I have a girlfriend i have been dating for 6months now and meet her on eharmony. she also is a virgin. I find it quite disgusting to even think about dating a non virgin. For me it was either my girlfriend be a virgin or I was prepared to stay single for the rest of my life
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All right, WCG777, I'll put all women around the world on alert: Don't have sex or you won't be able to date WCG777.
I'm sure they'll all take notice, considering how desirable a date with you is.
I fear in your case that's the only way to have a woman say you're the best she's ever had...
It is also compulsory that she's as inhibited, bumbling and useless as you, or is that just a nice to have?
Just think, if you two break up, or she gets sick and dies, you're going to be a very lonely little boy!
Why? Are you afraid that if she's ever had sex with someone else she'll no how poor a lover you are? So that she might be as scared as you?
You're saying that if you met the absolutely most perfect woman for you except for her having once slept with someone else, you would snub her and keep searching for a virgin?
Your either a huge asshat or a huge liar... could be both.
A dragon has come to our village today.
We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away.
Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal.
No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.
Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch.
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch.
Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect.
But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried.
But no one can get through your thick scaly hide.
We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by.
'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly.
Now you have such good taste in your women for sure,
They always are pretty, they always are pure.
But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch,
For your favorite entree is barbecued wench.
Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat,
If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat.
No more will our number ever grow small,
We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!
Mmm, sloppy seconds. Seriously, unless you're sleeping with a girl only a day or so since she slept with someone else, there aint gonna be any traces left of the previous guy. And if you wear a condom too, then you've even less to worry about. That's the "disgusting" factor sorted out. Any other objections?
Pike
Maybe a couple of blindfolds would be in order too...
That kind of stuff is for the grown folks, not the virgins. >:D
So is the deal off if she's ever had a pelvic exam and pap smear? That does involve someone sticking a hand up there, so it's technically a "used" area. Very possibly a guy did it, too. Or even worse, it was girl-on-girl.
Yes, the fact that I believe marriage is only a legal contract and a piece of paper doesn't prevent me from making love with a man I love. Guess you can't date me. I'm crushed, really.
I wouldn't doubt the girl's a virgin, though. eHarmony is a Christian dating site, not that being a Christian automatically makes you a virgin, but... yeah.
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Personally, I think this is one of those problems that solves themselves.
He doesn't like dating non-virgins.
Thus, he doesn't date non-virgins.
Thus, non-virgins don't have to deal with him.
Well just don't take too many of them, I'm hoping to get someone with my level of inexperience too.
Although the way you put it sounds almost elitist.
Like a Mac user.
ARE YOU A MAC USER WCG?!!?!?
Whatever, as long as it's mutual virginity.
A tip; the first time can be an awkward and painful experience, especially if none of you know what you are doing.
Don't save it for a special occation, just get it over with, m'kay.
You should perhaps employ a bit of that time you're not having sex on, to improve your English grammar.
Confused?
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