy, short-sighted, war-hungry administration and psycho-fundy fuckwits like you who demand blood and suffering for everyone who isn't you. Please limp off to die now.

7/19/2006 7:35:08 AM

Angel Kaida

Troll?

7/20/2006 4:11:55 PM
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