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I agree with gay rights: they have the right to repent, leave that life style, and turn to to God requesting forgiveness since homosexuality is a sin like any other act of rebellion to God and His word.

psalms7_17, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [7/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Blurb

Someone should paint this individual \"muslim\" and send them over to Free Conservatives. Like mixing ignorance with assholes.

7/18/2006 6:44:34 PM

Sandman

Offering someone a single choice and then declaring them \"free\" is the most ironic thing I've heard yet this year.

7/18/2006 6:57:26 PM

TDR

... you seem to have missed the point...

7/18/2006 7:03:11 PM

NotMe

This reminds me of the guy we had here a while back who claimed that homosexuals had the right to marry who ever they wanted. Just not someone of the same sex.

7/18/2006 7:10:02 PM

Patches

The thing I've never understood about homosexual hatred is that these same people always teach you to love someone for who they are rather than what they look like. And isn't gender purely physical? So shouldn't it matter?

I mean, can someone tell me a personality trait that is exclusive to one gender?

7/18/2006 7:11:27 PM

Dante's Virgil

Offering someone a single choice and then declaring them \"free\" is the most ironic thing I've heard yet this year.

And yet fundies continue to believe it. Isn't that the basis of their entire mythology?

7/18/2006 7:20:16 PM

Sandman

Yeah, everytime I see guys like this I think Orwell. Remember the motto on the side of the Ministry of Love in \"1984?\"

\"FREEDOM IS SLAVERY\"

7/18/2006 7:29:24 PM

StandardDeviant

I agree with Christian rights: they have the right to open their minds, leave the church, and read real books to begin having rational thoughts.

7/18/2006 7:34:18 PM

JohnRaptor

Yeah, radical muslims who want to blow up half the world and impose sharia law on the other half also claim to be setting people free.

7/18/2006 8:00:06 PM

Amigone201

They're free to do whatever they want, as long as it's what I tell them.

7/18/2006 8:02:53 PM

Napoleon the Clown

*Raises middle finger*

7/18/2006 8:05:13 PM

Libkitten

Clever, the way you turned it around like that.

... no, not really.

7/18/2006 8:14:37 PM

David D.G.

This reminds me of Henry Ford's famous comment, which roughly went as follows: \"Anyone can buy a Ford in any color he wants, so long as it is black.\" He, at least, was being deliberately facetious. These people are truly insane to think that this amounts to any kind of \"freedom\" whatsoever.


~David D.G.

7/18/2006 8:17:32 PM

Berny

Sin is a fictitious concept, much like most of your Buy-Bull.
You have the right to remain silent.
Do us a favor and exercise it.

7/18/2006 9:02:43 PM

Alejandro

Do you think that is wit?

It's not. It's bigotry.

7/18/2006 9:05:44 PM

whitewater55

I was going to make some really witty reply to this fuckwad, but why bother. I will simply invite him to go fuck himself with a jackhammer.

7/18/2006 9:52:58 PM

Papabear

Obtuse butthead.

7/18/2006 9:58:16 PM

themann1086

The fundie word redefinition project strikes again!

7/18/2006 10:42:37 PM

Hadanelith

whitewater55: a jackhammer? I am partial to a thermite grenade, myself, but to each his own.

7/18/2006 11:06:41 PM

The Meromorph

Originally posted by \"

I mean, can someone tell me a personality trait that is exclusive to one gender?

PMS.

7/19/2006 3:02:32 AM

Julian

Hey awesome, does this mean I can kick you hard enough to make you cough up your testicles; then ask your imaginary friend for forgiveness and everything's cool?

7/19/2006 5:12:40 AM

Kyle

Man, I sure do wish \"bigoted idiocy\" were a sin like any other.

7/19/2006 5:23:16 AM

Maronan

Originally posted by Patches

I mean, can someone tell me a personality trait that is exclusive to one gender?


Keep in mind that most of these fundies are sexist as well as homophobic, and will likely hand you a long list of traits that they claim are gender-based.

Originally posted by Hadanelith

whitewater55: a jackhammer? I am partial to a thermite grenade, myself, but to each his own.


Actually, I was going to tell him to fuck a wall outlet, myself.

Originally posted by Fundie Asshole

I agree with gay rights: they have the right to repent, leave that life style, and turn to to God requesting forgiveness since homosexuality is a sin like any other act of rebellion to God and His word.


What should homosexuals say to repent? Something along the lines of: \"Dear God, please forgive me for you making me gay?\"

On second thought, why don't you actually read the Holy Book? I'm not talking about the Bible; Yahweh is a false god like many others. (Sorry, Mr. Nod, but it's true.) If you don't have a copy of the real Holy Book, I'll quote for you.

Chapter 6, Verse 2 of the Book of Maronan
\"The inalienable right to marriage, family, and/or really good sex can't be denied to anyone, even if they're gay.\"

Violation of this rule may lead to you being widely regarded as a shithead.

7/19/2006 6:06:10 AM

Redhunter

Gee, who woulda thought that somebody who lives their life according to a 2000 year old book with little to no application to today's world or reality would have out-dated concepts? Oh wait, I figured that out a long time ago. Silly me.

7/19/2006 6:15:41 AM

Prager

Missed the Point Award!

7/19/2006 7:40:25 AM
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