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Marijuana is the Gateway Drug.

And Darwin is the Gateway Science.

First it's evolution. Then comes plate tectonics and the Big-Bang. Then comes Athiesm. Then comes self-loathing and misanthropy, which leads to elitism and superiority complexes. The resulting social ostracization leads to homoeroticism and other perversions. The insatiable demand for money to fund extravagances coupled with the sloth that accompanies the welfare check creates a visceral hatred of capitalism. Finally, the abuser is no longer able to feel for his country and multiculturalism takes over. The transformation is complete.

I've seen it happen again and again.

Logos, talk.origins 93 Comments [7/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Jeremy

WTF?!

7/23/2006 2:04:34 AM

Talisman

\"Then comes self-loathing and misanthropy, which leads to elitism and superiority complexes.\"

Self loathing leads to a superiority complex? So, I hate myself therefor I must be better than you. It could just be me but that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Not that the rest of your post does either ...

7/23/2006 2:09:46 AM

She-Wolf

Then comes self-loathing and misanthropy, which leads to elitism and superiority complexes.

Actually, my dear Logos, that is the most accurate description of what Paul was suffering from, for instance... plus the epileptic attacks, later dubbed \"god's inspiration\" or some such.

Finally, the abuser is no longer
able to feel for his country and multiculturalism takes over.


And that is wrong how, exactly? Please take your little imaginary lines on the ground you call borders and stuff them and be leaving the rest of us alone.

7/23/2006 2:22:24 AM

awhell

stop ya messin' around.

7/23/2006 2:55:03 AM

Dante's Virgil

So...pot leads to atheism???

And then atheism leads to welfare???

Strange, I've yet to see this happen once.

7/23/2006 3:00:17 AM

Hadanelith

This slope is so slippery that it is zero friction. The nonsense is apalling.

7/23/2006 3:08:18 AM

Kyle

Oh man, are you guys telling me you've never had the distinct pleasure of reading Logos' stories? Everyone here should search for his posts on talk.origins; they're a blast.

\"Tears of rage\"

7/23/2006 3:18:22 AM

Talisman

Originally posted by \"

Oh man, are you guys telling me you've never had the distinct pleasure of reading Logos' stories? Everyone here should search for his posts on talk.origins; they're a blast.

Never heard of him before. Apparently judging by this submission I should be thankful of that fact.

7/23/2006 3:31:46 AM

Star Cluster

Then comes Athiesm. Then comes self-loathing and misanthropy,...

If this isn't as ass-backwards as it can be. Theists, especially Christians, are the ones that are always \"Oh, nobody is worthy of the kingdom of God\" and \"I'm a sinner, and I can't save myself, I need Jesus.\" This is self-loathing of the highest order. But they also do have a superiority complex when they compare themselves to someone of a different religious persuasion or of no religious belief at all, because THEY'LL be going to heaven while everybody else roasts in Hell.

Logos' statement is entirely false, obviously. I, personally, feel much better about myself now that I am an atheist than I did when I was a Christian. I know that if I want anything done in my life, I'm the one that has to do it instead of relying on some imaginary sky fairy to step up.

7/23/2006 4:16:09 AM

Nicole

If p then q, but q implies atheism, which comes from 4. 4 implies nonsense out of my ass.

Yay for horrible fundie logic!

7/23/2006 4:18:50 AM

Swordsman

When slippery slope is used with non-sequitur...

7/23/2006 5:53:16 AM

mr.morrison

for your information man, marijuana is one of gods beloved creations too. and your beloved savior jesus, used cannabis. the word Christ come from Christened. back then, when you got christened, you got drenched in oil made from cannabis. you would then smoke it to get a religious experiance with god.

so weed is good. LEGALIZE! dont you think its a bit unatural to make something natural illegal? and if you believe in god, wouldnt you say its evil to make one of gods creations illegal? diddnt god say that he made everything and EVERYTHING is good?

7/23/2006 6:19:38 AM

All knowing

GOSH, THESE PEOPLE WITH WELFARE CHECKS SURE DO DONATE TO CHURCHS OFTEN.

Oh wait, you don't understand shit. THANKS.

7/23/2006 6:21:03 AM

Papabear

According to your Bible, Jesus commanded that the faithful be self-loathing.

In some ways I'm in favor of \"elitism.\" I want the smart people with good will and good sense to be in charge, not the bottom of the barrel group in charge now.

In my youth I smoked more than my share of pot, but it never led me into \"homo-eroticism or to greed or to sloth or to welfare or a hatred of capitalism. Led me to the munchies and nap time, mostly.


Stupidity is the gateway to Xianity. Xianity leads to lowering of the already low I.Q.. This leads to fundementalism which leads to the final bottoming out of the I.Q. somewhere below room temperature but above his/her shoe size. The transformation is complete.

7/23/2006 6:29:53 AM

Scott

Originally posted by Genesis 1:29

\"And God said, \"Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit; you shall have them for food.\"


There is edible pot, isn't there?

7/23/2006 6:54:18 AM

Libkitten

So because I think evolution is a reputable theory... I will become a self-loathing gay athiest. Got it.

I know a great many Christians who believe in evolution, dorko.

7/23/2006 7:44:58 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by Logos

Marijuana is the Gateway Drug.

No, it isn't.

And Darwin is the Gateway Science.

Um, okay...

First it's evolution. Then comes plate tectonics and the Big-Bang. Then comes Athiesm. Then comes self-loathing and misanthropy, which leads to elitism and superiority complexes.

No, not always.

The resulting social ostracization leads
to homoeroticism and other perversions. The insatiable demand for money to fund extravagances coupled with the sloth that accompanies the welfare check creates a visceral hatred of capitalism. Finally, the abuser is no longer
able to feel for his country and multiculturalism takes over. The transformation is complete.

I've seen it happen again and again.

Arguementum ad Rectum.

7/23/2006 9:00:25 AM

NotMe

I know a guy who is 27 (we used to work at the same store), he smoked pot since his 14th and doesn't do pills or stuff that needs injecting (ruling out just about all hard drugs), so if pot is a gateway drug, how long does it take to go from pot to hard drugs?

And wanting to have money makes you hate capitalism, right. Just how backwards can a person be.

7/23/2006 9:22:02 AM

Kittenkissies

i like multicultural blends. They really get me stoned.

7/23/2006 9:47:45 AM

Ice

Heh... and ancient Greeks were well known for their evolution research.

And had no gays whatsoever...

7/23/2006 9:50:03 AM

Bone_Vulture

Logos he isn't.

7/23/2006 10:45:51 AM

anon

Plate tectonics is worse than evolution? That's a new one for me.

7/23/2006 10:45:56 AM

Rob

This actually sounds completely reasonable.

7/23/2006 12:07:27 PM

CT

I sliding down that slope just through reading it, it's that damned slippery...

7/23/2006 12:16:51 PM

g-21-lto

Accept evolution -> turn gay
Accept evolution -> become a communist

This is nearly perfect in both its fundie-ness and its stupidity. Along the way to the big finish, it also manages to lampoon plate tectonics and the big bang theory -- theories with so many mountains' worth (Ha! Ha!) of evidence going for them that I question whether Logos is from this planet -- implies that atheists are elitists with superiority complexes, and rounds it all off with a stab at multiculturalism.

\"I've seen it happen again and again.\"

Oh, I'm sure.

7/23/2006 4:25:21 PM
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