(This is a shoplifter trying to justify stealing)
The working class has a right to the entire earth and all of the things they produce with it, by virtue of their labor. The bourgeoisie, the ruling, exploiting class, does not work, but merely lives off the labor of others. Fuck their profits. They deserve none of it. It isn't theft; it's merely taking back what the oppressor has stolen from us.
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If you have "labored", you've been paid. Pay for your own items in the store, because I don't want to have to (1) pay higher prices because you've ripped them off, or (2) pay your keep in jail.
Ah, the Marxist argument.
Sorry Waldon999, you live in a capitalist society. You gotta follow the rules. Go to the communist compounds in Israel or elsewhere if you want to live like a communist.
I didn't submit this but I've been watching r/shoplifting for a while. I would like to think I've arrested some of them myself. Unfortunately that would be statistically unlikely.
Either way I hope to be meeting more Waldon999s in Sainsbury's soon.
/r/shoplifting
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What if Robin Hood got the worst modern-day adaption ever?
Obviously, Friar Tuck becomes a Wotans Kriecher expy.
Well, that works, actually. Since we know, the bourgeoisie will gladly allow the losses to be taken out of their profits, so the workers don't suffer. Sure, they'll decrease their profit margin to pay for the higher security, the stop-loss workers, without passing the costs on to other workers...
No, no, you're ONLY hurting the ruling exploiters with your surgical strike against their interests.
And the people who work there, that suffer for your shenanigans? The workers who produced those products and will not see a return? Those working class schmucks who'd really like to eat tonight? That's who you're hurting, fuckface.
Sure, I sometimes claim a donut is a telera roll to get a lower price, but I still can't believe there are shoplifters PROUD of what they're doing. At least I'm still making a purchase.
Also, has anyone who isn't hopelessly pretentious used the word "bourgeoisie" since the French Revolution?
Yes, because fuck the people that produced the things you're stealing, fuck the people that acquired the resources, and fuck the people that brought it to where you could steal it. All of those working-class people don't count, right?
Some people clearly don't understand all of the labor that goes into getting things from "raw material" to "in a store". This is just a flimsy excuse to be a thieving dick.
Confused?
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