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Ahhh Lord i love watching propechy unfold! I'm just wondering how long its going to be until they to invade Israel with the "enemy from the north" *cough*russia*cough* and they all watch as their planes and tanks blow up from some mysterious thing *cough*GOD*cough* hahaha these bitches will never know what hit them

Conserv_Atticus, Free Conservatives 35 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Incubusion

The Middle East has been to war before. And I think invaded by people from the North before. Just maybe.

And... y'know... it hasn't happened then. What makes this one any different?

7/18/2006 11:46:39 AM

Julian

You seem to have come down with a bad case of religious fervour...

Ranting - check!
Delirious - check!
Hot and flustered - check!
Hallucenating - check!

Bed rest and medication! IMMEDIATELY!

7/18/2006 12:13:09 PM

Tiny Bulcher

Yeah, propechy unfolding is awesome. You have to get fresh propechy, though, straight off the tree, otherwise it unfolds into the wrong shape and makes a hell of a mess on the floor.

7/18/2006 12:54:12 PM

JadedRevenge

Why is it always the Russians, what do they want with that small strip of desert.

7/18/2006 1:22:12 PM

Bone_Vulture

When will these retards realize that there's absolutely no strategic motivation for Russia to invade the Middle East region?

7/18/2006 1:46:12 PM

MK

I don't know what \"propechy\" is. Sounds vaguely vulgar and possibly illegal in 39 states.

7/18/2006 2:00:28 PM

Gadren

This is why it's a bad thing to put fundies in positions of power. Instead of dealing with crises in the Middle East, they'll sit back and wait for God to take care of it all.

7/18/2006 2:03:35 PM

Dr. Major

Just like when GOD defeated the Russians and the Nazis!

7/18/2006 2:17:24 PM

ProperJob

Gosh...how do you know all these things? If I didn't know any better, I'd say you was ranting incoherently.

7/18/2006 2:42:21 PM

David D.G.

That's a nasty cough you've got there, but it was the only thing in the rant that wasn't nonsense.


~David D.G.

7/18/2006 2:48:39 PM

Blurb

I'll bet this guy comes home from work smelling like french-fry grease.

7/18/2006 2:57:17 PM

Papabear

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You send us all an e-mail when Russian tanks and planes invading Israel blow up by direct acts of \"God.\" Until then, shut up and go away.


BTW, I'm pro-peachy too, though I have never folded one. I like grapes and plums as well.

7/18/2006 3:05:51 PM

zen

The words God & bitches in the same sentence. Will the wonders of the Fundy ever cease?

7/18/2006 3:15:34 PM

StandardDeviant

schadenfreude: [n. SHAW-den-froy-duh] Taking malicious satisfaction in another person's troubles is schadenfreude. Even though there may be some guilt involved, this noun comes in handy when someone feels glee or gloats over another person's suffering.

7/18/2006 3:49:52 PM

honestchristian

I love you Lord Jesus!

But \"F\" them bitches!

so Christlike.

7/18/2006 3:52:17 PM

NotMe

In the unlikely event tha Israel gets his as kicked God will do nothing and watch people get massacred in all his non-existant glory.

7/18/2006 4:21:07 PM

Dante's Virgil

So...prophecy says the Arabs & Jews will start killing each other so that the Christians can be saved by their God? 'Bout par for His course, I guess.

7/18/2006 4:29:21 PM

Dr Rosen

*cough*retard*cough*

7/18/2006 5:46:22 PM

Sandman

This is what's wrong with Fundyism in a nutshell: taking joy in the suffering and death of others because of some damn prophecy. WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST, YAY! Nevermind the horrible suffering and death, it's God's will.


7/18/2006 7:42:45 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by Incubusion

The Middle East has been constantly at war for the last few hundred years.

Fixed.

These people are loony...

7/18/2006 7:44:48 PM

Libkitten

Russia? Seriously? What decade are you living in?

7/18/2006 8:43:18 PM

whitewater55

You watch too much TV. Don't you realize that this whole \"rapture\" stuff was made up in Victorian England, less than 150 years ago? Russia, as an FYI, had trouble mounting a raid into Chechnya. An invasion of Israel by Russia is very unlikely.

7/18/2006 9:09:06 PM

Hadanelith

StandardDeviant: I take malicious enjoyment from the suffering of Fundies.

7/18/2006 11:26:49 PM

Incubusion

<3 Napoleon

7/19/2006 12:14:45 AM

Sierra

If God is no match for iron chariots, why would he be able to take out a tank?

7/19/2006 2:27:11 AM
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