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Well Asadullah, it will not be American guns that will defend the Jews in Israel when the Islamic nations march against Israel in force. The Bible tells us that Russia will some day join with these nations to push the Jews out of the land. These same nations will be armed with nuclear missiles. And they will be the ones calling the shots. On the day these nations march against Israel, the God of the ages will rise up against them, and destroy five sixths of this envading army. In responce, when Russia discovers that their attack on Israel was foiled, they will turn their missiles against America. America and all of her cities will burn, and Americas end will come in one hours time. The world will discover that God allowed the Jews to return so God could show Himself to the World when he defends the Jewish nation. The Jews will discover that the one they rejected, was their God, and all previous Jewish generations are lost. God states that He will protect Israel, BUT NOT FOR THEIR SAKES. God said where ever these people wandered, they polluted may name. God states He will save Israel to magnify His Holy Name, so that all the nations shall know that He alone is God.

campbell34, www.hipforums.com 26 Comments [7/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Hadanelith

You do realize the futility of nuclear missiles when Israel is equipped with the THEL, right? Side-note: the THEL is a laser 'gun', supplied by the US Armed Forces. All of this is beside the point, however; None of this will ever come to pass.

7/21/2006 2:19:54 AM

Libkitten

Where exactly does the Bible say Russia is going to use nuclear weapons on America after they march on Israel...?

7/21/2006 2:38:45 AM

Star Cluster

This scenario cannot happen for quite a while due to Russia's current political and economic situation. Currently, they are so strapped for cash, they can barely pay attention, much less launch a military assault on anybody, especially on anyone they do not share a border with.

And another thing, God would allow the USA, which has the largest Christian population of any nation in the world, to be destroyed while saving the nation that reject his \"only begotten son?\" Hate the Jews, save the Jews. Would you people please make up your fucking minds?

7/21/2006 2:40:37 AM

matt

:flips through good old KJV:

nope. sorry its not in there? maybe in a comic book you snuck into church?

7/21/2006 2:51:21 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Sorry to burst your bubble (well, not really), but there's no way in hell any nation could disarm the US's nuclear capabilities in a single blow. This nation is what you would call \"armed to the teeth.\" We can quite literally nuke the hell out of any nation on the planet in very short order, even if land based silos are all destroyed. We have nuclear subs armed with nuclear missiles. Sad to say it, but your little scenario would result in there not being a planet left to inhabit.

7/21/2006 3:30:35 AM

Ed

Yep, that's pretty much a summary of one of the Left Behind books. Congratulations.

And yeah, I've read some of them. Forgive me.

7/21/2006 4:09:44 AM

Papabear

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any moment now your delusion will be proven true and everyone will realize what a bright individual you are. Your omnipotent \"God\" will come on down and really kick butt. Give me a call when that happens.

7/21/2006 5:14:14 AM

Redhunter

Well, leave it up to biblegod to turn something as easy as showing man indisputable proof of his existance into something complicated that will involve the death of millions. That is the best he could come up with?

America could not be destroyed in an hour by Russia, I just don't currently see that possiblity.

Why would god protect the country of Israel but not it's people? Does god have a summer home there?

I think the Russia thing has to do with Gog and Magog. One of them supposedly being the area north of Israel.


7/21/2006 7:55:38 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

\"God thwarted us in Israel, damn those Americans\"?? Que?

7/21/2006 8:09:55 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by Redhunter

Well, leave it up to biblegod to turn something as easy as showing man indisputable proof of his existance into something complicated that will involve the death of millions. That is the best he could come up with?

No, He had a few plans that we would consider better, but they were just no fun whatsoever.

7/21/2006 8:36:44 AM

Coffee

Posts like this lead me to believe that reading the Babble causes more brain damage than drinking lighter fluid.

7/21/2006 11:26:56 AM

Sierra

America could not be destroyed in an hour by Russia, I just don't currently see that possiblity.


I don't either, physically. Wouldn't it take longer than an hour for anything fired from Russia to reach any part of the US?

7/21/2006 4:47:10 PM

Berny

Remind me again how your god is a god of peace and love?

7/21/2006 5:56:08 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Hmmm? Funny, I've read the wholly babble several times, in several versions, but I don't remember seeing anything in there about Russia. Nothing about America, either.

7/21/2006 9:47:52 PM

Matt T.

Okay, you're just making shit up now, aren't you. Cut that out.

7/21/2006 11:12:17 PM

NoXion

dumb dumb dumb, yo its dumb!

7/22/2006 4:29:59 AM

bria

Had i been jewish there might be one less christian in the world.......

7/26/2006 2:56:33 PM

velo velo velo

That's a Sneaky plan by JC, but you've blown it by letting the Chosen/unChosen (delete as appropriate) people know in advance.
The Knesset are meeting as we speak...

7/27/2006 8:07:27 PM

Crosis

<<< Yep, that's pretty much a summary of one of the Left Behind books. Congratulations.

And yeah, I've read some of them. Forgive me. >>>

I've read the whole series, for reasons unbeknownst even to me. (Boredom is probably #1 on the list, as that was before I spent time on this site regularly.) Aside from Russia turning their attack on America afterwards, this is exactly what was described in a flashback in the book.

7/30/2006 7:36:06 PM

Campbell34

I believe this event is about 20 some years away. God's third day will not start until around 2034. Ameria's future is found in Jermiah chapters 50 and 51 and Revelation chapter 18. It's interesting to note, that this prophecy cannot really be understood unless you use the prophecies of both the Old and New Testaments and combine them together.

2/1/2007 1:56:36 AM

Campbell34

I also need to point out that when America is is attacked, God has a plan to save His people. God is going to use Israel to reveal to the world who He is. And it is God's desire for the Islamic nations to attack Israel. That is why God has allowed the Jews to return. Much of this story will be understood if read the prophecies of the Old Testament in Ezekiel, chapters 37, 38, and 39.

2/1/2007 2:01:25 AM

CousinTed

Russia is currently in no shape to march against anyone, the COld War hit them pretty bad.

2/1/2007 2:12:13 AM

Campbell34

NEW RUSSIAN NUCLEAR MISSILES UNSTOPPABLE DEFENSE MINISTER
There is no missile defense system in the world capable of repulsing the new nuclear missiles that are being developed in Russia, Defense Minister Sergei Ivanov said on Tusday.
PUTIN SAYS RUSSIA NEEDS HIGH END NUCLEAR FORCES
The country's nuclear forces must remain capable of guaranteeing the destruction of any potential agressor, President Vladimir Putin said Thursday, as he addressed a meeting of senior military officials, The Associated Press reports.
Russia has the ability to destroy America even now and their missiles could reach American soil in only 18 minutes. Don't fool yourself into thinking all is well. And now other nations that hate America are also building Nukes as well.

2/1/2007 4:45:44 AM

shutterbug

Mighty big claims for things that haven't and probably won't happen.

Fucking idiot.

8/17/2008 7:19:40 PM

lucy furr

Campbell 34, you are a fucking idiot!

8/28/2008 8:39:04 PM
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