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Okay, other than the bit about the world after the end in Revelation, where does this "Heaven is a Gated Community" shit come from? And how is it "extreme vetting" if the book pretty much says "Believe and don't be a dick"? Is it extreme because dicks that post stuff like this are ignoring the second part of that, or because they feel like adding a bunch of shit to it?
Pretty sure the Jesus had quite a bit to say on helping those in need and being neighborly. The only person I can think of that was bigger on "don't be a dick, do right by people, and help where you can" was Fred Rodgers.
Wait...
Was Mr. Rodgers the second coming and people just missed it?
The long-awaited answer to the long standing question, WWJV? (Who would Jesus vet?)
The fundies have the answer, as always.
...meanwhile, at Judaism's Holy of Holies in Jerusalem:
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Also, Romans 11:26-32. Especially 11:30-32.
I guess we are all Jews, then.
Also II:
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It's the only Wall he'll ever see.
Funny, I seem to remember someone in the Bible saying we should welcome strangers because we were all strangers in a strange land.
And as others have pointed out, the Pearly Gates aren't mentioned or described in the Bible. I also seem to remember something about not adding to the Bible.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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