[In apparent reply to a question as to whether Jesus could have been black.]
Um, Jesus wasn't a jew.
[Understandable confusion follows]
Jesus was a Christian.
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Because all blacks are Jews, and Jesus obivously, being God, had to worship himself, which would not be the sin of pride, which definately made him not sinless.
Please, don't give yourselves more problems ^_~
Napoleon the Clown said: "I think this guy is unaware the Jew is a race in addition to being a religion"
I have to agree. I mean, otherwise it's a bizarro world version of the bible's bizarro world.
Jesus must be the head christian, you know, like the head vampire? Only the rest of the christians didn't die when he was killed so maybe not.
Also, what the hell is 'ass piston forum'? Wait.........Nevermind.
um, I'm not a biblical woman myself, but I seem to have picked up the notion that the whole POINT of Jesus is that he wasn't Black, White, Jewish, Christian or anything else. Wasn't he supposed to be God?
I think I was probably in my early teens before I caught on that Jesus wasn't a Christian himself, but was Jewish. It wasn't so much that I was an idiot as that I just had not really given it any thought, since the matter simply had not come up; as soon as I did, though, I was surprised that the truth of the situation hadn't occurred to me before.
This person, however, IS being quite obtuse for resisting the idea when it is pointed out to him.
~David D.G.
So all Jews are black and no blacks are Christian? Is that what this imbecile is saying?
I agree that Jesus wasn't a Jew, but only in the sense that a cat isn't feline and a Boeing 747 isn't an aircraft.
(In apparent reply to a question as to whether Jesus could have been black.)
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Jesus was a Christian.
You know there are some people who are Christians but also at the same time are "colored folk". *GASP* I know, crazy, right? I mean of course they can't ever be as good or pure in the eyes of God as the REAL, white Christians, but they do exist.
So...Jesus worshipped himself?
Damn, that is a special breed of narcissism, right there...
I think this idea is quite common. And really it really should not surprise anyone.
For example, have a look at this picture of Jesus. It was literally the first image that came up when I Googled "pictures of Jesus"
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Notice anything wrong with it? Leaving aside the fact that Jesus was likely not white, have you noticed anything else odd?
Found it yet?
Probably not. We see images like it all the time. It's no different to any other depiction of Jesus.
But why the hell does Jesus wear a cross?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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