For a long time, I thought the idea of life after death was really bogus. I mean, if your dead, how can you be alive? That don't make any sense at all.
The other day I was listening to the Cannibal Corps's first CD, Eaten back to life. It's the one that has that old classic, Skull full of maggots, on it. Anyway, while listening to it, I realized how God will give us life after death. God will kill the dead back to life.
The way it works is if you are alive and some one kills you, you are then dead. However, if someone kills you after you are already dead, they kill you back to life.
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I think we need an age cut-off for submitted quotes. How about no quotes from anyone less than 18 years old? (if possible to know, or at least infer) Otherwise, it makes us look like a bunch of play yard kids picking on the special-ed class.
"The way it works is if you are alive and some one kills you, you are then dead. However, if someone kills you after you are already dead, they kill you back to life."
MK, I agree. But if the law says they're adults, their stupidity is fair game. There just comes a point when a measure of pity should perhaps outweigh their value as fodder, or in some cases, relevance in the larger scheme of things.
"God will kill the dead back to life. "
Soooooo.... which bit of the Bible says that, then?
Ooooh looky, someone who doesn't understand transistor switches...
I detect a troll.
But what happens if you kill a zombie? This is all so confusing!
@Redhunter
I detect a troll.
That doesn't mean he's a troll; it could mean the quote was typed by Homsar.
God kills the dead back to life because he's a million ladies tall. Caramel corn for President, please. I'm a little light in the leftovers.
Wow, you all must be new to the Internet. Let me be the first to introduce you guys to the common "troll". The troll will write random crap down with the intent of making others angry and/or cause trouble on forums/chatboards/comment sections for what are known as "lulz". Now you know, and knowing is half the battle! (seriously you posters! I didn't look past this first page but seeing as the commenters are still ragging on the person who wrote this quote they seem to think he is serious. This person has now officially trolled both the people from the original website and all of you apparently. Please hang your heads in shame...)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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