When i heard Him say that, i began watching Him very closely and i can honestly say that i never saw Jesus abort a baby once. Never even heard about something like that happening with the Lord. i did, however, hear about a child being raised from the dead at His command.
But if you want to get technical, He cursed a fig tree, and when the madness takes me i see the tree alive - yet corrupt and fruitless - and He killed it.
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Get your story straight. The alleged Son of God cursed a fig tree for not having any fruit out of season . Meanwhile he was able to turn water into wine at a wedding, and we're told he multiplied loaves and fishes to feed a multitude. So how come he just didn't have the tree bring forth fruit?
Because he didn't exist, that's why, and the whole story's been made up.
As to the abortion stupidity quoted above, if Jesus has never aborted a baby, what's responsible for spontaneous abortions? You fundie retards are always so quick to attribute divine intervention on every single event on this planet?
Why not that one too? Since more pregnancies end in miscarriages within the first trimester than are terminated by human medical intervention, I'd say God is a bigger abortionist than any doctor I've heard of.
I can honestly say that I never saw Jesus do anything at all. Of course, according to the Bible, he created hell where billions are tormented for eternity, but I do agree with you, I never saw Jesus abort a pregnancy.
I think the madness is taking you more often than you realize.
Dude, I saw Jesus, like, smoke away my entire stash of hash in five minutes. Though he pronounced his name Hay-soos. He was bitchin' man.[/Stoner]
What can I say?
Oops! Thanks, Papabear. How embarassing to know less scripture than a fundie. They usually haven't read much of the babble. (If they read and studied it more, there would be a lot less of them - and a lot more atheists.)
I can honestly say that I never saw Jesus do anything at all. Of course, according to the Bible, he created hell where billions are tormented for eternity,
I thought that was supposed to be God the Father who created Hell, while Jesus (pre-incarnate, of course) just stood around and watched.
Or was Jesus supposed to be identical with God before His incarnation?
Darn it, I never could get the hang of this whole 3-in-1 Oil thing.
And fig trees are being tormented by god troughout the bible. God hates figs.
You mean all this time, Fred Phelps has merely been misreading "figs" with the wrong vowel?
"i can honestly say that i never saw Jesus abort a baby once"
that did it for me. What is this guy doing, hiding out in Jesus' shrubbery or something, waiting for him to call his flock 'you princes of Israel, you kings of Damascus'?
When he says "When i heard Him say that," the "that" is a quote from the gospel of John that has absolutely nothing to do with abortion, raising children from the dead or the fig tree incident.
The whole post is non sequitur city.
...i can honestly say that i never saw Jesus abort a baby once.
Of course not. Jesus would never abort a baby. Who the hell would get an abortion from a carpenter??!
Madness?
THIS! IS! INTERNET!
*kicks*
Confused?
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