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Quote# 13110

You got it backwards.

Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.

Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.

CRASH, Theology Online 248 Comments [7/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit
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CrazyEyes

It's like looking into a mirror. Except, you see a completely dumbass version of yourself.

2/14/2007 4:21:28 AM

Bongo

Blatant troll monkey... Still a 5 nonetheless.

2/15/2007 2:37:41 AM

Johnny Sane

Okay, the rating system only goes to \"5 - Fundie.\" How do I register \"Utterly Deluded Psycho\"?

2/16/2007 9:31:04 PM

blablab

Nooooo, evolution is based on, for example, old bone pieces belonging to never before mentioned animals.

2/20/2007 5:06:25 PM

Herle King

You know I think I've spoken with Crash before in a totally unrelated bussines I told him:

Ya know, it must be hard being an asshole, all that shit coming out of you so often, certainly you would be envying the mouth, given to such pleasant tastes, men and women have a lot of sexuality to offer to each other there if ya get my point ;) -wink-.

He answered:

You got it backwards.

My asshole get the \"sexuality\" of men there and I love it.

My mouth instead is where all my shit comes out of very often.

(If those two are not one and the same then I can bet this is the post Crash was answering to:

selat yriaf dna snoititsrepus fo ecnatpecca dnilb eht no desab si noitulovE

ecnedive fo snot dna nosear ,ecneics nopu desab si msinoitaerC

That's the only way his words could make any sense!!!)

2/21/2007 7:57:39 AM

anti-nonsense

WE have it backwards? Sorry but you are WRONG.

This calls for the old childhood rhyme:

I am rubber, you are glue, whatever stupid statements you make bounce off me and stick to you!

3/20/2007 1:26:44 AM

JasoNF

Perhaps in he is talking about life in RandMcNally where hamburgers eat people

3/20/2007 1:40:19 PM

Zen Druid

\"Tons of evidence\" is represented by all the Wholly Babbles they stock for redistribution.

Yes, weighty evidence.

3/20/2007 2:31:17 PM

Michael

Maybe it was opposite day?

3/21/2007 7:38:32 PM

Joe

well lets see... umm, we have evidence on EVOLUTION TOO U FUCKER.

3/26/2007 12:05:34 AM

Michelle

OTher way around,douche.

3/27/2007 12:49:02 AM

Hairysteed

...and we have always been at war with Eurasia!

4/17/2007 10:08:38 AM

Nicole

i think you had Creationism and Evolution flipped around. A book written in a different language only to be inturpreted many different times. we all know the language barrier creats different meanings, and so on.....SO Inturpretaion of a Story, is not evidence. Clearly Mary got knocked up out of wed lock, which was wrong on her part, so to hide the embarrassment, she claimed it was imaculate conception. That never happened back then, the woman who could not resist the animalistic nature of a human. So to make it \"make sense\" a story evolved Ohhh and there is a start to one of the best selling novels in history!

5/4/2007 7:59:53 PM

Praetyre


I don't know what fits more, \"Alternate Bizzaro Universe Award\", or \"So Close, Yet So Far Away Award\".

5/6/2007 7:14:25 AM

Mister Pillow

You got evolution confused with my faith in humanity.

5/26/2007 2:28:21 AM

rey

than we are part of a fairy tale...
because there is evidence and back ups
not just a bunch of words written on a \"book\" that is probably fiction...

5/29/2007 2:30:00 AM



How in the heck do these people manage to live in this world? They would be trying to drink air and breathe water!


I think some people should, actually.

7/8/2007 9:29:47 PM

Julian

... AND BURN!

7/8/2007 10:22:18 PM

toth

Damn it, I keep mixing those up. THANKS, CRASH!!

7/11/2007 1:02:27 AM

Guy

Hehe.

7/11/2007 7:11:15 PM

p

what

7/28/2007 9:03:15 PM

Someone

*SNAP*

HE IS SO GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!!!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN INSULTED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE! CALL ME A BLIND IDIOT DO YOU?!

REASON? THE FUCKING BIBLE! EVIDENCE? STILL THE BIBLE! ORIGIN OF CREATIONISM? THE BIBLE! SELF-JUSTIFICATION FUCKING PISSES ME OFF!

7/29/2007 6:52:56 AM

Syrah

This evidence is...?
Really, just because some guys on Meth wrote a book that SAYS there's a God, doesn't make it true.

9/9/2007 4:51:06 PM

Pixy

That's funny, cause that's what evolutionary scientist say about creationism, lol.

9/9/2007 4:52:34 PM

Charmo

That is quite a shiny mirror...

9/14/2007 3:17:57 PM
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