Gays are also becoming militant. A gay person is no longer someone who is "soft" and namby pamby. They will hurt you if you get in the way of their perversion.
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Wow, you seem to have problems grasping the concept of different people being different people. This is like saying you are surprised to meet peace loving Christians after having met a few nuts who claimed they were the second coming of christ and that you were the anti-christ so they had to kill you. I mean seriously, there's a big world out there...Live in it for once.
Hopefully the next time cameron222 tries to beat someone up because they don't think like he does, he'll get the righteous return pounding he deserves. Maybe he already has, and that's why he's complaining that gays are no longer limp-wristed.
Hey cameron hon, I'm reasonably straight... but I'd hurt you too if you got in my way, purely because you're a twat. *smile* You inbred bigoted assholes have been militant for decades, what's wrong with the rest of us following suit?
...and no, I'm not saying that anyone else IS following suit... except me. I've got a brand new pair of combat boots and I would absolutely LOVE to demonstrate to this fellow that 'feminine' doesn't particularly mean namby-pamby either.
I think there's a story in here...
C222 and a fellow fundie friend of his sign up at a gym, they go, talking all the way about how they don't want to be weak like the queers. Then this big badass guy who was busy lifting a car comes up to them and says "You want to say that to my face?"
Then c222 and his friend ran all the way home like scared chickens and posted this.
I strongly encourage you to get two friends, or a contact weapon, then come to my home and call me soft and namby-pamby.
No, seriously. Please.
Fundie to English translation:
I'm so upset because the people I like to pick on don't actually uniformly conform to the stereotypes I have of them and, even worse, they don't like me picking on them!
wolight beat me to it. I imagine he was 'busting somebody's chops' and they gave him 'a good what for'. Maybe they gave him a 'cauliflower ear'. Oh, great, his 'namby pamby' line has altered my writing a 'tish'. Great googly-moogly.
Would someone please tell me where I can go to make up the Becoming a Militant Fag class. Due to schedluing conflicts I was unable to make the first. Please hurry I am sick of being namby pamby. I have August 6th throught the 12th free as I was going to be in Jerusalem for the week-long homosexual extravaganza WorldPride, but I hear it has been canceled(due to weather I think)
Heh...I grew up on a farm...I could unroll, and upend round bales PERSONALLY. I've taked mixed martial arts classes...not enough for mastery, admittedly, but enough to defend myself. Start crap with me, and you'll know something happened.
It's always particularly gratifying when gay-bashers have the tables turned on them and their "easy" mark kicks their asses -- especially since it's usually one gay guy beating down 2-5 attempted bashers. Can you imagine them trying to explain to their homophobe friends how even together they got beaten down by one "fag"?
And for the record, I am a "soft," "namby-pamby" queen who's more than capable of defending myself.
A gay person is no longer someone who is "soft" and namby pamby.
Does that mean they're...hard?
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Fooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!
(sorry, was too easy!)
Aw, don't we fit your narrow stereotypes anymore? Feeling a tad uncomfortable at the thought that a gay man might get the better of you in a fight? After all, if he can batter seven kinds of shite out of you, what else can he do to you?????? Ah yes, I can see the sweat breaking out on your forehead. Be afraid, Cameron, be very afraid....you paranoid dickhead.
But remember Cameron, calling you a "homophobe" is incorrect because your views are based on disgust, not fear.
I love it when they say that. They almost sound like they have convinced themselves.
Then all the gay murders and beatings must be covered up by the evil liberal media, because we never hear about them. But we read all the time about gays being persecuted, beaten, and killed for being alive. Must be god's will.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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