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Same sex unions can result in extintion of children. A woman can't make babies with a woman. A man can't make babies with a man. It's like two screws can't go together. A screw can only go to a bolt. It's ironic for a dude to want a man as his lover, yet play the female role. Also, it's sad for a woman to like only girls, yet want her female lover to play the male role. So sad that girls would strap a fake penis on herself and a dude having his anus bleeding from receiving anal sex. You anus should be used for pooping, not receiving anal sex. Also, the sperm attracts the egg, not the sperm.

Minister Jus, myspace 59 Comments [7/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Martha P.

\"It's like two screws can't go together. A screw can only go to a bolt.\"

However...

eta: here's the rest of the story...

7/22/2006 10:34:23 PM

NotMe

Also, the sperm attracts the egg, not the sperm.


This is why men and women weren't allowed to dance within 2 feet of each other back in the day. All those eggs being attracted to sprm left to many women with holes in the body bleeding all over the dancefloor.

7/22/2006 10:37:57 PM

JohnRaptor

Somehow I doubt that less than 10% of the population not having babies would \"result in extintion of children.\"

7/22/2006 10:38:01 PM

ProperJob

Again with the anal fixation. Do they not realise that many heterosexual couples practice anal?

7/22/2006 10:40:48 PM

Ben

\"A screw can only go to a bolt\"

What?

7/22/2006 10:41:36 PM

Catbert18

Originally posted by Martha P.

However...


That's sweet.

7/22/2006 10:45:21 PM

Dante's Virgil

It's ironic for a dude to want a man as his lover, yet play the female role.

I can't get past this part. It's ironic? Gay sex is ironic?

7/22/2006 10:47:38 PM

g-21-lto

Congratulations, you've successfully learned the primary purpose of several organs in the human body. Won't your health/sex ed teacher be proud? Next on the agenda:

Explain exactly why these organs must only be used for their primary \"purposes\".

Explain why the various things you call \"sad\" should be considered as such.

Do this and you will have gotten farther than probably 99% of people before you who have argued in this vein.

7/22/2006 10:48:22 PM

Libkitten

Even in the event that every single man and woman ON THE PLANET were gay, I don't think we'd allow the species to die out.

There are billions of people on this planet that are all too happy to have babies. Try again.

7/22/2006 10:51:41 PM

g-21-lto

Double post, my bad!

7/22/2006 10:53:18 PM

JohnRaptor

\"Do they not realise that many heterosexual couples practice anal?\"

And not all homosexual couples do. I've met at least one guy (read: gay guy) who was absolutely disgusted by anal.

7/22/2006 11:24:21 PM

impy

Wow. So many things the good Minister doesn't understand the nature of: the reproductive system, artificial or aided insemination, the predominance of heterosexuality in the general population, lesbian sex, lesbian and gay-male sexual roles, anal sex, even freaking hardware. I think the poor man deserves a cup of tea and a lie-down in a nice padded room somewhere.

7/22/2006 11:31:08 PM

David D.G.

The sperm ATTRACTS the egg? Is he now making up his own laws of biophysics?


~David D.G.

7/22/2006 11:33:47 PM

mkb

Sorry to rain on your parade, but a woman can make a baby with another woman, it just takes some skills and the right equipment.

7/23/2006 12:17:53 AM

Bone_Vulture

What the hell is up with the constant \"role\" angle?

7/23/2006 1:00:55 AM

Coffee

\"The sperm attracts the egg\"? The egg attracts the sperm, idiot, that's why sperms have those little tails to propel themselves.

And Bone_Vulture, fundies have very fixed ideas about gender roles: men are dominant, women are submissive, and that's the only relationship God allows. Fundies shoehorn gay men and lesbians into these roles because they can't conceive of anything else.

7/23/2006 1:38:33 AM

Bone_Vulture

Quite likely correct, Coffee.

7/23/2006 2:16:05 AM

Talisman

\"It's like two screws can't go together. A screw can only go to a bolt.\"

Speaking of screws, I think you have one loose.

7/23/2006 2:17:34 AM

Nekhbet

Hey toots, A bolt is a screw with no point, what the fuck are you trying to say? Perhaps you mean a nut and a bolt? Sounds good to me, you get to be the nut. Or is it that you have no real point? Why don't these yahoos realize that some of us dykes don't want their lovers to play the male role, nor do we want to play the male role. There doesn't have to be a male and female role in the relationship.

7/23/2006 2:41:39 AM

Abaddon

Pretty much the same rant as this Something Awful Comedy Goldmine.

7/23/2006 2:44:29 AM

awhell

\"Same sex unions can result in extintion of children.\"

GOOD.

7/23/2006 2:57:02 AM

Hadanelith

Your lack of understanding saddens me.

7/23/2006 2:58:38 AM

Kyle

Why is it that these nuts think that if we accept homosexual unions and relationships, all heterosexual unions and relationships will subsequently disappear? Is being straight really such a burden for these people?

7/23/2006 3:23:00 AM

Star Cluster

impy, exactly what I was thinking. Good post.

7/23/2006 4:25:24 AM

themann1086

Haha, I love how anti-gay fundies obsess over the mechanics of gay sex. Nothing psychologically revealing at all...

7/23/2006 5:48:12 AM
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