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I have found a life formula that links the soul of life to the characteristics of light. Light is electromagnetic radiation, 1 force, made up of 2 parts.
The characteristics of its electrical part are negative and positive, and those of its magnetic part are attraction and repulsion. Life experiences them as: No, Yes, I like you (love) and I don't like you (hate) and together they make up the mental/emotional nature of life, and math to boot because:
Negative - No - Subtraction
Positive - Yes - Addition
Attraction - Love - Multiplication
Repulsion - Hate - Division

Not only that, but the characteristics of the two parts of light also relate to male and female. The energitic, violent nature of males is electrical, and the emotional, loving nature of females is magnetic.
This gives us the two life forces some call Adam and Eve, while others call Ying and Yang, among other names.
From this easy view of light we have the soul, math, Adam and Eve, and a life formula that is universal.

lightprize, Christian Forums 55 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Star Cluster

The lights are on, but nobody's home. Give this man a prize for Most Original Numbskullery.

7/21/2006 2:14:57 AM

Hadanelith

What are you smoking? You speak nonsense. Go back to Physics 101 (or 102, if you deal with electromagnetism then).

7/21/2006 2:16:45 AM

Scott

Most Original Numbskullery second'd

What's with the sudden influx of people who think they can find God's hidden meanings in random things? First JohnR7 decides DNA is God's alphabet soup, then Tails uses a Biblical story and symbolic logic to prove God exists, and now someone decides addition, subtraction, multiplication and division prove Adam and Eve.

Fundies, keep away from our logic!

7/21/2006 2:20:11 AM

CousinTed

1.)Negative and positive are just names scientists use to refer to opposite electrical forces, it is not to be taken literally. Protons are not eternal optimists, and electrons are not weirdos who sit in the corner cutting themselves.
2.) Atoms are made up of THREE parts. People always forget about the neutrons.
3.)Your description of gender characteristics is horribly sexist.

7/21/2006 2:32:43 AM

Libkitten

... right.

7/21/2006 2:41:06 AM

matt

i find my self wishing for more new age fundisms. they're fun.

7/21/2006 2:46:59 AM

Sandman

Well, this isn't fundie...it's not really...anything. This comes as close to pure random key strokes as anything I've yet seen on FSTDT.

Have we given the Tin Foil Hat Award yet?

7/21/2006 3:15:57 AM

Napoleon the Clown

*Raises an eyebrow. Walks away.*

7/21/2006 3:33:17 AM

Rysith

No WTF award yet, but this looks like it could be a strong contender.

Not to mention that addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division are all the same operation. Maybe he needs basic math in addition to remedial physics.

7/21/2006 4:04:26 AM

Ed

Okay, I don't have any major problem with the rest of this, but what the hell's with the math bits?

7/21/2006 4:07:01 AM

Papabear

Hadanelith -- What are you smoking? This guy never took physics.



7/21/2006 5:10:20 AM

Redhunter

Here's my theory; Fundies keep their brains hidden away from god and society so they can soak in religious bullshit. Once in a while, one of them watches an educational show on TV and they think they have received great knowledge. THey dust off that old brain, plop it in and find that if you don't use it, you most certainly do lose it. Their twitching, smoking brain has to warm up and sort through all of the education received in school and finds that only random bits remain. They mash the bible, leftover knowledge and the contents of a non-700 club show into a mushy dough-like ball and write down the result of this faulty union. The result is utterly nonsensical, yet satisfying to the fundie, and entertainment to the rest of us. Ironically, these bible-thumping half-wits become the subject of further educational cable shows, thereby completing the circle of (not having a) life.

7/21/2006 6:59:46 AM

Prager

How much time do you think he wasted coming up with this?

7/21/2006 7:26:50 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Scott, applying symbolic logic to the bible is a good idea, they just did it wrong. What they should have done is to apply it so that when two contradictory pieces of information are found, both are eliminated. Whatever (probably much slimmer) pages are left can then be reevaluated.

7/21/2006 7:57:20 AM

Napoleon the Clown

How much time do you think he wasted coming up with this?

None. You need to have something productive to do for spent time to be wasted.

7/21/2006 8:39:11 AM

kkkron

OK, you have fun with that.

What formula? I just see bullshit heaped higher than ever before.

7/21/2006 8:58:54 AM

MK

Yahweh - you have enough material collected on this site to publish a book, \"The Fundamentalist Big Book of Skience.\"

7/21/2006 1:25:38 PM

Jaxraven

I swear, every time I'm tempted to do drugs, I can just come to fstdt and check out the latest 'scientific' nonsense. It's like my own private LSD trip, and it's legal!

7/21/2006 2:54:19 PM

Austin

The stupid! I'm blind!

7/21/2006 4:39:16 PM

Berny

Lightprize is somewhat light in the head.

7/21/2006 5:59:17 PM

ez-c

He might be on to something here. I always hated doing long division in elementary school, so division must represent hate and repulsion.

He lost me with the rest of his post, however.

7/21/2006 6:19:14 PM

TDR

this almost makes me want to cry. The poor kid is obviously so proud of their theory!

7/21/2006 9:33:00 PM

jellybean

*stares incoherantly*

... and i thought i wrote rubbish!

7/21/2006 9:52:25 PM

ND

Electricity and magentism are two manefestations of the SAME FORCE fuckwad.

7/22/2006 5:15:10 PM

lightprize

When the missionary leapt on the table, his thoughts flew with the wings of a bee to the left compartment of the pajamas. The paper bag's long flight to Denver was the repository for all things evil, thus eliminating the need for an adaptor in the swimming pool. Just as militant forces congregate for the Grammies, the winds blow fierce as November enters the arena. Certainly, a just mark would never miss, but the light bulbs burned out yesterday, making the passage to the sports lockers dark with anxiety. Tomorrow, bananas will be dancing with the rest of them.

7/23/2006 6:39:51 AM
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