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I fully expect in the near future that there will be a HUGE IMAGE of this demon spirit "Mary" in all of the sky for the entire world to see. That would be an event that would break down the barr and unite all false religions, wouldn't it?

ann s., Rapture Ready 14 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Snowbunny

That's a new one on me. Mary is a demon spirit! BWAAHAHAHAHAHA

2/13/2007 4:11:42 AM

David D.G.

Christ's mother was a demon?

As Regis would say, are you sure that's your final answer?


~David D.G.

2/13/2007 4:40:00 AM

Langdon Alger

This is hilarious. A Protestant version of the Virgin Mary appearing, but it's supposed to prove it's EVIL!

Naw, the Catholics would all think it was great. Wouldn't work.

2/14/2007 4:37:34 AM

Man Called True

...you DO realize even the fundies acknowledge there was an important figure in Christ's life named Mary, right? Several of them, in fact - the Madonna, Magdelene, and Lazurus's sister.

Oh, right, you think the Catholics have abandoned Jaysus in order to worship his mother. Forgot how deluded you are.

2/14/2007 4:52:49 AM

BurtBush

You guys are feeding each other so much bullshit that you now don't even know what you're talking about.

2/14/2007 12:25:07 PM

Doctor Whom

Many fundamentalist Protestants believe that what Catholics venerate as the Virgin Mary is actually a demon masquerading as Christ's mother. Some also believe that the same demon was the goddesses of antiquity. Still, I guess that the demon has received a promotion if it is going to go from appearing on a grilled-cheese sandwich to appearing in all of the sky in such a way that the entire (non-flat) world can see it.

2/14/2007 1:35:14 PM

Dr. Shrinker

"That would be an event that would break down the barr and unite all false religions, wouldn't it?"

So would the instant elimination of poverty, the curing of all AIDS patients and/or the establishment of lasting world peace. If god did one of these things it would convince even the most ardent skeptics of his/her/its existence. Don't hold your breath ann s. These things won't come about, and neither will your "HUGE IMAGE."

2/21/2009 4:42:52 PM

Canadiest

"False Religions"

What's a false religion? I thought they all were

2/21/2009 8:23:00 PM

COR 2000

The demon spirit Mary? As in the Virgin Mary? You know, the one that gave birth to the one you call Jesus Christ?

Reptar Ready has once again busted my Irony meter for the 67th time. Congratulations.

2/21/2009 8:44:57 PM

Bonobo

Hey Jesus:

Yo mama's a demon! (I'm so, so sorry...)

2/25/2009 9:43:31 PM

GigaGuess

That "DEMON SPIRIT" spawned your Messiah, bitch. Are you calling Jesus' mama a demon? I don't think he'd take kindly to that.

2/25/2009 11:24:20 PM

mngamojemo

That would just convince me Catholicism was valid.

10/18/2009 3:24:52 PM



Nice name for the mother of your Saviour(in case you forgot to read Luke somewhere in your past)

12/29/2010 11:09:59 AM

Quantum Mechanic

It's been ten years, stupid fuckwit bitch.

7/8/2012 5:09:35 AM
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