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Quote# 13110

You got it backwards.

Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.

Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.

CRASH, Theology Online 248 Comments [7/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 15
Submitted By: quantumspirit
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Napoleon the Clown

That's an interesting form of dyslexia...

7/18/2006 7:54:49 PM

Libkitten

*blinks*

The irony is palpable.

7/18/2006 8:31:20 PM

quantumspirit

CRASH: The Man Who Mistook His Ass For A Hat

7/18/2006 8:47:39 PM

Dread Helm

Very True. Way to go CRASH!

7/18/2006 8:51:36 PM

Geek

Dread Helm, I don't recall you. If you be serious...

7/18/2006 9:27:36 PM

whitewater55

Yes, CRASH, you got it backwards. Now, take your head out of your ass, and relax your shoulders a bit.

7/18/2006 9:41:42 PM

Shalom

The most intelligent statement ever posted on this site. Good one CRASH!!!

7/18/2006 10:18:56 PM

GuySmiley

Finally someone who has a brain on this site! Way to go CRASH! I fear that CRASH's intelligence is too high for this site however.

7/18/2006 10:30:00 PM

Nori

Way to go, CRASH! When the \"goon squad\" mentions you and quotes you, you've done something right.

7/18/2006 10:51:06 PM

Hadanelith

I leave for four days, and we are infested with trolls. [sarcasm] What is this world coming to? [/sarcasm]Can't say I'm suprised, really.

7/18/2006 11:18:12 PM

never been there

Anyone for Assertion Tennis?

7/18/2006 11:33:22 PM

Sandman

LOL Trolls? I thought they were being sarcastic...but then again I have too much faith in humanity's intelligence.

7/19/2006 12:45:48 AM

Star Cluster

Geek; apparently, he be serious. If you go to the thread on Theology Online, according to his profile, he lists himself as Christian and Right Wing Zealot. No more need be said.

7/19/2006 1:25:27 AM

quantumspirit

Dread Helm, you're even dumber than CRASH!



CRASH, you wanna come and affirm your dumbfuckery?

7/19/2006 2:22:22 AM

Scott

The very sad part is, this is probably one of the more intelligent quotes from FSTDT... Or maybe I just need to stop looking at JohnR7

7/19/2006 2:46:46 AM

quantumspirit

I don't know about that, Scott. \"dad\" from CF thinks humans before the Flood breathed nitrogen and evolved overnight.

7/19/2006 3:34:55 AM

CRASH

There are only 3 words that can describe this website full of people that evolved from slime.....Public School!

7/19/2006 4:53:38 AM

Maronan

Faux CRASH or real CRASH? We've had fundies jump aboard when they get quoted, but saying that \"public school\" is 3 words is too much. I'm guessing you're a CRASH impersonator.

Either way, the actual CRASH in the OP is perfectly sane; he just needs a few posting tips in order to be understood.

1. Put the \"You got it backwards\" remark at the bottom.
2. Put the rest in quote tags and indicate who said it.

7/19/2006 5:22:56 AM

Tigerdreams

How about an, \"I'm Rubber, You're Glue\" award? That seems to be about this guy's level of discourse...

7/19/2006 9:32:35 AM

quantumspirit

I second the rubber-glue award. Yahweh...

7/19/2006 9:56:53 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

What the hell does that \"I'm rubber, you are glue\" thing even mean?

7/19/2006 10:53:27 AM

quantumspirit

OK, brain it's like this, children say this when insulting each other: \"I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.\" CRASH was rebutting a post that said that evolution is based on science and evidence, creation from superstitions and fairy tales.

7/19/2006 10:56:07 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

quantumspirit, THANK YOU SO MUCH! Now I can play Monkey Island again and actually UNDERSTAND THAT JOKE!

7/19/2006 11:10:01 AM

Dante's Virgil

There are only 3 words that can describe this website full of people that evolved from slime.....Public School!

HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA. Sounds like you quit public school if you think that it's A)capitalized and B) 3 words instead of two. They have programs to help you with that, you know.

7/19/2006 3:24:35 PM

Dread Helm

Evolution is a load of crap.

7/19/2006 5:52:21 PM
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