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God isn't trying to scare anybody. He doesn't have to. He just kills everybody who doesn't agree with Him. When Our Lady and the Saints try to warn people, they are not trying to scare anybody — they are just trying to warn people. But me? I don't care. So I'm just trying to scare you. But God? Just as soon kill you as look at you. He's way beyond caring what people think. Do you care what ants and roaches think?

Leo Volont, Atheist Network Message Board 28 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Salvador

Up yours, fucktard.

5/15/2007 4:23:05 PM

Sideshow Bob

Greetings Leo. I'm from what you would consider the future. The 21st century. Such extreme tactics are no longer routine in the Lord's arsenal, weren't even THAT extreme then, and have not been since the times of the OT.

5/15/2007 4:28:19 PM

szenah

Your God is a worse tyrant than any human tyrant that ever existed, and you still worship him?

5/15/2007 5:03:50 PM

Julian

Wow Leo. I'm kind of tempted to kill you myself just so I don't have to listen to your drivel... (especially if you're thinking about breeding)

Does that make me some kind of minor deity?

5/15/2007 6:04:05 PM

Spherical Cube

If god doesn't care what I think then why is he getting in such a mood over me worshipping him?

5/26/2007 7:21:02 PM

anti-nonsense

so basically, your god is a homicidal maniac?

5/26/2007 7:26:44 PM

Laurel

Quoting the Video Pirates: \"I'm soooooooooo scared.\"

5/27/2007 2:20:06 PM

Sophomore

If he doesn't care what we think why does he want us to believe in him?

5/27/2007 2:54:15 PM

richard skidmark

Kill?
Your imaginary friend hasn't even shown up to KISS MY ASS!

5/27/2007 3:03:55 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Your god is a bully, and you are a bully's toady.

1/1/2009 9:32:43 PM

J.T.

God isn't trying to scare anybody. He doesn't have to. He just kills everybody who doesn't agree with Him.

And we should worship him because...?

5/7/2009 12:54:19 PM

Apatheist

So the only difference between me and God is I haven't tried to kill everyone?

7/14/2011 5:33:31 PM

Anon2

He's way beyond caring what people think. Do you care what ants and roaches think?

Interesting that this Fundie is comparing humans to ants and roaches. I assume that this fundie fumes with anger when he hears about evolution and that man descended from earlier primates, and he sees evolution as "degrading".

But besides that point: When this "god" doesn't care at all, why must I worship or "believe" in him? Do we care whether ants and roaches "believe" in us? Do we care about any "worship" of ants or roaches? Should "god" really exist, then he is surely infinitely more grandiose, infinitely more overwhelming than this pathetic loser described in the bible.

7/15/2011 3:36:21 AM

agentCDE

Hey, Leo, wanna know something funny? Shit like this is why I'm an atheist.

7/15/2011 12:21:55 PM

JSS

{Do you care what ants and roaches think?}

No. I also don't have any desire for them to worship me. And yet your god...

5/5/2012 3:43:03 PM

Iczer-four

so then i guess your god is a Psycho asshole who should never be worshiped.

why should i worship an asshole?

FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID HATEFUL PSYCHO GOD!

5/5/2012 8:16:12 PM

Tempus

So the only reason you can think of to worship your god is because He'll kill you then resurrect you to torture you forever if you don't?

Why would anyone want to worship that?


5/6/2012 3:00:42 AM

Mikgof

If God actually existed then we'd have to fight him. If the Bible is to be believed, then he is a genocidal, psychopathic tyrant. They would be no hope for anyone in the long run. Hypothetically speaking, anyone capable of thought would eventually end up in hell. If people truly, in their heart of hearts, believed in this God, then they'd either have to be genocidal psychopaths themselves, or they'd be doing their damnedest to destroy God.

5/6/2012 3:24:58 AM



No, I don't care what ants and roaches think, which is why I won't kill everyone of them that doesn't agree with me.

4/4/2013 7:06:03 AM

JW

Gawd "kills everybody who doesn't agree" yet no one ever even sees him. So gawd is like an internet tough guy?

4/4/2013 7:09:53 AM

Anon-e-moose

I don't go around killing ants & cockroaches; they don't bother me, I don't bother them. Live and let live.

But I do annihilate unjustifiable fundie arguments, blasting them out of the space-time continuum,.

Your call, Mr. V(i)olent.

4/4/2013 7:32:52 AM

Blarghonius

You see no problem with this arrangement. What the fuck is wrong with you?

4/4/2013 3:37:57 PM

Anon-e-moose

"God isn't trying to scare anybody. He doesn't have to. He just kills everybody who doesn't agree with Him."

Therefore your biblegod = Kim Jong-uh?

He's not trying to scare anybody. Certainly right now. [/hyper-sarcasm] And he just kills everybody who doesn't agree with him.

"Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a God superior to themselves. Most Gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child."

-Robert A. Heinlein

Those in Pyongyang think their Eternal President Kim Il-sung is God. Your call, Leo V(i)olent.

4/5/2013 4:54:08 AM

Ebon

And you worship this monster?

11/20/2014 6:20:34 AM



I guess the "all-loving" and "all-merciful" part is bullshit then?

What about the rest of your holy book? Is that all bullshit too?

11/20/2014 6:43:20 AM
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