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I have a girlfriend i have been dating for 6months now and meet her on eharmony. she also is a virgin. I find it quite disgusting to even think about dating a non virgin. For me it was either my girlfriend be a virgin or I was prepared to stay single for the rest of my life

WCG777, Rapture Ready 50 Comments [7/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Amigone201

All right, WCG777, I'll put all women around the world on alert: Don't have sex or you won't be able to date WCG777.

I'm sure they'll all take notice, considering how desirable a date with you is.

7/19/2006 3:42:12 AM

JohnRaptor

Are you a virgin, WCG777? Because if not, you have no right to demand your date to be.

7/19/2006 3:48:46 AM

Rockstar

WCG777 sounds like quite a catch.

7/19/2006 4:23:10 AM

Julian

I fear in your case that's the only way to have a woman say you're the best she's ever had...

It is also compulsory that she's as inhibited, bumbling and useless as you, or is that just a nice to have?

Just think, if you two break up, or she gets sick and dies, you're going to be a very lonely little boy!

7/19/2006 4:35:13 AM

Hadanelith

Way to rule out the majority of the dateable population, idiot.

7/19/2006 4:53:12 AM

Incubusion

Because everyone wants a piece of you. I bet you can't even count the number of women you've got all hot and bothered on all your fingers and toes.

7/19/2006 4:59:59 AM

Napoleon the Clown

You can think? And you're on RR? Holy shit. Progress can be made.

7/19/2006 5:05:24 AM

Huffers

whats fundie about this?

It might well just be this guy's particular kink

He's not saying \"all women should stay virgins until marriage\" or anything (at least not in this post).

7/19/2006 5:16:45 AM

Papabear

Why? Are you afraid that if she's ever had sex with someone else she'll no how poor a lover you are? So that she might be as scared as you?

You're saying that if you met the absolutely most perfect woman for you except for her having once slept with someone else, you would snub her and keep searching for a virgin?

Your either a huge asshat or a huge liar... could be both.

7/19/2006 5:20:45 AM

TDR

no surprises there.

7/19/2006 5:27:38 AM

Redhunter

Narrow-minded thinking? On rapture ready? Get the hell outta here!

7/19/2006 5:32:25 AM

Incubusion

To Huffers.

\"I find it quite disgusting to even think about dating a non virgin.\"

There's probably some extra context in the post, but I can't access it. No account and too lazy to make one.

7/19/2006 5:46:09 AM

h2whoa

Kinky bastard.

Like the tightness do you?

7/19/2006 8:30:00 AM

ProperJob

Sounds to me like somebody's a little insecure. Are you afraid that any woman who has someone else to compare you with will leave you?

7/19/2006 10:15:43 AM

Ice

A dragon has come to our village today.
We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away.
Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal.
No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.

Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch.
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch.
Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect.
But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried.
But no one can get through your thick scaly hide.
We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by.
'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly.

Now you have such good taste in your women for sure,
They always are pretty, they always are pure.
But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch,
For your favorite entree is barbecued wench.

Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat,
If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat.
No more will our number ever grow small,
We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!

7/19/2006 10:25:58 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Mmm, sloppy seconds. Seriously, unless you're sleeping with a girl only a day or so since she slept with someone else, there aint gonna be any traces left of the previous guy. And if you wear a condom too, then you've even less to worry about. That's the \"disgusting\" factor sorted out. Any other objections?

7/19/2006 11:17:13 AM

Jaxraven

...y'know, if I were a virgin, I think this post alone would be enough to convince me I should go get laid. NOW. *shudder*

7/19/2006 11:26:24 AM

Skyfire

It's called \"being willing to forgive someone.\"

If they were naiive and got taken advantage of, then as long as they're trying to stay clean I can't see a problem in accepting them.

7/19/2006 11:42:11 AM

Julian

Wow - there's the bottom of a very deep barrel. So basically you're saying the only person for you is a desperate reject that no one else wanted, and if you couldn't find someone that desperate you were going to stay single.

*clunk*

7/19/2006 12:38:49 PM

MK

Riiiiiiight... someone you met on the Internet is a virgin... oh, I bet it said \"virgin\" in her profile and we KNOW that can't possibly be faked...

7/19/2006 1:05:55 PM

mkb

If only more fundies were like you, WCG777. We'd solve a lot of problems in one generation.

7/19/2006 1:33:10 PM

David D.G.

Nothing fundie about this -- just a personal choice about whom to date that's a bit more conservative than most. Not really FSTDT material, regardless of the source.


~David D.G.

7/19/2006 2:00:36 PM

Pike

Maybe a couple of blindfolds would be in order too...

7/19/2006 2:03:33 PM

Blurb

This post just screams \"performance anxiety.\" I mean, with no point of reference, there's a much greater chance your partner won't be dissapointed.

7/19/2006 2:52:44 PM

ND

Sure she's a virgin. Christ, she is probably fucking your best friend as you write that.

7/19/2006 2:52:47 PM
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