Ahhh Lord i love watching propechy unfold! I'm just wondering how long its going to be until they to invade Israel with the "enemy from the north" *cough*russia*cough* and they all watch as their planes and tanks blow up from some mysterious thing *cough*GOD*cough* hahaha these bitches will never know what hit them
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Yeah, propechy unfolding is awesome. You have to get fresh propechy, though, straight off the tree, otherwise it unfolds into the wrong shape and makes a hell of a mess on the floor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You send us all an e-mail when Russian tanks and planes invading Israel blow up by direct acts of "God." Until then, shut up and go away.
This is what's wrong with Fundyism in a nutshell: taking joy in the suffering and death of others because of some damn prophecy. WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST, YAY! Nevermind the horrible suffering and death, it's God's will.
@Incubusion
The Middle East has been constantly at war for the last few hundred years.
You watch too much TV. Don't you realize that this whole "rapture" stuff was made up in Victorian England, less than 150 years ago? Russia, as an FYI, had trouble mounting a raid into Chechnya. An invasion of Israel by Russia is very unlikely.
If God is no match for iron chariots, why would he be able to take out a tank?
You think that fighting in the Middle East is a sign of the rapture? So that sign has been flashing for how many thousands of years now? Sure.
Russia? Seriously? What decade are you living in?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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