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Quote# 13110

You got it backwards.

Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.

Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.

CRASH, Theology Online 248 Comments [7/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit
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#688983
Malfunctioned

Buh...Wuh....But.....I'm sorry I think I just lost my faith in humanity.

9/17/2008 10:08:50 PM

#692490
Quantum Mechanic

Another F in 4th grade.

9/21/2008 4:11:14 PM

#695971
Libby

Holy shit . You cannot be serious .

9/24/2008 1:14:05 PM

#701566
Quantum Mechanic

Word salad almost right.

9/28/2008 3:35:21 PM

#723264
The Devil

I think you've got that backwards. Fucking retards.

10/16/2008 11:58:23 PM

#731663
something

Creationism is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.

Evolution is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.

10/22/2008 6:52:53 PM

#731691
Metatwaddle

So in lieu of an actual argument, s/h/it just goes, "NO U!" Tell us, CRASH, are evolutionists rubber or glue?

10/22/2008 7:07:18 PM

#770697
anon

Creationism is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.

Problem corrected.

11/16/2008 11:22:20 PM

#782357
szaleniec

Creationism is a tool for social control. That's why they're so fond of the appeal to consequences - they believe that a general acceptance of creationism will lead to a society run according to their principles. An analogy can be drawn with Stalin's promotion of the neo-Lamarckianism of Lysenko.

11/25/2008 6:27:22 AM

#782648
Journeyer

Oh I see where you got confused. It's the other way around actually.

11/25/2008 11:22:06 AM

#793251
Skeppio

Hypocrite much?

12/2/2008 10:15:11 AM

#793255
Grimesy

You whaa.....

12/2/2008 10:19:04 AM

#817034
:O

Wrong order.

12/18/2008 10:16:15 PM

#841085


"You got it backwards."
BEEP BOOP
-You have it correct

FUNDIE FIXER HAS CORRECTED THE PROBLEM

1/6/2009 12:39:25 AM

#897102
EllwyenDarwin

Funny I remember saying the exact same thing about creationism.I can't believe I've been saying it wrong all these years.I wonder if it's wrong for me to have sex with other girl's too?

2/13/2009 2:45:12 AM

#899234
Jeebus Gonna Get Ya

And there we have it... 'creationism is based on science reason blah blah' - And how? 'Cos i said so'
Try reading the accumulated works on evolution and then see if 3 or 4 pages of biblical guess work hold any weight you plank! (the bible was written by various goat herders and not scientists by the way)
Though, 'Cos i said so' can remove even the toughest stains!

2/14/2009 11:15:53 AM

#899760
lulz4evar

I am laughing to hard to think of anything witty to say!

BTW: Happy (late) Birthday Charles Darwin! I shat on a bible and smoked a joint just for you!

2/14/2009 10:20:19 PM

#911442
quartz

SINNER

if you use science reason and lots of evidence you are directly contradicting Prov. 3:5 "Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding."



God hates reason

2/23/2009 6:32:43 PM

#911443
quartz

SINNER

if you use science reason and lots of evidence you are directly contradicting Prov. 3:5 "Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding."



God hates reason

2/23/2009 6:32:44 PM

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Ian W

Never have I found this image more fitting.


5/30/2009 11:17:18 PM

#1142431
Anonymous

Haven't laughed that hard in days. Thank you, crash.

4/3/2010 2:03:17 PM

#1142440
D

And this just in... gravity is a lie! ;)

4/3/2010 2:38:44 PM

#1400145


It's opposite day again?

5/7/2012 6:48:39 PM
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