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[Thread Title and Article: San Francisco OKs Universal Health Plan]

Cool. Our job is to inform all illegal aliens and other riff-raff where they can get free medical.
They'll all go there, the weight of millions of extra people should sink San Francisco peninsula into the ocean and all the sharks will get AIDS.

TheyreAllCommies, American Conservative Forum 32 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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NotMe

No, that will not work.

7/21/2006 12:06:17 PM

Incubusion

The last thing you want are sharks with AIDS. They're worse then sharks with frikken laser beams attatched to their heads.

7/21/2006 12:08:50 PM

Dr. Major

Quick someone warn San Fran!

7/21/2006 1:12:02 PM

NoXion

Is it me, does his username \"TheyreAllCommies\" suggest a sort of swivel-eyed paranoid madness borne out by reading too many Robert Conquest books?

7/21/2006 1:31:33 PM

Blurb

If you live west of the San Andreas fault, I hope you go with them.

Seriously, I visualize this guy sitting alone in a dark basement room, lit only by the monitor light, stroking a gun, and muttering to himself.

7/21/2006 1:46:16 PM

Star Cluster

Yeah, here's the plan, see? Tell all the Mexicans they can get free medical care in S.F., see? All that extra weight sinks S.F., see? The sharks eat the homos and get aids and die, see? Three problems solved in one step, see?

Brilliant work, there TheyreAllComingForMeWithWhiteJackets.

7/21/2006 1:52:07 PM

glyptodon

Love the username. 9_9

7/21/2006 2:10:55 PM

Hadanelith

Paranoia does not serve you well.

7/21/2006 2:22:17 PM

Papabear

An excellent post. It demostrates an amazingly poor grasp of sociology, geology and biology, all in 3 lines.

7/21/2006 2:48:33 PM

Jaxraven

...ok, maybe it's just that I haven't had my coffee yet, but I'm actually curious - CAN sharks get AIDS? I'd have thought they were different enough biologically speaking that it'd be impossible, but I'm a 'lectronics geek, not a nature geek.

7/21/2006 3:03:39 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

It also demonstrates a lack of empathy and humanity - why, exactly, should certain human beings be denied medical aid? Strictly speaking, I suppose they don't pay part of the taxes that supports public health, but then again, I expect the massive losses due to things like people missing appointments and taking up a doctor's time with the common cold or paranoia about bird flu massively outweigh the \"losses\" you'd incur by providing for non-citizens.

If you were a doctor, and some terminally ill illegal alien turned up at your office, possibly dying, would you turn them away? Fuck getting paid, I'd treat him.

7/21/2006 3:06:18 PM

Hadanelith

Brain_In_A_Jar: more than that, you'd be obligated to. Hippocratic Oath, remember?

7/21/2006 4:23:39 PM

Austin

Um... what?

7/21/2006 4:32:24 PM

Austin

Um... what?

7/21/2006 4:32:25 PM

Berny

Seriously, I visualize this guy sitting alone in a dark basement room, lit only by the monitor light, stroking a gun, and muttering to himself. - Blurb

That isn't a gun he's stroking...

7/21/2006 6:23:25 PM

Libkitten

Do some people abuse the health care system? Sure. And not all of them are illegal aliens, by the by. It doesn't mean that we should deny sick people health care.

My dad's a doctor, and he gets heavily screwed because he practices in an area where a lot of people aren't insured and/or can't pay him. Does he move to a new area? No, because he's a doctor and he knows they need care.

7/21/2006 6:53:16 PM

NonHomogenized

\"...ok, maybe it's just that I haven't had my coffee yet, but I'm actually curious - CAN sharks get AIDS? I'd have thought they were different enough biologically speaking that it'd be impossible, but I'm a 'lectronics geek, not a nature geek.\"

No. No way in hell.

7/21/2006 7:25:01 PM

Napoleon the Clown

*Pst*Cold War's over,

Oh, right, shove it.

7/21/2006 7:36:40 PM

Jeremy

It's brilliant! Finally, we'll be able to rid ourselves of that monster from Jaws!

7/21/2006 7:45:36 PM

TDR

there's no way this can be true. No one is that stupid. Sink San Fran? Yep, that's the way it works.

and, as far as I'm aware, only primates can get AIDS.

7/21/2006 9:21:47 PM

Zadic

Ah yes and in the process who cares if all the \"good,\" straight people die with them, because they're all commies, right? Even the 6 year old little girl skipping to school with her bookbag when she is washed away into the ocean because of your cartoonish scheme. Well Wild E. Coyote, do tell us what other plans do you have to defeat the Roadrunner once and for all?

7/21/2006 9:51:03 PM

wolight

Ok, as a marine Bio major, I can tell you that not only will a mostly primate disease will not pass to sharks, even if it did sharks have very powerful immune systems that could probably shake it off in a week or so.

7/21/2006 10:54:07 PM

g-21-lto

Eh whaaa?

7/23/2006 12:04:12 AM

Redhunter

Dipshit.

7/24/2006 8:16:44 AM

DCoke

Sharks like to rape the corpses of AIDs sufferers now?

7/24/2006 2:29:09 PM
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