There is a NEW TV show that is going to come out this FALL. My pastor told us about this at Wednesday morning service. He said it's a REALITY TV show that puts one normal man in a house with 9 sexually active homosexual males for 6 months. The homosexual males are supposed to TRY to MAKE THIS MAN A HOMOSEXUAL!
HOW FAR HAS LIBERAL TELEVISION GONE?!
WHEN WILL IT END?!
How long until PUBLIC SCHOOLS are TRYING TO MAKE KIDS HOMOSEXUALS?!
47 comments
EVEN IF such a show airs (and I don't think it's possible anymore to define a lowest level of taste beyond which TV wouldn't sink), and EVEN IF a "straight" guy on the show "turns gay," anyone who believes it to be true is extraordinarily gullible. That kind of naivete keeps politicians, diet fads, and used-car salesmen in business.
~David D.G.
How long will it be until you calm down and stop blowing things out of proportion to make yourself more stressed out over non-issues than you already are?
I mean seriously, you are upset at someone for trying something. If you can't accept that it's a dumb reality tv show trying to cash in on whatever half-brained concept they can come up with, at least wait for the results before going on a rampage. The very fact that people like you seem to think it's possible and care one way or another is why someone is able to make money off such an idea. And now you and your pastor are going around giving this show free advertising when many people (myself included) would not have even known about it otherwise.
It seems I had heard of a reality show along these lines, but I can't remember any details. I don't think it was as dire as Mrs. Paige makes it out to be. As stupid as these shows are, I can't imagine TV execs going to as extreme an absurdity as this.
But if true, and as others have said, it's a freakin' reality TV show. I don't watch any of them; they're a total waste of my time.
No, I think what it was, was a humorous "quiz" in which several new proposals for reality shows were described, and you, as the reader, got to guess which were real pitches being made, and which were fakes.
Undoubtedly, some pastor did read this puzzle, failed to realize it was a puzzle and took it as gospel (pun definitely intended) and preached about it to his sheep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just send me an e-mail when that show actually airs and then we can talk about it. You remind me of that dope who got all exercised over a "pro-abortion" article on the Onion.
Has anyone detected a logical reason for the CAPITALIZED words in this post?
Sandman: you win at teh internets today for that comment.
Mrs. Paige: the best justification for becoming a lesbian I have ever found was the male teachers at the CHRISTIAN, PRIVATE school I went to. Plank in your own eye, lady, plank in your own eye.
My guess is that he's confusing the show "30 Days". In that show, the guy Morgan Spurlock, that guy that made Supersize Me, takes a person and has them spend 30 days in the shoes of someone he/or she doesn't like. For example, the new season is supposed to start off with a guy from the Minute Men living with a family of illegal mexican immigrants. The first season of 30 Days had a homophobic conservative christian living with a gay person/couple.
Perhaps that is what this poster is talking about?
@Jeibi
MAYBE she's TRYING to type like Mr. DeMartino on "DARIA"...
I laughed. That's exactly what I first thought of.
So you heard an unsubstantiated rumour and you decided to run around chicken little style, squawking like you have something to say? Gee, that sounds reasonable.
The bottom line is, why do you care? They didn't invite you on the show so what gives? Is this the first stupid idea for a "reality" show that you've ever heard? Anybody who watches those crappy shows and thinks that it is true reality has problems anyway. Way to advertise something you don't like though, that was sure a good idea. And try to forget you have a capitalization key, mmmkay?
Blurb said: "Awww, this show ain't no good. *shoots TV with 357*"
But, Blurb, there are fundie fuckwits who are just that stupid. I know one who, in the 1992 presidential-campaign season, actually hurled his steel-toed construction boot through his own TV because he was offended by Bill Clinton during a televised debate. The TV was, of course, ruined and Mr. and Mrs. FundieFuck even suffered a small fire in their livingroom. Clinton, however, escaped unscathed.
How about these then...
1. Gonzo67 made to live for a month with a family of strict Muslims from Saudi Arabia.
2. Andy Schlafly made to live for a month (no, make that TWO months) with a family of astrophysicists. Preferably gay ones.
3. Me (a celibate straight guy) made to live for three months with a whole load of gorgeous 18 year old nymphomaniacs who go around naked all the time. Just as a test of my resolve, you understand... (Hmm, on second thoughts make that SIX months...)
"How long until PUBLIC SCHOOLS are TRYING TO MAKE KIDS HOMOSEXUALS?!"
Reminds me of the old graffiti:
'My mother made me a homosexual'
Someone later wrote underneath: 'If I get her the wool, will she make me one?! ' X3
"NEW TV" "FALL" "REALITY TV" "TRY to MAKE THIS MAN A HOMOSEXUAL!" "HOW FAR HAS LIBERAL TELEVISION GONE?!" "WHEN WILL IT END?!"
image
X3
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.