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This site is dedicated to converting hethen-liberals into God-fearing conservatives who follow the words and wisdom of George W. Bush, reject the ACLU and pro-homosexual agenda. I want to prepare you liberals for conversion and for the coming Rapture. R U Rapture Ready? You better be or you will be left behind.

Alberto Trippe, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [7/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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wolight

Honestly, I would rather be left behind

7/22/2006 2:42:22 AM

Sandman

I have never before seen the words \"George W. Bush\" and \"wisdom\" in the same sentence. I am astounded that it is even possible to use them both; I half expect my computer to implode the moment I press the \"Submit\" button.

Alberto...friend...fellow human, blind faith in anyone or anything is a really bad idea. Think for yourself.

And by the way, the REAL \"God-fearing conservatives\" have abandoned GWB as being too soft, wimpy, pro-gay, and sucking up to the liberals. You are behind the times, man. You aren't even close to the cutting edge of right wing nuttiness anymore.

7/22/2006 2:52:36 AM

CousinTed

Your site is having the opposite intended effect.

7/22/2006 2:59:12 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by Sandman

I have never before seen the words \"George W. Bush\" and \"wisdom\" connected in the same sentence without the use of a negative to show the lack of correlation.

Fixed.

If you can show me a good reason to change my political views, go for it. If the reasoning is sound, I'll be willing to change. It has failed to happen, however. So I think I'll happily continue to support civil rights for all people, and not just those belonging to the right brand of religion.

7/22/2006 3:09:17 AM

mad dog

Yeah, good luck. Boy do you sound convincing. I'm sure that liberals will be lining up at your door just waiting to convert.

7/22/2006 3:17:00 AM

Sandman

Thanks Napoleon, that does read better.

7/22/2006 3:29:08 AM

Hadanelith

If this guy is going to Heaven, I'd rather go to Hell. If this guy is getting Raptured, I'd rather get left behind. If George W. Bush has wisdom, I'd rather be ignorant.

7/22/2006 3:36:55 AM

DragonScholar

This feels like some kind of parody. I hope.

7/22/2006 4:36:36 AM

themann1086

Cult of Personality... didn't God warn against worshiping false idols?

7/22/2006 4:55:57 AM

SPark2001

Ten years from now ...
\"It's coming any day now! You godless heathens will get yours when the time of judgement is at hand!\"

7/22/2006 5:24:50 AM

Amigone201

Does getting taken up by the Rapture mean that I have to spend eternity with people like you?

I'd rather NOT reject the ACLU, thank you very much. I like my civil liberties.

7/22/2006 5:26:39 AM

Papabear

I've never understood the idea that fearing \"God\" is the expected, good behavior of Xians, and yet the Xians always proclaim their \"God\" to be just and loving, in fact, they claim him to be love itself. Why am I supposed to be afraid of that.

Of course, if the Bible is right about the horrors \"God\" commits, then , yes, I should be afraid, but that means that all this \"God\" of love stuff is crap.


\"[W]isdom of George W. Bush\"

Boy, there's a strange phrase.


I don't believe in the \"rapture,\" however, if you'd like to take a long walk on a short pier I will be happy to be left behind.

7/22/2006 6:10:52 AM

NonHomogenized

So... what you're saying is... Rapture Ready is devoted to removing all of the brain except the stem from \"heathen-liberals\", in the hopes that such will be sufficient to drag them down to your own pathetic excuse for a level of intellect?

It's funny, really. Both people like that nutjob, and people like myself, are both hoping for the rapture to actually occur. They, because they... I dunno... want to be whisked away to a land of candy canes and farts that smell like roses, or some shit, and I because I want to be rid of all those batshit insane fucks.

7/22/2006 9:00:07 AM

kkkron

To be honest, I'm OK with being left behind as long as you go.

7/22/2006 9:48:03 AM

jellybean

wolight: \"Honestly, I would rather be left behind\"

Me too!

Who wants a \"left behind\" party? I should prepare, the rapture could be \"anytime\" now ;)

7/22/2006 9:49:25 AM

ProperJob

I'd rather die and suffer eternal torture at the hands of your sadistic sky fairy than be anything like you, Alberto.

7/22/2006 12:13:38 PM

Julian

So basically you're offering individuals a platter with a red pill and a blue pill.

The blue pill is a nice, but relatively harmless set of Omega 3 fatty acids and a bit of endorphin enducing substances.

The red pill you want people to take contains powerful neurotoxins and psychotropic substances.

Have you run this by the FDA?

7/22/2006 1:32:25 PM

whitewater55

www.bushisantichrist.com
Alberto, left behind from what? Please quote the chapter and verse that mentions the \"Rapture\".
I await.

7/22/2006 4:16:36 PM

whitewater55

still waiting...

7/22/2006 4:16:46 PM

whitewater55

bzzzzzzt
The word \"rapture\" is not in the bible, you fucktard.
If you consider GW Bush wise, I fear for America, truly.

7/22/2006 4:18:02 PM

whitewater55

Also, WTF is a \"hethen\"? Sounds a bit like a Scottish flower.

7/22/2006 4:27:30 PM

Berny

If George W Bush is a good Christian, then why did he not turn the other cheek when 9/11 happened?
Why did he invade Iraq when the Iraqis had nothing to do with 9/11, had no weapons of mass destruction, and were unable to attack America in any way?
I thought Christians were supposed to follow the teachings of Jesus Christ?
And for the last time, Jesus was a liberal. Deal with it!

7/22/2006 9:02:46 PM

Napoleon the Clown

I thought Christians were supposed to follow the teachings of Jesus Christ?

That or rewrite the teachings until they're following that version, yeah.

7/22/2006 10:07:53 PM

h2whoa

Can't even spell \"heathen\".

7/23/2006 9:23:39 AM

NotMe

Let's have a after rapture party. I'll get the pot, you guys fix the music, drinks, stuff for the BBQ and we'll have Satan bring the BBQ.

This is going to be one kick ass party.

7/23/2006 9:41:04 AM
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