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Good thing we live in such a theocratic monarchy!
7/21/2006 2:10:00 AM
I'm lost. What, precisely, do knights have to do with abstinence? Especially considering how little heed knights paid to the concept?
7/21/2006 2:13:53 AM
Mr. Coulter, you rascal. Have you been visiting your \"special place\" again? Come on, man, drag your ass up to the 21st Century with the rest of us.
7/21/2006 2:18:11 AM
He goes on and on about how the knight would backhand the princess and then rape her. He then describes how he would go down the street and have sex with another woman and the princess would say nothing about it or get her teeth knocked out. You can see why they didn't print the entire post.
I suggest people read the thread to get the entire post in its context, it is disturbing.
7/21/2006 2:23:48 AM
Attacked any windmills- I mean, four-armed giants as of late Mr. Coulter?
7/21/2006 2:27:53 AM
Wow...Does this guy ever listen to himself? And what would a gay guy care about high school sex ed?
7/21/2006 2:36:53 AM
wow. wtf mate?
7/21/2006 2:39:33 AM
A knight, eh?
I am I Don Quijote, the lord of La Mancha...
Curse you Ted.! Beat me to the Quijote...
7/21/2006 2:40:13 AM
Ah, it is the Mr. Pig Farmer.
His insanity is most delicious.
7/21/2006 2:44:14 AM
\"WTF? Award\" ??
7/21/2006 2:55:28 AM
When DnD gamers go awry...
7/21/2006 2:55:54 AM
... what the HELL is he talking about? Knights? Kings? Homosexual democrats? What? How does this relate even in the most remote sense to abstinance-only teachings? A girl educated about birth control automatically becomes a spoiled rich brat who talks back?
7/21/2006 2:56:57 AM
Some course materials cited in Waxman's report present as scientific fact notions about a man's need for \"admiration\" and \"sexual fulfillment\" compared with a woman's need for \"financial support.\" One book in the \"Choosing Best\" series tells the story of a knight who married a village maiden instead of the princess because the princess offered so many tips on slaying the local dragon. \"Moral of the story,\" notes the popular text: \"Occasional suggestions and assistance may be alright, but too much of it will lessen a man's confidence or even turn him away from his princess.\"
This was in orginal post, I suppose this is what sparked this wonder of a post.
Althought Mr. Coulter's lunacy is of such magnitude that it is hard to be sure.
7/21/2006 3:02:46 AM
Puistokemisti, that's what sparked it.
7/21/2006 3:11:30 AM
Ugh...what? WTF are you talking about, you idiot?
Somehow, knights' ability to and proclivity toward beating the snot out of women proves, er, something about abstinence education? What, exactly? And what does it have to do with the gays?
You sound like Henry Makow drunk.
7/21/2006 3:11:57 AM
You know what you're eating for supper tonight, motherfucker? The back of this frying pan. The only \"popping off\" I'll do is when the back of this skillet pops off your skull.
7/21/2006 3:34:11 AM
And yes, the latest babble from Mr. Coulter greatly disturbed me, thank you very much.
7/21/2006 3:35:03 AM
Napoleon the Clown
7/21/2006 3:35:54 AM
Dude you been playing D&D way to long
Before you go and fight another windmill or pick up something sharp Me thinks you should have your dam head examined
or at least get your meds adjusted .
It is shiheads like this Dingbat that scare the shit out me .You never know if this wing nuts jerk off is living in fantasy land .Is behind you in traffic . And decides he had enough of this reality checks out of the real world and into his fantasy word of his mind. and then decides or thinks he at the joust and slam into your rear end at 100 mph
I just hope he isn't operating any heave machinery .
Hey fundie if get to weird for you just breath in to paper bag . the men in white suit will be there soon till then you should breath deep and think happy happy thought you'll just fine and stay away from sharp or pointy objects
early a dam fundie was posting crap about frigging Dragon and now this nut job think he a frigging King Aurthur or Sir Lancelot.
7/21/2006 3:41:10 AM
Oo, I know this one. Let me find the article I wrote for my school newspaper in October 2004. Ah, here it is. 3rd-to-last paragraph.
The most disturbing falsehoods of abstinence programs is the way they reaffirm and reinforce “traditional” stereotypes about men and women. They tell students that men need to be admired and sexually fulfilled in a relationship, while women need protection and affection. They also teach that men are better able to focus because they don’t connect actions to feelings, while women have emotions with every situation. Even worse is the “fable” in the textbook “Choosing the Best” about a knight whose princess advises him how to kill a dragon. The knight leaves the princess for a common village maiden, and the moral of the story is: “Occasional suggestions and assistance may be alright, but too much of it will lesson a man’s confidence or even turn him away from his princess.”
There ya go. Mmmm, sexism...
7/21/2006 3:45:12 AM
The complete irony of this, which I overlooked in my Skillet Rage, is that this idiot poster has taken on the surname of a WOMAN whom he'd probably bend over and take the strap-on for. Dolt.
7/21/2006 3:58:15 AM
Please, do not insult the admirable Lord Quixote by comparing him to this loon. Well, semi-admirable. Well...okay, I just like the dude.
Also...no. A knight was taught the arts of chivalry right alongside all that swords- and horsemanship. The knight would respect the lady, and while he may not let her push him around, he's certainly not going to knock her teeth out or rape her.
Well, the real knights wouldn't. There's asshats in every profession.
So what do we call this? \"A Connecticut Fundie in King Arthur's Court?\"
7/21/2006 4:00:49 AM
EJ: No. This guy cannot have had anything to do with D&D. Besides the fact that D&D is of the DEVIL [/sarcasm], D&D gamers must have a modicum of intelligence to play the game. This fool clearly lacks the necessary ability. As for you, I take offence in the name of gamers everywhere. Please refrain from ever connecting our pasttimes with these idiots ever again. We, unlike Fundies, know where fantasy ends and reality begins.
EDIT: Fiarbudd: same goes to you, too. Keep my hobby out of this.
EDIT THE SECOND: Ed: do realize that the idealized knight of the romances was less common than you think. Knights did just as much raping and pillaging as the next soldier. It is only in times of peace that knights were nice people.
EDIT THE THIRD: Dante: If you aren't Dante's Virgil, please tell us that you are in some way related (Virgil's master, maybe?). If not, please choose a different name, or you're going to confuse us all. If, instead, you are Dante's Virgil in disguise...well...why disguise yourself?
7/21/2006 4:29:40 AM
RIDE THE LIGHTNING!!!
Cookie for the person who gets the reference.
Edit: I am a different person from Dante's Virgil, and I must say he has good taste in literature.
7/21/2006 4:30:24 AM
My Fundiebabble to English translator returned this:
\"I'm a misogynist asshat. All men should be misogynist asshats.
Women are just to provide services to men. They deserve no respect.
I am threatened by women, gay men, democrats (or Democrats) and rich people. I'm scared and hate my life. It's their fault.\"
7/21/2006 4:59:42 AM
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