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Solid, irrefutable evidence proves that there are lethal consequences to engaging in the defining features of male homosexuality—that is, promiscuity.

Nathan Bradfield, The Wide Awakes 21 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Dante's Virgil

\"The Wide Awakes\"? Sounds to me like \"Eyes Wide Shut\".

7/29/2006 9:31:05 PM

Sierra

Looks like we even have to add the word 'defining' to the Fundie Word Redefinition Project.

7/29/2006 9:38:18 PM

Ice

Now would be a good time to name it.

7/29/2006 9:56:27 PM

Papabear

Don't be such an asshat, Nathan. Promiscuity is the defining trait of a slut. Men having sexual attraction to other men is the defining trait of male homosexuality. That much ought to be patently obvious to even the dullest conservatard.

Equally obvious is that homosexuality is not lethal. It's unsafe sex, homosexual or heterosexual, that can have lethal consequences.

7/29/2006 10:48:53 PM

Napoleon the Clown

And what's your source for this?

7/29/2006 10:53:45 PM

Incubusion

Everyone loves sex. Promiscuity isn't inherent in homosexuality more than heterosexuality. It's more or less up to the person how much meaningless sex they want to have.

As for lethal consequences... what are you talking about? Homosexuality has as much of a chance of killing you as heterosexuality.

7/29/2006 11:27:08 PM

Irrational Entity

I am not a male homosexual? Odd, I could have sworn...

7/30/2006 12:21:18 AM

Zipperback

Unprotected anal sex is more likley to transmit HIV than unprotected vaginal sex so I'd say there is some greater inherent risk to male homosexulaity.

On the other hand promiscuity is NOT inherent or \"defining\".

7/30/2006 2:03:20 AM

Hadanelith

\"Solid, irrefutable evidence\"

I refute it, for it doesn't exist.

7/30/2006 2:29:21 AM

Julian

Wow - don't let the \"Bill Clinton is gay because he fucks chicks\" guy hear this...

Narcissistic and Promiscuous = gay huh. Wow, are there any straight celebrities?

7/30/2006 2:48:07 AM

Acme Troll Services

Nathan Bradfield has a key point here. There is solid and irrefutable evidence that homosexuality is a mental illness and leads to outrageous promiscuity. There was even a study done that proved it, but the study was never published. The author of the study demanded to remain anonymous, but said: \"Although my study would have proved that homosexuality is a mental illness and causes horrible damage to society, I'm afraid I can't publish it. I've been threatened by the evil gay agenda several times, and I fear for myself and for my loving, normal, heterosexual family.\" Even without that study, it's common sense that homosexuality is wrong. For one thing, it says so in the Bible. Second, homosexuality is not natural. Despite being seen in nature, homosexuality violates God's will for the Earth and for mankind, and therefore it is evil and unnatural. Besides, if homosexuality was OK, ask yourself why the Pentagon considers it a mental illness, along with several normal heterosexual people. If you still think that homosexuality is OK, then you should be one, or else you're a hypocrite; it is the ultimate hypocrisy to fight for the supposed \"rights\" of a group to which you do not belong. Why would a heterosexual care about a homosexual anyway? All homosexuals have AIDS as God's punishment. Gays never did anything worth mentioning, which is why the King James Bible says that homosexuality is wrong. And don't tell me it's genetic, either. If homosexuality were genetic, then heteros carrying the homo gene wouldn't interbreed, because they know they'll have a gay kid, and no true heterosexuals would ever want to risk having a kid who is gay.

7/30/2006 5:39:58 AM

godling

Thanks Acme Troll Services, that was hilarious. I particularly enjoyed: \"Gays never did anything worth mentioning, which is why the King James Bible says that homosexuality is wrong.\"

7/31/2006 12:50:42 AM

David D.G.

There won't be much of English left intact after the Fundie Word Redefinition Project finishes having its way. It's sort of like a lexical Inquisition, looking for words to convert.


~David D.G.

7/31/2006 6:30:05 PM

tracer

Equally obvious is that homosexuality is not lethal. It's unsafe sex, homosexual or heterosexual, that can have lethal consequences.

Ah, but you forget -- to the American Fundamentalist Christian, the AIDS epidemic among African heterosexuals is just a myth. Like France.

8/1/2006 10:53:32 PM

Redhunter

Nathan Bradfield: You are a moron.

Acme Troll-blah: You are more articulate, yet just as stupid as nate. Although you have many things to say that are unprovable, your argument breaks down considerably when you say; \"Despite being seen in nature, homosexuality.....is evil and unnatural.\"

Things seen in nature are unnatural? Grade-A moron.

8/14/2006 8:21:15 AM

Crosis

Redhunter: Acme Troll Services is one of the regulars' alter-egos. (Not sure which one, though if I had to guess I would say Maronan or CousinTed.)

8/15/2006 4:56:08 AM

cyborgtroy

I thought the defining feature of male homosexuality was butt-secks.

11/14/2007 10:25:26 AM

anti-nonsense

not all homosexuals are promiscious and many hetrosexuals ARE promiscious. You lose.

11/14/2007 10:27:01 AM

Ningen

I thought that the defining feature of male homosexuality was anal sex?

11/14/2007 11:12:21 AM



THAT. IS. NOT. ANYTHING. TO. DO. WITH. HOMOSEXUALITY!!!!!!! ARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! P.S you are a numb fuck

8/7/2008 12:05:22 PM

Blarghonius

Since when do you get to define things you know nothing about?

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