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You got it backwards.

Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.

Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.

CRASH, Theology Online 248 Comments [7/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit
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Malfunctioned

Buh...Wuh....But.....I'm sorry I think I just lost my faith in humanity.

9/17/2008 10:08:50 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Another F in 4th grade.

9/21/2008 4:11:14 PM

Libby

Holy shit . You cannot be serious .

9/24/2008 1:14:05 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Word salad almost right.

9/28/2008 3:35:21 PM

The Devil

I think you've got that backwards. Fucking retards.

10/16/2008 11:58:23 PM

something

Creationism is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.

Evolution is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.

10/22/2008 6:52:53 PM

Metatwaddle

So in lieu of an actual argument, s/h/it just goes, "NO U!" Tell us, CRASH, are evolutionists rubber or glue?

10/22/2008 7:07:18 PM

anon

Creationism is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.

Problem corrected.

11/16/2008 11:22:20 PM

szaleniec

Creationism is a tool for social control. That's why they're so fond of the appeal to consequences - they believe that a general acceptance of creationism will lead to a society run according to their principles. An analogy can be drawn with Stalin's promotion of the neo-Lamarckianism of Lysenko.

11/25/2008 6:27:22 AM

Journeyer

Oh I see where you got confused. It's the other way around actually.

11/25/2008 11:22:06 AM

Skeppio

Hypocrite much?

12/2/2008 10:15:11 AM

Grimesy

You whaa.....

12/2/2008 10:19:04 AM

:O

Wrong order.

12/18/2008 10:16:15 PM



"You got it backwards."
BEEP BOOP
-You have it correct

FUNDIE FIXER HAS CORRECTED THE PROBLEM

1/6/2009 12:39:25 AM

EllwyenDarwin

Funny I remember saying the exact same thing about creationism.I can't believe I've been saying it wrong all these years.I wonder if it's wrong for me to have sex with other girl's too?

2/13/2009 2:45:12 AM

Jeebus Gonna Get Ya

And there we have it... 'creationism is based on science reason blah blah' - And how? 'Cos i said so'
Try reading the accumulated works on evolution and then see if 3 or 4 pages of biblical guess work hold any weight you plank! (the bible was written by various goat herders and not scientists by the way)
Though, 'Cos i said so' can remove even the toughest stains!

2/14/2009 11:15:53 AM

lulz4evar

I am laughing to hard to think of anything witty to say!

BTW: Happy (late) Birthday Charles Darwin! I shat on a bible and smoked a joint just for you!

2/14/2009 10:20:19 PM

quartz

SINNER

if you use science reason and lots of evidence you are directly contradicting Prov. 3:5 "Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding."



God hates reason

2/23/2009 6:32:43 PM

quartz

SINNER

if you use science reason and lots of evidence you are directly contradicting Prov. 3:5 "Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding."



God hates reason

2/23/2009 6:32:44 PM

Ian W

Never have I found this image more fitting.


5/30/2009 11:17:18 PM

Anonymous

Haven't laughed that hard in days. Thank you, crash.

4/3/2010 2:03:17 PM

D

And this just in... gravity is a lie! ;)

4/3/2010 2:38:44 PM



It's opposite day again?

5/7/2012 6:48:39 PM
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