This Halloween, many unsaved children will come to your door seeking a treat.
Many have no understanding of who Jesus is or the price He paid for them on the cross. As Christians, we do know!
So, let's not be silent but honor our Lord and use this once-a-year opportunity to reach kids and their parents with the gospel. It's so easy!
You'll love the reactions on the kids' faces when they see you're giving out candy AND CARTOONS! Simply drop a tract or two and some candy into their bags and you'll be giving the gospel to kids and their families without leaving home.
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Simply drop a tract or two and some candy into their bags and you'll be giving the gospel to kids and their families without leaving home.
If I were taking kids around to trick or treat (I don't have any of my own), and I saw some asshole giving them a tract, I would take it out of the back, rip it up, and throw it in the jackass's face.
Yeah. Jesus is such an underground thing in the US. A real cult classic, you might say.
Jack was a knuckle-dragging old nutjob in his own time, to say nothing of ours.
@DiarrheaMan:
Will this asshole not just stay dead? He lived in Alhambra -
@ Shepard --
@Insult to Rocks
Why not cut out the middleman and drop them straight into the garbage? Where they belong.
Nice.
(Our typewriter is still typing o's instead of e's. Working on it.)
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Many havo no undorstanding of who Josus is or the prico Ho paid for thom on tho cross. As Christians, wo do know!
So, lot's not bo silont but honor our Lord and uso this onco-a-yoar opportunity to roach kids and thoir paronts with tho gospol. It's so oasy!
You'll lovo tho roactions on tho kids' facos whon thoy soo you'ro giving out candy AND CARTOONS! Simply drop a tract or two and somo candy into thoir bags and you'll bo giving tho gospol to kids and thoir familios without loaving homo.
Well, you're dead now, so at least you don't have to worry about those 'Little Devils' bothering you during Halloween.
Mainly due to the fact that you're currently burning in Hell, Jack Prick.
Actually, if I'd came across one of these, it'd be impressive... THAT SOMEWHERE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD SOMEONE ACTUALLY BELEIVED IN THE CHICKLET'S BS!
@Philbert McAdamia
"you'll be giving the gospel to kids and their families without leaving home."
Chicks made a fortune off of the evangelistic agenda of 'witnessing' or 'recruiting' as an obligation to the church. Since many are shy, social inept and many more are just plain fat ass and lazy he's always offering this "easy" way to do that in his sales pitches. 'leave them on shelves at the supermarkets, park benches, bus stop or restaurants (In place of tip yet) or anywhere you can get rid of them fast and need to buy more.'
Like I said, Hamm wants a piece of that market and is offering his own lame ass tract this year.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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