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I fully expect in the near future that there will be a HUGE IMAGE of this demon spirit "Mary" in all of the sky for the entire world to see. That would be an event that would break down the barr and unite all false religions, wouldn't it?

ann s., Rapture Ready 14 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#160479
Snowbunny

That's a new one on me. Mary is a demon spirit! BWAAHAHAHAHAHA

2/13/2007 4:11:42 AM

#160496
David D.G.

Christ's mother was a demon?

As Regis would say, are you sure that's your final answer?


~David D.G.

2/13/2007 4:40:00 AM

#160795
Langdon Alger

This is hilarious. A Protestant version of the Virgin Mary appearing, but it's supposed to prove it's EVIL!

Naw, the Catholics would all think it was great. Wouldn't work.

2/14/2007 4:37:34 AM

#160803
Man Called True

...you DO realize even the fundies acknowledge there was an important figure in Christ's life named Mary, right? Several of them, in fact - the Madonna, Magdelene, and Lazurus's sister.

Oh, right, you think the Catholics have abandoned Jaysus in order to worship his mother. Forgot how deluded you are.

2/14/2007 4:52:49 AM

#160864
BurtBush

You guys are feeding each other so much bullshit that you now don't even know what you're talking about.

2/14/2007 12:25:07 PM

#160888
Doctor Whom

Many fundamentalist Protestants believe that what Catholics venerate as the Virgin Mary is actually a demon masquerading as Christ's mother. Some also believe that the same demon was the goddesses of antiquity. Still, I guess that the demon has received a promotion if it is going to go from appearing on a grilled-cheese sandwich to appearing in all of the sky in such a way that the entire (non-flat) world can see it.

2/14/2007 1:35:14 PM

#909210
Dr. Shrinker

"That would be an event that would break down the barr and unite all false religions, wouldn't it?"

So would the instant elimination of poverty, the curing of all AIDS patients and/or the establishment of lasting world peace. If god did one of these things it would convince even the most ardent skeptics of his/her/its existence. Don't hold your breath ann s. These things won't come about, and neither will your "HUGE IMAGE."

2/21/2009 4:42:52 PM

#909428
Canadiest

"False Religions"

What's a false religion? I thought they all were

2/21/2009 8:23:00 PM

#909443
COR 2000

The demon spirit Mary? As in the Virgin Mary? You know, the one that gave birth to the one you call Jesus Christ?

Reptar Ready has once again busted my Irony meter for the 67th time. Congratulations.

2/21/2009 8:44:57 PM

#913948
Bonobo

Hey Jesus:

Yo mama's a demon! (I'm so, so sorry...)

2/25/2009 9:43:31 PM

#914104
GigaGuess

That "DEMON SPIRIT" spawned your Messiah, bitch. Are you calling Jesus' mama a demon? I don't think he'd take kindly to that.

2/25/2009 11:24:20 PM

#1038456
mngamojemo

That would just convince me Catholicism was valid.

10/18/2009 3:24:52 PM

#1239036


Nice name for the mother of your Saviour(in case you forgot to read Luke somewhere in your past)

12/29/2010 11:09:59 AM

#1421015
Quantum Mechanic

It's been ten years, stupid fuckwit bitch.

7/8/2012 5:09:35 AM
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