Islam vrs. Christianity
if it came down to it all the muslims vrs all the christians who would win. also what would the jews do? it think the christians will start off with a problem there are way toooo many sects of Christianity. will the chatolics and protestants work together what about the exterme sects like the mormans? whould there be some internal fighting in the religious war along with the external fighting? whats everyones onpionons.
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Your post is painful to read. 'Toooo' is never an acceptable word. The world is not a version of a WWF cagematch, so your premise is faulty. Stick to hypothetical situations like, "Who would win between Superman and the Hulk?".
1. Do you have fucking Parkinson's? Your keyboards stuttering.
How old is this person? Seven?
My opinion is that you should learn to spell, and then study a lot: geography, geopolitics, history, religions (critically), sociology, anthropology, a bit of economy,... Then perhaps you'll find a non-fucktarded answer (perhaps).
Well, to honesty respond to your idiotic question, and ignoring the fact that I've never heard of "Chatolics" (which I assume are catholics made of chocolate or something)...
"chatolics?" Are these Xians addicted to talking?
The true Christians would certainly lose in any military or violent confrontation. Turning the other cheek and doing good to those who hate you are not taught at West Point.
Stick to hypothetical situations like, "Who would win between Superman and the Hulk?". Crisis on Infinite Earths ?
Pre-Crisis Superman could push the Earth into different orbits and fly through the core of the Sun unscathed, after all.
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. Sandman, the Muslims wouldn't be too much better off, the Sunnis and Shi'ites would soon turn on each other, but at least they'd get the Christians first.
Not to mention, tracer, that he could close black holes, and sneeze out solar systems, not to mention bronze age Superman, All - Star Superman, Superman with the Sword of Truth, and Superman Prime. It remains to be seen exactly which version is canon, however, after Infinite Crisis. Though, even Post - Crisis Superman would win, because he is simply much faster than the Hulk and could just throw him into space. Unless, of course, it was one of the more powerful versions of the Hulk like Devil Hulk, Guilt Hulk, or Hulk with the Uni - power.
Maybe they'll be so busy fighting each other that the rest of the world can move on and accomplish things.
Reminds me of this comic:
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Well, an elephant already beat forty-two midgets in plane-pulling. What's the midget-to-scientologist conversion rate?
I'd say about five scientologists for one midget.
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