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#54154
SPark2001
So if I shoot a guy in the head and then shoot him again, he'll come back to life?
AWESOME! (grabs shotgun).
7/19/2006 5:02:26 PM
#54155
David D.G.
Just because you can string words together doesn't mean they convey a meaningful concept -- and this concept is about as nonsensical as they get.
~David D.G.
7/19/2006 5:06:27 PM
#54156
NotMe
Yep, God killing you in this life isn't enough. he has to kill you when you are dead so that he can begin torturing you all over again.
7/19/2006 5:06:42 PM
#54157
Bone_Vulture
...
What the hell?
*Listens to \"Deathklaat\" by Six Feet Under*
7/19/2006 5:06:51 PM
#54158
bigevildan
But what happens if you kill a zombie? This is all so confusing!
7/19/2006 5:08:38 PM
#54159
Star Cluster
I'm afraid your mind has already died and forgot to tell your body. If you're basing your religious beliefs and/or insights on a Heavy Metal bands lyrics, you are the poster child for brain dead.
7/19/2006 5:15:11 PM
#54160
Dr. Major
If two people shoot you at the same time do you antidie?
:Bigevildan - Zombies aren't dead, they are undead.
7/19/2006 5:23:52 PM
#54164
Alejandro
Please tell me you are less than ten years old...
7/19/2006 5:39:03 PM
#54167
Blurb
I think we need an age cut-off for submitted quotes. How about no quotes from anyone less than 18 years old? (if possible to know, or at least infer) Otherwise, it makes us look like a bunch of play yard kids picking on the special-ed class.
7/19/2006 5:56:33 PM
#54168
honestchristian
\"God will kill the dead back to life\" ?? Theology major
7/19/2006 5:56:52 PM
#54169
MK
Blurb - In that case, I'd raise the age to 25, minimum. Have you seen what some 20-somethings are capable of posting?
7/19/2006 5:57:34 PM
#54173
Jodie
\"The way it works is if you are alive and some one kills you, you are then dead. However, if someone kills you after you are already dead, they kill you back to life.\"
Keep listening to Cannibal Corpse if you want, but lay off the fundyism and/or the drugs.
7/19/2006 6:05:39 PM
#54174
Dante's Virgil
Did anyone else have visions of him running around stabbing corpses & thinking he was doing \"the Lord's work\"?
7/19/2006 6:08:28 PM
#54177
honestchristian
I had a vision of him smoking ALOT of pot.
7/19/2006 6:10:48 PM
#54181
SPark2001
More like mushrooms. From his backyard.
7/19/2006 6:22:12 PM
#54182
TDR
erm. Cannibal Corpse and Christian Forums. That's quite the dichotomy.
7/19/2006 6:22:24 PM
#54185
Jeremy
\"God will kill the dead back to life.\"
Just... let me quote that one more time. That's a special kind of stupid.
\"God will kill the dead back to life.\"
I say again.
\"God will kill the dead back to life.\"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
7/19/2006 6:26:06 PM
#54187
Oolon Coluphid
Whoa, bitchin' dude!
7/19/2006 6:27:34 PM
#54188
Blurb
MK, I agree. But if the law says they're adults, their stupidity is fair game. There just comes a point when a measure of pity should perhaps outweigh their value as fodder, or in some cases, relevance in the larger scheme of things.
7/19/2006 6:36:23 PM
#54201
kkkron
that makes no sense. I shot that guy twice in the head, why is he still alive?
7/19/2006 7:20:50 PM
#54203
Grey Area
\"God will kill the dead back to life.
The way it works is if you are alive and some one kills you, you are then dead. However, if someone kills you after you are already dead, they kill you back to life.\"
Soooooo.... which bit of the Bible says that, then?
7/19/2006 7:31:05 PM
#54204
Napoleon the Clown
You... Took religious inspiration from a Heavy Metal band? Um, good for you?
7/19/2006 7:37:24 PM
#54206
NonHomogenized
This isn't just stupid, this is stupid stupid.
7/19/2006 7:47:17 PM
#54208
Jeremy
WTF? Award
7/19/2006 8:15:56 PM
#54230
whitewater55
I wish that I could have a hit off of whatever yer smokin, mate! Then this shit might make some semblance of sense.
7/19/2006 9:02:56 PM
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