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I had a dream once where I was visited by someone who i think was an angel. it was imposible to say if it was a man or a woman. if it was a man then he was very beautiful. if it was a woman then she was very strong. i felt love flowing from this angel which is how i knew it was from god. there was no fear or hate.

i was having trouble with my faith at the time. bad things had happened and i wondered if god had left me. this angel said GOD had never abandond me. we spoke for a while. i asked about the age of the earth. this angel told me that science was wrong. but not that it meant to be wrong. science is not evil just wrong. the angel told me that GOD created like it says in the BIBLE and that the earth is 6,000 years old.

That is how I KNOW that I am right when I believe that the Earth is young.

maleparent, Christian Forums 39 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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skepticguy

Yep, and (no lie) I had a dream last night that the temperature in Los Angeles reach 264 F yesterday. What does that tell you?

7/29/2006 10:02:22 PM

Papabear

You think it was an angel, you couldn't determine it's gender, and you admit it was a dream. Why do you think this has anything to do with the real world?


I dreamed of Carl Sagan last night. He said your God doesn't exist and Darwin was right about the origin of species. That's how I KNOW atheism and evolution is correct.[/sarcasm]

7/29/2006 10:41:39 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Dreams should not be used as a guiding force in your life.

7/29/2006 10:54:55 PM

CousinTed

Hmmm...I guess that means that I'm a cross between Ash/Pink who is destined to fight Aliens, Predators and Pirates at a grocery store.

7/29/2006 10:57:28 PM

Incubusion

Last night I dreamed of a zombie apocalypse. Infact, I know it was a zombie apocalypse. I've had this dream before, just in different areas.

So... when does my zombie apocalypse begin?

7/29/2006 11:28:18 PM

Papabear

Is anyone else disturbed by this guy's user name? People this loosely hinged aren't qualified to guide a glass of water much less the life of a child.

7/29/2006 11:39:33 PM

Jeremy PC

Yes Pb, I noticed \"his\" gender icon is female too, not sure if maleparent is a troll.

7/30/2006 12:06:56 AM

Jacob Syne

I had a dream once where I was visited by someone who I think was an angel. It was imposible to say if it was a man or a woman. If it was a man then he was very beautiful. If it was a woman then she was very strong. I felt love flowing from this angel which is how I knew it was going to be a kinky dream. There was no fear or hate.

I had hermaphroditical sex all night long.

7/30/2006 12:09:53 AM

Dante's Virgil

Hmph. I've got one better. In my dream last night I had fantastic sex on another continent. I now know, thanks to maleparent, that this will indeed come true.

7/30/2006 12:27:38 AM

YPhantom

I had a dream last night where Jim Morrison and a naked Indian visited me. That's when I knew I had to put on a concert in Aurora.

7/30/2006 1:08:11 AM

Hadanelith

Dante's Virgil: Hey, me too. Amazing how that works, ain't it?

7/30/2006 2:26:50 AM

Julian

Originally posted by Dante's Virgil

Hmph. I've got one better. In my dream last night I had fantastic sex on another continent. I now know, thanks to maleparent, that this will indeed come true.


Awesome! Gotta be happy about that!

Oh and if it's Antarctica, can you bring me back a penguin? I think Cousin Ted wants one too.
http://www.fstdt.com/weekly/article.php?id_article=150

7/30/2006 3:22:17 AM

Julian

\"I had a dream once where I was visited by someone who i think was an angel. it was imposible to say if it was a man or a woman.\"

You had a dream about Ann Coulter. oh boy, that must've been embarrassing for you!

\"if it was a man then he was very beautiful. if it was a woman then she was very strong.\"

You did! You did! You fucking had a dream about Ann Coulter.

\"i felt love flowing from this angel which is how i knew it was from god. there was no fear or hate.\"

Oh wait... No you didn't, my bad!

Sorry!

7/30/2006 3:28:26 AM

Dante's Virgil

HadanelithDante's Virgil: Hey, me too. Amazing how that works, ain't it?

Yup, it's both a sign and a miracle! Praise the FSM!

7/30/2006 3:35:51 AM

Hadanelith

Dante's Virgil: Damn you, heretic! All praises to Her Invisible Pinkness, May She Never Be Shod!

7/30/2006 5:27:04 AM

Rob

The angel also had eight vaginas and swore if I have sex with her then I'll become a prophet.

7/30/2006 5:32:35 AM

Maronan

I once had a dream that I died and found out that the afterlife was run by a massive bureaucracy, and that I had to spend an entire day before my afterlife was processed. The waiting room was a shut-down carnival, and there were cakes, cookies, and other sweets offered. I knew I had died as an atheist, but it turned out I was right; at the very minimum, no gods were present in the dream. It turned out that there was a hell, but only people who ate all the sweets in the waiting room were sent there. There was no lake of fire; \"hell\" consisted of a garage full of junk occupied by six or seven really fat kids (the damned), a rather surly clown (the devil), and a black bird. (Just some bird.)

I had this dream several years ago, so it probably predates yours. By your own logic, it must have been true, since I dreamed it. This obviously contradicts your dream, but mine has seniority rights.

7/30/2006 7:08:49 AM

Tiny Bulcher

I keep having a dream where I need to piss really badly. And then I wake up, and damn, if isn't true. So this proves either that dreams are true, or I drink too much beer.

7/30/2006 9:29:11 AM



I had a dream that my grandma was being boiled in a big pot by cartoon cannibals. She wouldn't let go of her purse, though, just stood there in the pot with the damn thing under her arm.

People dream all kinds of things, Jeremy. Doesn't mean anything.

7/30/2006 10:30:11 AM

Dante's Virgil

Dante's Virgil: Damn you, heretic! All praises to Her Invisible Pinkness, May She Never Be Shod!

Oh yeah? Well, I know my God is real. Just look at all the pasta sacrifices everybody makes in His honor! Don't worry, though. One day even you will be touched by his noodly appendage.

7/30/2006 11:09:15 AM

Mister Spak

I dreamed I had fantastic sex on an
imaginary continent.

Does that mean Europe really exists after all?

7/30/2006 1:13:43 PM

Austin

Wait... this isn't Dore Williamson????????

7/30/2006 5:48:09 PM

MK

I'm always amazed that no matter how much time passes, fundies always insist the earth is 6000 years old. Not 5998, not 6014, always 6000.


7/31/2006 1:48:35 PM

David D.G.

You believed something stated by something you took to be an ANGEL over the statements of science? In a DREAM no less? And you still believe this now that you are awake?!?

What century is this again? Some people seem determined to act as if it's half-past 100 A.D. forever.


~David D.G.

7/31/2006 2:10:55 PM

TheAmazingToby

I had a dream that I was standing on top of a pyramid wearing these sun god robes and was surrounded by 1000's of naked women all screaming and throwing little pickles at me.

7/31/2006 4:23:36 PM
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