As good christians, are we not obliged to call upon God to smite these heathens who are trying to take over this country? Is not the USA in TERRIBLE DANGER of being destroyed? We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH! We MUST call for a removal of these wicked ones from our holy lands! Who will join me?!
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Terrible danger... from...? Who?
"As good christians, are we not obliged to call upon God to smite these heathens who are trying to take over this country?"Why is it that you Fundie idiots don't call upon your "God" to change peoples minds, enlighten them to your way of thinking, rather than smiting them?
"Is not the USA in TERRIBLE DANGER of being destroyed?"
No. It's in danger of being ruined by religious asshats.
"We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH!"
No, WE are not. You may be a twisted shitwit fucking house cats in your basement, I don't know, but most of us do not deserve a God-delivered death via fire storms.
"We MUST call for a removal of these wicked ones from our holy lands!"
Since when did my home become your holy lands?
"Who will join me?!"
Join you to what? How 'bout joining you to a train, as in, I'd like to super glue you to the front of a train? That work for you?
As good christians you should stand back, pray to your god to kill all those who offend them. When he goes around and doesn't seem to kill anyone you should learn that if it doesn't offend him enough to warrant divine intervention, why would you care?
We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH!"
I'd like to think of myself as a tiny town tucked away somewhere in Southern Italy. Do I count as a holy land?
It has been a while, but from what I remember of Jesus's teachings, you are obliged to love them, forgive them and turn the other cheek.
I thought as good Christians you were supposed to, I don't know, pray for the "heathens" to change their ways and throw money at your band of Christianity, though I may be wrong.
@Dante's Virgil
I'd like to think of myself as a tiny town tucked away somewhere in Southern Italy. Do I count as a holy land?
So the definition of a good christian is one that kills? Well, I guess that's what the bible says but it sure seems wrong......Guess your god isn't powerful enough to show them proof or treat them like beings fashioned in god's image.
and caps obviously add a +10 buff to your Truth skill.
"The USA isn't in danger of being destroyed, it's her image that is being destroyed by a bumbling redneck president that makes Barney Fife look like Batman."
Yes! I will join you! We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH! We must put a stop to this! We MUST do something about greedy people who won't take care of the poor and unfortunate!
Oh. That's not what you meant?
Dang.
If you use caps so much, it may mean that you´re not so sure of your argument. Well, a simple look at the constitution solves the question. Separation of church and state. Better luck in Iran or Saudi Arabia.
Call away, my dear, call away. When the zeroth blast wave has faded and the ground has shaken for approximately no seconds, and no holy flames have scorched the earth in any way whatsoever, maybe you'll eventually realise that the only time you'll ever get to witness gods raining down fire and brimstone is while playing Populous.
Oh, and Gomorrah has two Rs in it.
Wow. This guy wants some serious smiteage. In that case...
O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade, that with it, Thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy...
Oh, and before I forget...
Kill the unbelievers amirite? Destroyed by Christian theocrats and Muslim theocrats both of whom want a theocracy rather than freedom.
Yes we are considering how inhospitable we are and have been to people coming in and towards the poor.
"Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy."
Shouldn't you call for the wicked ones to help the poor, cure the sick, house the homeless, visit the people in prison, and to love your neighbors (the Mexicans)?
Since when is the US your "holy lands"?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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