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#53429
Incubusion
The Middle East has been to war before. And I think invaded by people from the North before. Just maybe.
And... y'know... it hasn't happened then. What makes this one any different?
7/18/2006 11:46:39 AM
#53439
Julian
You seem to have come down with a bad case of religious fervour...
Ranting - check!
Delirious - check!
Hot and flustered - check!
Hallucenating - check!
Bed rest and medication! IMMEDIATELY!
7/18/2006 12:13:09 PM
#53466
Tiny Bulcher
Yeah, propechy unfolding is awesome. You have to get fresh propechy, though, straight off the tree, otherwise it unfolds into the wrong shape and makes a hell of a mess on the floor.
7/18/2006 12:54:12 PM
#53502
JadedRevenge
Why is it always the Russians, what do they want with that small strip of desert.
7/18/2006 1:22:12 PM
#53511
Bone_Vulture
When will these retards realize that there's absolutely no strategic motivation for Russia to invade the Middle East region?
7/18/2006 1:46:12 PM
#53516
MK
I don't know what \"propechy\" is. Sounds vaguely vulgar and possibly illegal in 39 states.
7/18/2006 2:00:28 PM
#53518
Gadren
This is why it's a bad thing to put fundies in positions of power. Instead of dealing with crises in the Middle East, they'll sit back and wait for God to take care of it all.
7/18/2006 2:03:35 PM
#53531
Dr. Major
Just like when GOD defeated the Russians and the Nazis!
7/18/2006 2:17:24 PM
#53555
ProperJob
Gosh...how do you know all these things? If I didn't know any better, I'd say you was ranting incoherently.
7/18/2006 2:42:21 PM
#53560
David D.G.
That's a nasty cough you've got there, but it was the only thing in the rant that wasn't nonsense.
~David D.G.
7/18/2006 2:48:39 PM
#53568
Blurb
I'll bet this guy comes home from work smelling like french-fry grease.
7/18/2006 2:57:17 PM
#53572
Papabear
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You send us all an e-mail when Russian tanks and planes invading Israel blow up by direct acts of \"God.\" Until then, shut up and go away.
BTW, I'm pro-peachy too, though I have never folded one. I like grapes and plums as well.
7/18/2006 3:05:51 PM
#53580
zen
The words God & bitches in the same sentence. Will the wonders of the Fundy ever cease?
7/18/2006 3:15:34 PM
#53599
StandardDeviant
schadenfreude: [n. SHAW-den-froy-duh] Taking malicious satisfaction in another person's troubles is schadenfreude. Even though there may be some guilt involved, this noun comes in handy when someone feels glee or gloats over another person's suffering.
7/18/2006 3:49:52 PM
#53601
honestchristian
I love you Lord Jesus!
But \"F\" them bitches!
so Christlike.
7/18/2006 3:52:17 PM
#53606
NotMe
In the unlikely event tha Israel gets his as kicked God will do nothing and watch people get massacred in all his non-existant glory.
7/18/2006 4:21:07 PM
#53608
Dante's Virgil
So...prophecy says the Arabs & Jews will start killing each other so that the Christians can be saved by their God? 'Bout par for His course, I guess.
7/18/2006 4:29:21 PM
#53639
Dr Rosen
*cough*retard*cough*
7/18/2006 5:46:22 PM
#53714
Sandman
This is what's wrong with Fundyism in a nutshell: taking joy in the suffering and death of others because of some damn prophecy. WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST, YAY! Nevermind the horrible suffering and death, it's God's will.
7/18/2006 7:42:45 PM
#53715
Napoleon the Clown
Originally posted by Incubusion
The Middle East has been constantly at war for the last few hundred years.
Fixed.
These people are loony...
7/18/2006 7:44:48 PM
#53762
Libkitten
Russia? Seriously? What decade are you living in?
7/18/2006 8:43:18 PM
#53780
whitewater55
You watch too much TV. Don't you realize that this whole \"rapture\" stuff was made up in Victorian England, less than 150 years ago? Russia, as an FYI, had trouble mounting a raid into Chechnya. An invasion of Israel by Russia is very unlikely.
7/18/2006 9:09:06 PM
#53856
Hadanelith
StandardDeviant: I take malicious enjoyment from the suffering of Fundies.
7/18/2006 11:26:49 PM
#53886
Incubusion
<3 Napoleon
7/19/2006 12:14:45 AM
#53907
Sierra
If God is no match for iron chariots, why would he be able to take out a tank?
7/19/2006 2:27:11 AM
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