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Over the last several days a few ill-advised retired Army ooficers have had the nerve to call for the resignation of Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld.

They are misguided - Just like Judas was in his betrayal of our Saviour, Jesus Christ...

Our Lord sent George W. Bush to help bring salvation and the rapture to the sinners of the world. These mis-informed men have beein listening to the devil and will burn in hell for betraying God and his messenger on earth, George W. Bush.

Alberto Trippe, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [7/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Catbert18

*buries face in hands* America's a wonderful country (usually...) and I like living here and all, but when will people realize that the universe does not revolve around us?

7/22/2006 11:58:50 AM

NotMe

The sinners are being raptured? Wasn't it the other way around with all the \"good\" christians getting raptured?

He doesn't even know that small detail about his own flavour of christianity.

7/22/2006 12:49:07 PM

Dante's Virgil

This, people, is why GW is still in office--retards believing he's the second coming of Christ or something.

7/22/2006 1:23:51 PM

Julian

You appear to be missing an 'r', Mr Trippe.

7/22/2006 1:39:06 PM

mad dog

Just wait till they lose their shit when G.W. is no longer in office.

7/22/2006 1:53:27 PM

Evergreen

If bush is god's messenger... then that's the best reason yet for not being a christian.

7/22/2006 2:10:47 PM

Incubusion

There's a couple things the Bush administration is. One of those isn't holy. The other isn't the second coming of some messianic figure manifested as a single government.

When you believe that your government is granted its power by God, then you are blind to all its faults.

7/22/2006 2:28:59 PM

Dante's Virgil

Julian: or you could just remove an extra 'p'.

7/22/2006 2:33:34 PM

dykitty

Boy, the crazy is really racheting up, isn't it?

7/22/2006 2:39:39 PM

JustinGG

So Bush was sent to destroy the world? I knew it!

7/22/2006 2:42:24 PM

Gerard

I have a feeling that page is a parody

http://www.ruraptureready.blogspot.com/

7/22/2006 2:56:30 PM

Papabear

Maybe the retired Army \"ooficers\" are \"God's\" messengers and GWB and Donny Rumsfeld are agents of the anti-Christ. If your \"God\" did send GWB he certainly has poor taste and judgement.


Not Me -- According to at least some passages in the Babble, all people are are sinners, repentent sinners who believe in Jesus as their savior will be taken up to heaven.

7/22/2006 3:03:19 PM

Sandman

OK, this is going a tad too far. Not even by the most liberal (how ironic) and creative interpretation of scripture does GWB in any way qualify as a second messiah.

And if I am a burning-in-hell-heretic and GWB was sent to deliver the \"sinners of the world,\" then he is doing a piss poor job of it. GWB and his policies have done not a single thing to bring people to Christianity. His \"faith based\" inititives are not evangilism, they are a means of transferring the burden of social responsibility off the government and onto private charitable organizations
His foreign policies are doing more to make people around the world hate the USA and hate Christianity than anything in history since the Crusades.

Oh, but perhaps you meant he is serving as God's arm of vengence upon the infidels...no, I see you said \"salvation.\" Sorry, your own statement proves the lie: GWB is not interested in the salvation of anything except the Republican party.

7/22/2006 3:06:23 PM

Anti-Goth

Please tell me this is fake.



SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE!!

7/22/2006 3:19:10 PM

themann1086

oh sweet raptor jesus... they think Bush is a prophet...

7/22/2006 3:27:26 PM

whitewater55

Check out www.bushisantichrist.com.

7/22/2006 4:10:59 PM

Napoleon the Clown

If there is a God, this is parordy. If.

7/22/2006 4:24:50 PM

ND

SO, George W Bush is the Messiah?
Does that mean we can crucify him?

7/22/2006 5:05:32 PM

Libkitten

What and insult to their god to claim that of all the men and women in the world he could have picked to be his messengers, he picked that cabinet. God apparently screwed that one up a little.

For the record, little politicians claiming to have spoken to God and to be hand-chosen by him doesn't make it true.

And comparing Rumsfeld to Jesus? Ew.

7/22/2006 6:01:57 PM

[url=http://www.amon-hen.com]rlrr[/url]

Our Lord sent George W. Bush

Your Lord can have him back...

7/22/2006 6:11:52 PM

mkb

I really think it's a troll.

7/22/2006 7:55:55 PM

Berny

Read your fucking Bible! Nothing this retarded administration has done bears any resemblance to salvation or the works of God.
The works of Satan, on the other hand, are well represented.

7/22/2006 8:52:08 PM

jesus_told_me_to_kill

!!!!THE RAPTURE HAS BEGUN!!!!SO FAR IT IS MOSTLY WHITES IN SOUTH CAROLINA A FEW BLACKS ABOUT FIFTY NO JEWS AND EIGHT MUSLIMS A QUARTER OF THE WHITE IN GEORGIA

7/22/2006 9:01:44 PM

ProperJob

This seems to be trolling to me. Not even the fundies are stupid enough to fall for Bush's 'charms'.

7/22/2006 9:19:26 PM

Gerard

Anti-Goth:
<<SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE!!>>

It's a fake.

7/22/2006 10:01:56 PM
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