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#55175
Catbert18
*buries face in hands* America's a wonderful country (usually...) and I like living here and all, but when will people realize that the universe does not revolve around us?
7/22/2006 11:58:50 AM
#55182
NotMe
The sinners are being raptured? Wasn't it the other way around with all the \"good\" christians getting raptured?
He doesn't even know that small detail about his own flavour of christianity.
7/22/2006 12:49:07 PM
#55184
Dante's Virgil
This, people, is why GW is still in office--retards believing he's the second coming of Christ or something.
7/22/2006 1:23:51 PM
#55188
Julian
You appear to be missing an 'r', Mr Trippe.
7/22/2006 1:39:06 PM
#55190
mad dog
Just wait till they lose their shit when G.W. is no longer in office.
7/22/2006 1:53:27 PM
#55191
Evergreen
If bush is god's messenger... then that's the best reason yet for not being a christian.
7/22/2006 2:10:47 PM
#55192
Incubusion
There's a couple things the Bush administration is. One of those isn't holy. The other isn't the second coming of some messianic figure manifested as a single government.
When you believe that your government is granted its power by God, then you are blind to all its faults.
7/22/2006 2:28:59 PM
#55194
Dante's Virgil
Julian: or you could just remove an extra 'p'.
7/22/2006 2:33:34 PM
#55195
dykitty
Boy, the crazy is really racheting up, isn't it?
7/22/2006 2:39:39 PM
#55196
JustinGG
So Bush was sent to destroy the world? I knew it!
7/22/2006 2:42:24 PM
#55197
Gerard
I have a feeling that page is a parody
http://www.ruraptureready.blogspot.com/
7/22/2006 2:56:30 PM
#55200
Papabear
Maybe the retired Army \"ooficers\" are \"God's\" messengers and GWB and Donny Rumsfeld are agents of the anti-Christ. If your \"God\" did send GWB he certainly has poor taste and judgement.
Not Me -- According to at least some passages in the Babble, all people are are sinners, repentent sinners who believe in Jesus as their savior will be taken up to heaven.
7/22/2006 3:03:19 PM
#55201
Sandman
OK, this is going a tad too far. Not even by the most liberal (how ironic) and creative interpretation of scripture does GWB in any way qualify as a second messiah.
And if I am a burning-in-hell-heretic and GWB was sent to deliver the \"sinners of the world,\" then he is doing a piss poor job of it. GWB and his policies have done not a single thing to bring people to Christianity. His \"faith based\" inititives are not evangilism, they are a means of transferring the burden of social responsibility off the government and onto private charitable organizations
His foreign policies are doing more to make people around the world hate the USA and hate Christianity than anything in history since the Crusades.
Oh, but perhaps you meant he is serving as God's arm of vengence upon the infidels...no, I see you said \"salvation.\" Sorry, your own statement proves the lie: GWB is not interested in the salvation of anything except the Republican party.
7/22/2006 3:06:23 PM
#55204
Anti-Goth
Please tell me this is fake.
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE!!
7/22/2006 3:19:10 PM
#55205
themann1086
oh sweet raptor jesus... they think Bush is a prophet...
7/22/2006 3:27:26 PM
#55210
whitewater55
Check out www.bushisantichrist.com.
7/22/2006 4:10:59 PM
#55215
Napoleon the Clown
If there is a God, this is parordy. If.
7/22/2006 4:24:50 PM
#55221
ND
SO, George W Bush is the Messiah?
Does that mean we can crucify him?
7/22/2006 5:05:32 PM
#55228
Libkitten
What and insult to their god to claim that of all the men and women in the world he could have picked to be his messengers, he picked that cabinet. God apparently screwed that one up a little.
For the record, little politicians claiming to have spoken to God and to be hand-chosen by him doesn't make it true.
And comparing Rumsfeld to Jesus? Ew.
7/22/2006 6:01:57 PM
#55231
[url=http://www.amon-hen.com]rlrr[/url]
Our Lord sent George W. Bush
Your Lord can have him back...
7/22/2006 6:11:52 PM
#55259
mkb
I really think it's a troll.
7/22/2006 7:55:55 PM
#55268
Berny
Read your fucking Bible! Nothing this retarded administration has done bears any resemblance to salvation or the works of God.
The works of Satan, on the other hand, are well represented.
7/22/2006 8:52:08 PM
#55272
jesus_told_me_to_kill
!!!!THE RAPTURE HAS BEGUN!!!!SO FAR IT IS MOSTLY WHITES IN SOUTH CAROLINA A FEW BLACKS ABOUT FIFTY NO JEWS AND EIGHT MUSLIMS A QUARTER OF THE WHITE IN GEORGIA
7/22/2006 9:01:44 PM
#55277
ProperJob
This seems to be trolling to me. Not even the fundies are stupid enough to fall for Bush's 'charms'.
7/22/2006 9:19:26 PM
#55283
Gerard
Anti-Goth:
<<SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE!!>>
It's a fake.
7/22/2006 10:01:56 PM
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